how many have been summond for jurry duty?

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  • init
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2002
    • 973

    #1

    how many have been summond for jurry duty?

    got my first summond this week, i have to appear for courty duty tomorrow, this shit fucking blows, how many of you have had to do it before?
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  • Lane
    Will code for food...
    • Apr 2001
    • 8496

    #2
    summond? is that like salmon?

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    • egonetworks
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2004
      • 6706

      #3
      Just go in and be as racist as possible, you won't get chosen.

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      • 420
        cuck
        • Mar 2003
        • 11571

        #4
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        • ace0r
          Confirmed User
          • Feb 2001
          • 1410

          #5
          did it once, big waste of time

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          • Mr Pheer
            So Fucking Banned
            • Dec 2002
            • 22083

            #6
            I've been summoned 2 times, but both times they sent me home before the selection process even started because whoever trials were postponed or some shit

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            • Mr Pheer
              So Fucking Banned
              • Dec 2002
              • 22083

              #7
              Originally posted by 420
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              reason #1 to never become a registered voter
              hey genius, you dont have to be a registered voter to get selected for Jury Duty

              You got a drivers license dont ya?

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              • SureFire
                Confirmed User
                • Jan 2003
                • 4398

                #8
                Bring a good book. It is really boring.

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                • KRL
                  Entrepreneur
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 31429

                  #9
                  What summons?



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                  • gwilkins
                    Confirmed User
                    • Feb 2004
                    • 744

                    #10
                    I have bad habits that might influence the jury's decisions.

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                    • Lonny
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jun 2003
                      • 3539

                      #11
                      I get one about every 3-6moths and have been since I was 18, I just toss them in the trash.

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                      • LittleMack
                        www.pornkings.com
                        • Oct 2003
                        • 4645

                        #12
                        Been there 3 times in 6 years, getting old, never been seated..
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                        • riosluts
                          Confirmed User
                          • Sep 2003
                          • 5250

                          #13
                          just make up some excuse that you cant go because u got a killer headache or something

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                          • crockett
                            in a van by the river
                            • May 2003
                            • 76818

                            #14
                            you guys all suck, complaining about jury duty.. You should feel lucky you have the right for a trial by jury. Half you you fucks complain about the way this country is headed and it's your own fault. You guys wanna have all the freedoms but don't want to do anything for them.

                            I've been summoned one time and I went and didn't get picked. Maybe one day if your in court because the govt is out to get you, maybe you would like a decent jury to judge you. Remember what goes around comes around.
                            In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.

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                            • baddog
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Apr 2001
                              • 107089

                              #15
                              I have served several times when I was employed by a company that paid full wages for jury time.

                              I liked it, but I enjoy participating in and learning the legal process.

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                              • sumphatpimp
                                Confirmed User
                                • Aug 2002
                                • 5235

                                #16
                                now that makes me wonder...............

                                would I want a jury composed of the dimwits on GFY to be on a jury, if I were the defendent?

                                yeah , right.

                                I would hang myself in my cell before hand.

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                                • baddog
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Apr 2001
                                  • 107089

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by sumphatpimp
                                  now that makes me wonder...............

                                  would I want a jury composed of the dimwits on GFY to be on a jury, if I were the defendent?

                                  yeah , right.

                                  I would hang myself in my cell before hand.
                                  Put it this way, after my time serving on varous juries I have come up with the following policy:

                                  If I am guilty - go with the jury trial.
                                  If I am innocent - let the judge rule on the case.\

                                  It has kept me out of jail so far.

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                                  • buddyjuf

                                    #18
                                    mee no speake henglish

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                                    • crockett
                                      in a van by the river
                                      • May 2003
                                      • 76818

                                      #19
                                      when I had my jury duty, the 1st guy that got questioned told the judge he was racist, trying to get out of jury duty.. LOL was funny as hell, the judge gave him the riot act and a 10 min lecture on how he should be proud to serve in his court room and he didn't dismiss him, made him stay to entire day and come back the next.

                                      Was funny because noone else tryed to come up with a lame excuse.. everyone was like yes sir, no sir.. a smart judge.
                                      In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.

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                                      • Viper2K1
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Aug 2001
                                        • 1006

                                        #20
                                        when the defendant enters the court, just stand up and yell "he's so f*cking guilty !!!"

                                        then you'll get out because you can't give the guy a fair trial
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                                        • Joetanto
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Oct 2003
                                          • 653

                                          #21
                                          never got the pleasure yet

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                                          • init
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Oct 2002
                                            • 973

                                            #22
                                            i wonder if telling them i think the law sucks and i have no faith in it, and i hate police will persuade them in not picking me
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                                            • Illicit
                                              wtf ?
                                              • Dec 2003
                                              • 11895

                                              #23
                                              Ive had it a few times... only had to be on a jury once... I made everyone let the guy off... it was a funny case, these kids stole their teachers car twice in one day. the police returned it to her the first time and they went back and stole it again. lol


                                              they had no proof though, just some cop saying they did it.
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                                              • AMADude
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                                                • Apr 2004
                                                • 3875

                                                #24
                                                I got mine, gotta go in May.
                                                No sig, just here to fuck around.

