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  • C_U_Next_Tuesday
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    • Oct 2002
    • 10581

    #1

    I hate the Icecream man

    This annoying fucker drives down my street about 9 months out of the year.. every day. I know he is trying to make a living.. but his being on my street with his annoying little tune that comes blaring out, it even stops the music and says in a loud electronic voice "Hello", is driving me crazy!
    I want to smash the fucking sound system on that damn truck!

    The worst part is my little one will beg borrow and steal to get a dollar to buy this cheap ass icecream bar. If he is unable to get the money he throws wild tantrums that are out of control..

    I told my oldest i was going to kick the icecream mans ass if he continues to come down this street every day...He is making a fortune off of me alone..
  • Creative
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2004
    • 1252

    #2
    You are seriously crazy

    I hope you end up taking him out

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    • Spunky
      I need a beer
      • Jun 2002
      • 133986

      #3
      Well... invite me in next time and maybe we can make a deal

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      • C_U_Next_Tuesday
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        • Oct 2002
        • 10581

        #4
        Originally posted by spunky1
        Well... invite me in next time and maybe we can make a deal
        damn, I got to pay off the freaky icecream man ..i didnt know you were a little mexican guy that couldnt speak english..you sure can w-r-i-t-e it well
        Last edited by C_U_Next_Tuesday; 04-19-2004, 05:48 PM.

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        • Spunky
          I need a beer
          • Jun 2002
          • 133986

          #5
          Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday


          damn, I got to pay off the freaky icecream man ..i didnt know you were a little mexican guy that couldnt speak english..you sure can hahahahaha it well
          Hola...no cash money needed..little jiggy jiggy no?

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          • C_U_Next_Tuesday
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            • Oct 2002
            • 10581

            #6
            Originally posted by spunky1

            Hola...no cash money needed..little jiggy jiggy no?

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            • Warden
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              • Nov 2002
              • 2906

              #7
              because your street pays his rent!
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              • Fletch XXX
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                • Jan 2002
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                #8
                simple.

                roofing nails in the street.

                then molotov.


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                • C_U_Next_Tuesday
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                  • Oct 2002
                  • 10581

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Fletch XXX
                  simple.

                  roofing nails in the street.

                  then molotov.

                  Thats much better than my grabbing him through the little w-i-n-d-o-w- and punching his lights out.

                  This fucker has even sent my kid in to get a check from me.. WTF.. he is 7 and doesnt know about checks

                  are all words that start with "w" are banned or what..lol
                  Last edited by C_U_Next_Tuesday; 04-19-2004, 05:50 PM.

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                  • Warden
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                    • Nov 2002
                    • 2906

                    #10
                    Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday


                    Thats much better than my grabbing him though the little hahahahahaha and punching his lights out.

                    This fucker has even sent my kid in to get a check from me.. WTF.. he is 7 and doesnt know about checks
                    Told them to get a check? Thats one ballsy ice cream man. Are you sure its not the ice cream man the original "Friday", Big Perm I think he was?
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                    • Creative
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Apr 2004
                      • 1252

                      #11
                      Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
                      it even stops the music and says in a loud electronic voice "Hello", is driving me crazy!
                      "HELLO!"


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                      • TurboAngel
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                        • Jun 2003
                        • 30122

                        #12
                        Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday


                        Thats much better than my grabbing him through the little w-i-n-d-o-w- and punching his lights out.

                        This fucker has even sent my kid in to get a check from me.. WTF.. he is 7 and doesnt know about checks

                        are all words that start with "w" are banned or what..lol

                        No he didn't! OMG LMFAO.



                        Just kick his ass and tell him to move to the next St.

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                        • PiksalDesign
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                          • Mar 2003
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                          #13
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                          • Shortbread
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                            • Dec 2003
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                            #14
                            I can see your point of view. However, I love the ice cream man. I am like a child whenever they come down my street. I always run out and get one myself


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                            • reynold
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                              • Oct 2002
                              • 51271

                              #15
                              Well, as long as there are kids on your hood, then the ice cream man will always be around.

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                              • C_U_Next_Tuesday
                                WW4L
                                • Oct 2002
                                • 10581

                                #16
                                Originally posted by TurboAngel



                                No he didn't! OMG LMFAO.



                                Just kick his ass and tell him to move to the next St.
                                I almost did last night.. I was really feeling sick for some weird reason and I lost it.. my oldest son made me sit in the living room and breathe..hahahahaha.

