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nathan_f · 04-17-2004, 07:29 AM

Dear Mr. Sir,

REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE-STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL

I am Dr. Bakare Tunde, the cousin of Nigerian Astronaut, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde. He was the first African in space when he made a secret flight to the Salyut 6 space station in 1979. He was on a later Soviet spaceflight, Soyuz T-16Z to the secret Soviet military space station Salyut 8T in 1989. He was stranded there in 1990 when the Soviet Union was dissolved. His other Soviet crew members returned to earth on the Soyuz T-16Z, but his place was taken up by return cargo. There have been occasional Progrez supply flights to keep him going since that time. He is in good humor, but wants to come home.

In the 14-years since he has been on the station, he has accumulated flight pay and interest amounting to almost $ 15,000,000 American Dollars. This is held in a trust at the Lagos National Savings and Trust Association. If we can obtain access to this money, we can place a down payment with the Russian Space Authorities for a Soyuz return flight to bring him back to Earth. I am told this will cost $ 3,000,000 American Dollars. In order to access the his trust fund we need your assistance.

Consequently, my colleagues and I are willing to transfer the total amount to your account or subsequent disbursement, since we as civil servants are prohibited by the Code of Conduct Bureau (Civil Service Laws) from opening and/ or operating foreign accounts in our names.

Needless to say, the trust reposed on you at this juncture is enormous. In return, we have agreed to offer you 20 percent of the transferred sum, while 10 percent shall be set aside for incidental expenses (internal and external) between the parties in the course of the transaction. You will be mandated to remit the balance 70 percent to other accounts in due course.

Kindly expedite action as we are behind schedule to enable us include downpayment in this financial quarter.

Please acknowledge the receipt of this message via my direct number 234 (0) 9-234-2220 only.

Yours Sincerely, Dr. Bakare Tunde
Astronautics Project Manager
[email protected]

http://www.nasrda.gov.ng/

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Oh god, when will these stop...

TheFrog · 04-17-2004, 07:30 AM

some people have got to be falling for them if theres so many doing it

polish_aristocrat · 04-17-2004, 07:31 AM

This one is even funny

polish_aristocrat · 04-17-2004, 07:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by nathan_f

http://www.nasrda.gov.ng/

url doesnt work

nathan_f · 04-17-2004, 07:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by polish_aristocrat

url doesnt work

Ash@phpFX · 04-17-2004, 07:36 AM

that cant be for real

Melvin the Dude · 04-17-2004, 08:04 AM

LOL !

I didn't know Nigeria had a space program !

tbabe · 04-17-2004, 08:09 AM

LOL so many secret space stations, i wonder how many other astronaughts have been stranded up there.

jennycards · 04-17-2004, 08:09 AM

Nigerian Doctor just received mail from me

ldinternet · 04-17-2004, 08:17 AM

ahaha... a negro millionaire stuck in outer space.

$5 submissions · 04-17-2004, 09:07 AM

Someone.... somewhere.... is sending some sort of money. Or else these won't exist.

It's all a numbers game.

Ic3m4nZ · 04-17-2004, 09:23 AM

Funny shit and the worst is that it must works really well

Lykos · 04-17-2004, 09:32 AM

Will they ever stop....i am getting those emails for last 5 years...

Frank The Tank · 04-17-2004, 02:15 PM

africans in SPACE .. wed only know if they smiled ... ohh that was bad :/

Frank The Tank · 04-17-2004, 02:16 PM

we should all reply to him interested and see what we get back

nathan_f · 04-17-2004, 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by basadmin
we should all reply to him interested and see what we get back

did you try it?

Pornopat · 04-17-2004, 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by basadmin
we should all reply to him interested and see what we get back

Some people played along for years

Frank The Tank · 04-17-2004, 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nathan_f

did you try it?

yep sent one along the lines of i got some money laying about how can i help

BlueDesignStudios · 04-17-2004, 05:14 PM

I'll respond to it, I make a living off these rich nigerians

Giorgio_Xo · 04-17-2004, 05:22 PM

Wow this one is brilliantly stupid.

04-17-2004, 07:29 AM	#1
nathan_f Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Think of me as Chomsky with dick jokes. Posts: 3,983	Nigerians outdo themselves again. Dear Mr. Sir, REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE-STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL I am Dr. Bakare Tunde, the cousin of Nigerian Astronaut, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde. He was the first African in space when he made a secret flight to the Salyut 6 space station in 1979. He was on a later Soviet spaceflight, Soyuz T-16Z to the secret Soviet military space station Salyut 8T in 1989. He was stranded there in 1990 when the Soviet Union was dissolved. His other Soviet crew members returned to earth on the Soyuz T-16Z, but his place was taken up by return cargo. There have been occasional Progrez supply flights to keep him going since that time. He is in good humor, but wants to come home. In the 14-years since he has been on the station, he has accumulated flight pay and interest amounting to almost $ 15,000,000 American Dollars. This is held in a trust at the Lagos National Savings and Trust Association. If we can obtain access to this money, we can place a down payment with the Russian Space Authorities for a Soyuz return flight to bring him back to Earth. I am told this will cost $ 3,000,000 American Dollars. In order to access the his trust fund we need your assistance. Consequently, my colleagues and I are willing to transfer the total amount to your account or subsequent disbursement, since we as civil servants are prohibited by the Code of Conduct Bureau (Civil Service Laws) from opening and/ or operating foreign accounts in our names. Needless to say, the trust reposed on you at this juncture is enormous. In return, we have agreed to offer you 20 percent of the transferred sum, while 10 percent shall be set aside for incidental expenses (internal and external) between the parties in the course of the transaction. You will be mandated to remit the balance 70 percent to other accounts in due course. Kindly expedite action as we are behind schedule to enable us include downpayment in this financial quarter. Please acknowledge the receipt of this message via my direct number 234 (0) 9-234-2220 only. Yours Sincerely, Dr. Bakare Tunde Astronautics Project Manager [email protected] http://www.nasrda.gov.ng/ -------------------------------- Oh god, when will these stop...

04-17-2004, 07:31 AM	#3
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04-17-2004, 09:23 AM	#12
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04-17-2004, 09:32 AM	#13
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