how many have been summond for jurry duty?

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  • sumphatpimp
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2002
    • 5235
    #16
    now that makes me wonder...............

    would I want a jury composed of the dimwits on GFY to be on a jury, if I were the defendent?

    yeah , right.

    I would hang myself in my cell before hand.

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      • baddog
        So Fucking Banned
        • Apr 2001
        • 107089
        #17
        Originally posted by sumphatpimp
        now that makes me wonder...............

        would I want a jury composed of the dimwits on GFY to be on a jury, if I were the defendent?

        yeah , right.

        I would hang myself in my cell before hand.
        Put it this way, after my time serving on varous juries I have come up with the following policy:

        If I am guilty - go with the jury trial.
        If I am innocent - let the judge rule on the case.\

        It has kept me out of jail so far.

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          • buddyjuf
            #18
            mee no speake henglish

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              • crockett
                in a van by the river
                • May 2003
                • 76818
                #19
                when I had my jury duty, the 1st guy that got questioned told the judge he was racist, trying to get out of jury duty.. LOL was funny as hell, the judge gave him the riot act and a 10 min lecture on how he should be proud to serve in his court room and he didn't dismiss him, made him stay to entire day and come back the next.

                Was funny because noone else tryed to come up with a lame excuse.. everyone was like yes sir, no sir.. a smart judge.
                In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.

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                  • Viper2K1
                    Confirmed User
                    • Aug 2001
                    • 1006
                    #20
                    when the defendant enters the court, just stand up and yell "he's so f*cking guilty !!!"

                    then you'll get out because you can't give the guy a fair trial
                    Spank me
                    Dude, where's my traffic?

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                      • Joetanto
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Oct 2003
                        • 653
                        #21
                        never got the pleasure yet

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                          • init
                            Confirmed User
                            • Oct 2002
                            • 973
                            #22
                            i wonder if telling them i think the law sucks and i have no faith in it, and i hate police will persuade them in not picking me
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                              • Illicit
                                wtf ?
                                • Dec 2003
                                • 11895
                                #23
                                Ive had it a few times... only had to be on a jury once... I made everyone let the guy off... it was a funny case, these kids stole their teachers car twice in one day. the police returned it to her the first time and they went back and stole it again. lol


                                they had no proof though, just some cop saying they did it.
                                Insert Sig Here

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                                  • AMADude
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Apr 2004
                                    • 3875
                                    #24
                                    I got mine, gotta go in May.
                                    No sig, just here to fuck around.

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                                      • Phil
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jan 2004
                                        • 7659
                                        #25
                                        dude, you're about to make $6.00 ...
                                        Ask Phil

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                                          • Stuntpig
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Feb 2003
                                            • 299
                                            #26
                                            I got jury duty in Brooklyn about a year ago.

                                            I went for the three days, but never got picked to serve on a jury.
                                            Perhaps the stained clothes, the magazines about guns and Harleys and the Skoal baseball cap had an undesirable effect on the attorneys.
                                            I suppose Ill never really know...

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                                              • wdsguy
                                                Ryde or Die
                                                • Dec 2002
                                                • 19568
                                                #27
                                                Originally posted by Stuntpig
                                                I got jury duty in Brooklyn about a year ago.

                                                I went for the three days, but never got picked to serve on a jury.
                                                Perhaps the stained clothes, the magazines about guns and Harleys and the Skoal baseball cap had an undesirable effect on the attorneys.
                                                I suppose Ill never really know...

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                                                  • jhauser
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Dec 2002
                                                    • 2924
                                                    #28
                                                    Nope havent yet.. keeping my fingers crossed (NOT)
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                                                      • The Alibi
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • May 2003
                                                        • 332
                                                        #29
                                                        Don't worry about it, I think one of the prerequisites for serving on a jury is actually being able to spell "jury".

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                                                          • bcooter
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Jan 2004
                                                            • 797
                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by MrPheer


                                                            hey genius, you dont have to be a registered voter to get selected for Jury Duty

                                                            You got a drivers license dont ya?
                                                            hey genius, you're wrong.
                                                            Where I make All My Non-Adult Money

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