                                Yeah, one day I hear the fucktard and my littlest one comes slamming through the house looking for money.. i told him I didnt have any.. he told me the icrcream man takes checks.. I got his check!!!

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                                • C_U_Next_Tuesday
                                  WW4L
                                  • Oct 2002
                                  • 10581

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by reynold
                                  Well, as long as there are kids on your hood, then the ice cream man will always be around.
                                  out of the whole street this fucker sits outside my house..every day around 7 pm. he doesnt even take off during most of the winter...they are supposed to quit in the summer dammit!

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                                  • C_U_Next_Tuesday
                                    WW4L
                                    • Oct 2002
                                    • 10581

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Warden


                                    Told them to get a check? Thats one ballsy ice cream man. Are you sure its not the ice cream man the original "Friday", Big Perm I think he was?
                                    I would like him better

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                                    • Kalifornia
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                                      • Apr 2004
                                      • 734

                                      #19

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                                      • dunefield
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                                        • Feb 2003
                                        • 10920

                                        #20


                                        an image of homer going crazy when he hears the ice cream truck and pushes all the kids out of the way came to my mind...

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                                        • C_U_Next_Tuesday
                                          WW4L
                                          • Oct 2002
                                          • 10581

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by dunefield


                                          an image of homer going crazy when he hears the ice cream truck and pushes all the kids out of the way came to my mind...
                                          just imagine Marge with a butcher knife in hand.. and you have me

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                                          • Fletch XXX
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                                            • Jan 2002
                                            • 60840

                                            #22
                                            betty would you buy me ice cream?


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                                            • C_U_Next_Tuesday
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                                              • Oct 2002
                                              • 10581

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Fletch XXX
                                              betty would you buy me ice cream?

                                              I'm broke.. we can steal it from him though

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                                              • CamChicks
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                                                • Sep 2003
                                                • 1552

                                                #24
                                                I used to live in a poor part of town where there were 3 or 4 ice cream trucks competing for business. I heard that tune for hours on/off all day. It was even worse than the constant cruising of ghetto poseurs showing off their car stereos. Then loud mariachi music in the evenings, since half the street were newly immigrated from mexico, where apparently it is ok to regularly hold partys on your front lawn. Then gunshots for the rest of the night. (both celebratory and hostile) which of course brought the sirens . .

                                                Ice-cream trucks mean you live where many people cannot afford to stock it in the freezer. My .. if you own a home, and ice cream trucks move into your neigborhood, sell quick because it's a sign of the area going in a bad direction.

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                                                • Fletch XXX
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                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                  • 60840

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday


                                                  I'm broke.. we can steal it from him though
                                                  i got money, there is something spicy about kidnapping an ice cream man with you though.

                                                  we could paint him up like Gacy and get him drunk, take his money, and drop him off somehwere.

                                                  (ive seen too many horror movies)


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                                                  • C_U_Next_Tuesday
                                                    WW4L
                                                    • Oct 2002
                                                    • 10581

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by CamChicks
                                                    I used to live in a poor part of town where there were 3 or 4 ice cream trucks competing for business. I heard that tune for hours on/off all day. It was even worse than the constant cruising of ghetto poseurs showing off their car stereos. Then loud mariachi music in the evenings, since half the street were newly immigrated from mexico, where apparently it is ok to regularly hold partys on your front lawn. Then gunshots for the rest of the night. (both celebratory and hostile) which of course brought the sirens . .

                                                    Ice-cream trucks mean you live where many people cannot afford to stock it in the freezer. My .. if you own a home, and ice cream trucks move into your neigborhood, sell quick because it's a sign of the area going in a bad direction.
                                                    I'd harm him before he takes over my neighborhood..I think this fucker has a monopoly on the area

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                                                    • C_U_Next_Tuesday
                                                      WW4L
                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                      • 10581

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Fletch XXX


                                                      i got money, there is something spicy about kidnapping an ice cream man with you though.

                                                      we could paint him up like Gacy and get him drunk, take his money, and drop him off somehwere.

                                                      (ive seen too many horror movies)

                                                      kidnapping and we could drive around in the truck too! Wheeeeeee
                                                      i'm so game

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                                                      • bllott
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                                                        • Mar 2004
                                                        • 2368

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
                                                        This annoying fucker drives down my street about 9 months out of the year.. every day. I know he is trying to make a living.. but his being on my street with his annoying little tune that comes blaring out, it even stops the music and says in a loud electronic voice "Hello", is driving me crazy!
                                                        I want to smash the fucking sound system on that damn truck!

