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strobi 04-18-2004 06:34 AM

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Originally posted by candyflip
I would use $20k to buy 5-10 more rental properties. Because of their location and my arrangements with DSS, I get grants to improve the properties and DSS places tennants and pays the rent each month. I pay someone to maintain the properties and collect the rent each month. It's work pretty good so far.
5-10 rental prop for 20K??? I paid 220K for just 1 appartment here:(

candyflip 04-18-2004 06:41 AM

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Originally posted by aflex


4k downpayment on 5 rental properties?

Dude...that's not even that downpayment. That's paying in full for these properties. They're in rough shape. The last one I picked up spent 3 years as a crack den. I'm getting them from the bank and state for PENNIES on the dollar. The former crackhouse cost me $2500 AND I got a $15k grant from the state to make the improvements.

The neighborhoods these properties are in I won't even go to. I pay my cousin to manage the shit. I just collect the rent from Department of Social Services, because they're placing welfare moms in my properties. :thumbsup

Theo 04-18-2004 06:45 AM

candyflip, the ghetto realtor :)

candyflip 04-18-2004 06:46 AM

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Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
candyflip, the ghetto realtor :)
I prefer Slum Lord.

Ar3s 04-18-2004 06:57 AM

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Originally posted by George Bush


Wait.....


polish_aristocrat NOT kissing krl's ass?


I don't believe my eyes! :eek2 :eek2

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Paul Markham 04-18-2004 08:28 AM

We do have $20K and are building new sites, buying content and increasing the advertising.

Plus whores and ice creams, everyman to the drug of his choice. :1orglaugh

Kenny B! 04-18-2004 08:37 AM

Hookers & drugs, and with what's left over a pizza from pizza hut!

Doctor Dre 04-18-2004 08:38 AM

I'd buy 50 boxes and spam the hell out ...

Nah seriously hrmm

I'd probably play SEO ... with outsourced employes ... literally tons of page hand made.

AnalProbe 04-18-2004 08:39 AM

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Originally posted by Veterans Day
real estate, surely not Online Porn
http://thps.board.cz/Jokes/chanov.jpg

CDSmith 04-18-2004 08:45 AM

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Originally posted by KRL
American Bandstand's Dick Clark was on Larry King last night. He just made a killer investment in my opinion. He bought the franchise rights for Krispy Kreme's in the UK, Ireland, Scotland and Wales. The first one opened in London in Harrods.

:thumbsup

Great score for him, no doubt....... but I can guaranty you he paid a helluva lot more than $20K for it.




I have $25k to invest. I've made a small stock investment so far, and will be investing the rest in my own business. After looking around out there I've decided that I am the safest bet on the block. :D

polish_aristocrat 04-19-2004 05:13 AM

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Originally posted by AnalProbe

http://thps.board.cz/Jokes/chanov.jpg

Czech Republic?


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