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=^..^= 04-19-2004 10:25 AM

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Originally posted by alias



AU has some wicked nasty spiders like the funnelweb.

http://helium.vancouver.wsu.edu/~lindblad/funnelweb.jpg

Funnelwb are nasty - bite will kill you easily
but they are not all that aggressive
last place we lived they were EVERYWHERE and I MEAN everywhere
we always had them in our rooms everynight we'd have to check under the beds, behind doors, flip back the bed sheets real quick
i swear there were just hundreds of them in the building
one day Firehorse took to tryign to kill them and i swear he must have gone around the buliding for at least 4 hours trying to spray them all and he still couldnt kill them all they just kept coming.

Add to that we had Wolf Spiders and Red Bellied Black Snakes - needless to say we only lived there just over one month - we moved!!

Firehorse 04-19-2004 10:28 AM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
They run 10 mph, jump three feet, are a nocturnal spider, so only come out at night unless they are in shade. When they bite you, you are injected with Novocain so you go numb instantly. You don't even know you are bitten when you are sleeping, so you wake up with part of your leg or arm missing because it has been gnawing on it all night long. If you are walking around and you bump something that is casting a shadow over it, and the sun makes contact with it, you better run. It will instantly run for your shadow, and scream the whole time it is chasing you.



<img SRC="http://members.shaw.ca/graphx/pics/iraqspiders.jpg">



PS. The one on the bottom is eating the one on the top. These are spiders found daily in IRAQ by troops. Imagine waking up and seeing one of these in your tent!?

Another reason to never viist Iraq! :glugglug

Firehorse 04-19-2004 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by =^..^=


Funnelwb are nasty - bite will kill you easily
but they are not all that aggressive
last place we lived they were EVERYWHERE and I MEAN everywhere
we always had them in our rooms everynight we'd have to check under the beds, behind doors, flip back the bed sheets real quick
i swear there were just hundreds of them in the building
one day Firehorse took to tryign to kill them and i swear he must have gone around the buliding for at least 4 hours trying to spray them all and he still couldnt kill them all they just kept coming.

Add to that we had Wolf Spiders and Red Bellied Black Snakes - needless to say we only lived there just over one month - we moved!!

It was fun! :Graucho

Dirtydee 04-19-2004 10:52 AM

That is fucking creepy!!!

zzgundamnzz 04-19-2004 11:03 AM

Damn those things are scary. I hate spiders :mad:

Lykos 04-19-2004 01:02 PM

Damn,that is spider???:helpme

Corleone 04-19-2004 01:04 PM

i hate spiders

Basic_man 04-19-2004 01:06 PM

Holy fuck! I hate spiders..

CDSmith 04-19-2004 01:06 PM

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Originally posted by Hue G. Pness
Most of the time they are about the size of an average persons hand.
That doesn't make me feel any better. I have really huge hands.

High Quality 04-19-2004 01:07 PM

Holy fucking shit!

arial 04-19-2004 01:08 PM

50 spiders!

D-Money 04-19-2004 01:40 PM

OK, for you spider experts.

I got bit by a spider last week, on my hand.

It had a red spot in the middle of the bruise and was swollen. The bruise is about 2 inches in diameter. I still have a slight bruise and it's still sore if I touch it.

Is it a black widow bite? What the fuck bit me? I'm in L.A., so it's possible it could be a widow.

If it were a widow, would I be worse then a big bruise? Is a baby widow less venomous?

I hate spiders! Got a bit of a phobia, good thing I wasn't watching it on my hand.

That camel spider freaks me out.

jimmyf 04-19-2004 01:42 PM

try a brown spider from South America, AKA Recluse, one of the little fuckers got me once. made a big hole in my leg 1/2" plus deep big around a as quarter took for every 2 heal. :ak47: nasty little shits

neverlearn 04-19-2004 01:43 PM

Thats fuckin sick! I hate spiders!

jimmyf 04-19-2004 01:46 PM

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Originally posted by D-Money
OK, for you spider experts.

I got bit by a spider last week, on my hand.

It had a red spot in the middle of the bruise and was swollen. The bruise is about 2 inches in diameter. I still have a slight bruise and it's still sore if I touch it.

Is it a black widow bite? What the fuck bit me? I'm in L.A., so it's possible it could be a widow.

If it were a widow, would I be worse then a big bruise? Is a baby widow less venomous?

I hate spiders! Got a bit of a phobia, good thing I wasn't watching it on my hand.

That camel spider freaks me out.

a black widow would have made you sick, dizzy, nauseous

I might add you get bite by a black widow you should see a doctor right away.

jackson 04-19-2004 01:49 PM

fuck that shit the iraqis can keep there oil and there spiders ha :ak47: :BangBang:

Fletch XXX 04-19-2004 01:50 PM

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Originally posted by jimmyf


a black widow would have made you sick, dizzy, nauseous

I might add you get bite by a black widow you should see a doctor right away.



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