                                                        The worst part is my little one will beg borrow and steal to get a dollar to buy this cheap ass icecream bar. If he is unable to get the money he throws wild tantrums that are out of control..

                                                        I told my oldest i was going to kick the icecream mans ass if he continues to come down this street every day...He is making a fortune off of me alone..
                                                        do what I did:

                                                        Me and my buddies used to sit on a playground and this mother fucken truck used to come all the time with that nasty ass barney tune designed to summon all the zombie children to eat ice cream

                                                        so after a month in the summer of that FUCKEN tune ringing for 30 minutes every time, we came up to the guy and told him that if comes back we'll destroy his truck

                                                        so he came back naturally.

                                                        the next time he came back we were ready and it was his last

                                                        as soon as he stopped 2 of us went to buy somethin on the side while the rest stormed in from the back door and ripped out everything..

                                                        like the fridges and all that jam and juicy shit that gets poured

                                                        the bastard never came back

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                                                        • Fletch XXX
                                                          GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                          • 60840

                                                          #29



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                                                          • C_U_Next_Tuesday
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                                                            • Oct 2002
                                                            • 10581

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Fletch XXX


                                                            thats truly disturbing love it!

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                                                            • C_U_Next_Tuesday
                                                              WW4L
                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                              • 10581

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by bllott


                                                              do what I did:

                                                              Me and my buddies used to sit on a playground and this mother fucken truck used to come all the time with that nasty ass barney tune designed to summon all the zombie children to eat ice cream

                                                              so after a month in the summer of that FUCKEN tune ringing for 30 minutes every time, we came up to the guy and told him that if comes back we'll destroy his truck

                                                              so he came back naturally.

                                                              the next time he came back we were ready and it was his last

                                                              as soon as he stopped 2 of us went to buy somethin on the side while the rest stormed in from the back door and ripped out everything..

                                                              like the fridges and all that jam and juicy shit that gets poured

                                                              the bastard never came back

                                                              Thats what I am talking about folks..

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                                                              • Fletch XXX
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                                                                • Jan 2002
                                                                • 60840

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday


                                                                thats truly disturbing love it!
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                                                                • NikkiNevada
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                                                                  • Dec 2003
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Eeewww
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                                                                  • SykkBoy2
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                                                                    • Feb 2001
                                                                    • 19969

                                                                    #34
                                                                    remember the ice cream truc driver in the movie "Assault On Precinct 13"?
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                                                                    • Mr Pheer
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                                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                                      • 22083

                                                                      #35
                                                                      If it really bothers you, complain to the city council. If you live in a residential area there are most likely zoning laws forbidding business in the area, and the city council will have to hear your case.

                                                                      But then you'll like a fuckin asshole in front of everyone, complaining about the ice cream man

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                                                                      • maxdaname
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                                                                        • Oct 2003
                                                                        • 5193

                                                                        #36
                                                                        "Allowance Day! DING-DING-DING-DING"
                                                                        "ICE CREAM MAN, ICE CREAM MAN!!
                                                                        damn homer...

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                                                                        • kowntafit
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                                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                                          • 4667

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Yeah, Icecream van music really sucks.

                                                                          I have never bought an icecream from one though. And I don't think I've ever seen one come past my house before.

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                                                                          • clickhappy
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                                                                            • Mar 2004
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            I thought you were talking about that Van Halen "Ice Cream man" song for a second

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                                                                            • Webasic
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                                                                              • Feb 2004
                                                                              • 1889

                                                                              #39
                                                                              kill him

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                                                                              • SykkBoy2
                                                                                Jesus loves bacon
                                                                                • Feb 2001
                                                                                • 19969

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by bllott


                                                                                do what I did:

                                                                                Me and my buddies used to sit on a playground and this mother fucken truck used to come all the time with that nasty ass barney tune designed to summon all the zombie children to eat ice cream

                                                                                so after a month in the summer of that FUCKEN tune ringing for 30 minutes every time, we came up to the guy and told him that if comes back we'll destroy his truck

                                                                                so he came back naturally.

                                                                                the next time he came back we were ready and it was his last

                                                                                as soon as he stopped 2 of us went to buy somethin on the side while the rest stormed in from the back door and ripped out everything..

                                                                                like the fridges and all that jam and juicy shit that gets poured

                                                                                the bastard never came back

                                                                                what the fuck are you doing on a playground? Scoping dates?