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                                                • Phil
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                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                  • 7659

                                                  #25
                                                  dude, you're about to make $6.00 ...
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                                                  • Stuntpig
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Feb 2003
                                                    • 299

                                                    #26
                                                    I got jury duty in Brooklyn about a year ago.

                                                    I went for the three days, but never got picked to serve on a jury.
                                                    Perhaps the stained clothes, the magazines about guns and Harleys and the Skoal baseball cap had an undesirable effect on the attorneys.
                                                    I suppose Ill never really know...

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                                                    • wdsguy
                                                      Ryde or Die
                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                      • 19568

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Stuntpig
                                                      I got jury duty in Brooklyn about a year ago.

                                                      I went for the three days, but never got picked to serve on a jury.
                                                      Perhaps the stained clothes, the magazines about guns and Harleys and the Skoal baseball cap had an undesirable effect on the attorneys.
                                                      I suppose Ill never really know...

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                                                      • jhauser
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                                                        • Dec 2002
                                                        • 2924

                                                        #28
                                                        Nope havent yet.. keeping my fingers crossed (NOT)
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                                                        • The Alibi
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                                                          • May 2003
                                                          • 332

                                                          #29
                                                          Don't worry about it, I think one of the prerequisites for serving on a jury is actually being able to spell "jury".

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                                                          • bcooter
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                                                            • Jan 2004
                                                            • 797

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by MrPheer


                                                            hey genius, you dont have to be a registered voter to get selected for Jury Duty

                                                            You got a drivers license dont ya?
                                                            hey genius, you're wrong.
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                                                            • webmaster x
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                                                              • Mar 2004
                                                              • 4400

                                                              #31
                                                              I haven't been called for jury duty before, but I would like to experience that kind of opportunity sometime in my life.Well, good luck! And do the right thing.
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                                                              • Living For Today
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                                                                • Feb 2002
                                                                • 3970

                                                                #32
                                                                never ever.

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                                                                • baddog
                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                                  • 107089

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by The Alibi
                                                                  Don't worry about it, I think one of the prerequisites for serving on a jury is actually being able to spell "jury".
                                                                  you wish

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                                                                  • Mr Pheer
                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                    • Dec 2002
                                                                    • 22083

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by bcooter


                                                                    hey genius, you're wrong.
                                                                    No, I'm not

                                                                    I was never a registered voter until this year, but I've been sent a jury summons before. If you have a drivers license with your address on it, you can be sent a summons.

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                                                                    • rip raster
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                                      • 2851

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Just tell them that you'd make the perfect juror because you can tell if someone is guilty or innocent just by looking at them

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                                                                      • Manowar
                                                                        jellyfish  
                                                                        • Dec 2003
                                                                        • 71528

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by KRL
                                                                        What summons?



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                                                                        • init
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                                          • 973

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by The Alibi
                                                                          Don't worry about it, I think one of the prerequisites for serving on a jury is actually being able to spell "jury".
                                                                          every heard of a typo dumbass?
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                                                                          • init
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Oct 2002
                                                                            • 973

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by 420
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                                                                            reason #1 to never become a registered voter
                                                                            actually pheer is right, and they even tell you while waiting, it used ot be that way but they recently changed it so if you have a drivers liscence they can pick you
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                                                                            • Rochard
                                                                              Jägermeister Test Pilot
                                                                              • Dec 2001
                                                                              • 75733

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Every time I get one of those nice letters I send them a nice letter telling them I work in porn and I take pictures and video of naked women.

                                                                              They've never written me back.
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                                                                              • Firehorse
                                                                                Desire it and have it!!!
                                                                                • Apr 2002
                                                                                • 30767

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by KRL
                                                                                What summons?



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                                                                                • Firehorse
                                                                                  Desire it and have it!!!
                                                                                  • Apr 2002
                                                                                  • 30767

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Not yet I haven't and I hope that day never comes.
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                                                                                  • sean416
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Feb 2004
                                                                                    • 3633

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    well allow me to be the first, i WANT to be on a jury and have never got a letter. Any canadians ever got it?

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                                                                                    • bopha
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Sep 2002
                                                                                      • 1882

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Do it because it's the right thing to do. Civic duty and all.


                                                                                      I like it. I get good cases.

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                                                                                      • init
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • Oct 2002
                                                                                        • 973

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        just got back from it, it was a criminal case, i had a huge despute with one of the lawyers and they ended up not picking me
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