                                                                                so, you trashed someone's truck and think it's cool? I hope someone slashes the tires on your ride and see how funny you think it is...what a bunch of assholes
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                                                                                • pimplink
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Just remember the ice cream man is just doing his job. How would you feel if someone comes up to you and tell he hates you and your job?

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                                                                                  • Tania
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                                                                                    • Apr 2004
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    hmhmhm i like icecream it's very good

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                                                                                    • eiht_98
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                                                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                                                      • 6103

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Little kids get bout it I mean my hood is rot it,
                                                                                      i'm try to make a dollar 50 before i'm up and out it
                                                                                      Before jump in the game lets get one thing understood,
                                                                                      If you sellin that icecream ya got to make sure its good
                                                                                      Mr. Icecream man(mr. icecream man)

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                                                                                      • Napolean
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                                                                                        • Nov 2002
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                                                                                        #44
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                                                                                        • C_U_Next_Tuesday
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                                                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                                                          • 10581

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by pimplink
                                                                                          Just remember the ice cream man is just doing his job. How would you feel if someone comes up to you and tell he hates you and your job?
                                                                                          He's doing his job.. but he can choose to not sit outside my hahahahahaha every night for 9 months out of the year..and have my kids raid me for every last dollar I have.. fuck him.. he should get some decent ice cream instaed of his shitty wierd ass mexican ice cream bars... hell the wrappers don't even have english on them

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                                                                                          • C_U_Next_Tuesday
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                                                                                            • 10581

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by Napolean
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                                                                                            • SykkBoy2
                                                                                              Jesus loves bacon
                                                                                              • Feb 2001
                                                                                              • 19969

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday


                                                                                              He's doing his job.. but he can choose to not sit outside my hahahahahaha every night for 9 months out of the year..and have my kids raid me for every last dollar I have.. fuck him.. he should get some decent ice cream instaed of his shitty wierd ass mexican ice cream bars... hell the wrappers don't even have english on them
                                                                                              so it's his fault your kids have no self control?
                                                                                              Maybe he comes past your house because he knows its an easy sell. Would you turn away surfers who signed up to your site because they couldn't control their sexual impulses? We sell an impulse item and so does the ice cream man and it would be pretty stupid of him businesswise to go to a neighborhood where he WASN'T selling anything...
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                                                                                              • C_U_Next_Tuesday
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by SykkBoy2


                                                                                                so it's his fault your kids have no self control?
                                                                                                Maybe he comes past your house because he knows its an easy sell. Would you turn away surfers who signed up to your site because they couldn't control their sexual impulses? We sell an impulse item and so does the ice cream man and it would be pretty stupid of him businesswise to go to a neighborhood where he WASN'T selling anything...
                                                                                                it was all fine till sent my son inside to say he accepted checks.. He fucking robs the little ones.. charging $1 for a little shit ice cream bar.. hell yeah he keeps coming around.. my neighborhood is making him rich..

                                                                                                maybe I can send him to sit outside you door every night for 30 minutes

                                                                                                Hell, even some of my vid clips I have made have that fuckers music in the background..

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                                                                                                • SykkBoy2
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                                                                                                  • Feb 2001
                                                                                                  • 19969

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday


                                                                                                  it was all fine till sent my son inside to say he accepted checks.. He fucking robs the little ones.. charging $1 for a little shit ice cream bar.. hell yeah he keeps coming around.. my neighborhood is making him rich..

                                                                                                  maybe I can send him to sit outside you door every night for 30 minutes

                                                                                                  Hell, even some of my vid clips I have made have that fuckers music in the background..
                                                                                                  I have my own neighborhood ice cream man and he even makes two trips a day through our neighborhood.

                                                                                                  Simply tell your kids "no". If the guy stops selling product, he won't come around. Or w r i t e him a check and in the memo section wr it e: Thanks for the Handjob In The Men's Room...your kid will get ice cream and the ice cream man probably won't bother cashing the check ;-)
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                                                                                                  • bllott
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by SykkBoy2
                                                                                                    what the fuck are you doing on a playground? Scoping dates?

                                                                                                    so, you trashed someone's truck and think it's cool? I hope someone slashes the tires on your ride and see how funny you think it is...what a bunch of assholes
                                                                                                    you dumb bastard..

                                                                                                    don't take it personally, i am guessing your mom ran one of those trucks himself, so that's why you're soo pissed..

                                                                                                    i'll destroy anything i like, as for some fucked up truck piece of shit i don't care.

                                                                                                    I think i clearly said that we were sitting on the playground

                                                                                                    that's hard to understand

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