Several Interesting Ways To Die - GoFuckYourself.com

TheLegacy · 04-16-2004, 06:47 AM

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In FRANCE, Jacques LeFevrier left nothing to chance when he decided to commit suicide. He stood at the top of a tall cliff and tied a noose around his neck. He tied the other end of the rope to a large rock. He drank some poison and set fire to his clothes. He even tried to shoot himself at the last moment. He jumped and fired the pistol.

The bullet missed him completely and cut through the rope above him. Free of the threat of hanging, he plunged into the sea. The sudden dunking extinguished the flames and made him vomit the poison. He was dragged out of the water by a kind fisherman and was taken to a hospital, where he died of hypothermia.

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Attila the Hun is alleged to have died of a burst blood vessel when he got too excited by a virgin.

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George of Epirus was born during the funeral of his mother. The pall bearers heard crying from the coffin and, when they opened it, he slipped out of the womb totally healthy.

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The Chinese Poet Li Po died when, on a boat, he leaned over the side to kiss the moon's reflection on the water, fell in and drowned.

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Spunky · 04-16-2004, 06:48 AM

Don't fear the reaper

DR_PHIL · 04-16-2004, 06:48 AM

where he died of hypothermia

lol well at least he died

KraZ · 04-16-2004, 06:54 AM

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Originally posted by DR_PHIL
where he died of hypothermia

lol well at least he died

DR_PHIL, I have a question. Is hypothermia a good death?

Joesho · 04-16-2004, 06:54 AM

N one can cheat death, when it is time, it is time....

TheLegacy · 04-16-2004, 06:57 AM

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Originally posted by KraZ

DR_PHIL, I have a question. Is hypothermia a good death?

actually outside of sleeping pills - the supposed happiest way to commit suicide is insulin used in diabetes

Manowar · 04-16-2004, 06:58 AM

http://www.satanservice.org/coe/suicide/guide/

rather disturbing if you read the whole of it

TheLegacy · 04-16-2004, 07:08 AM

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Originally posted by Manowar
http://www.satanservice.org/coe/suicide/guide/

rather disturbing if you read the whole of it

very disturbing - but I am sure helpful to some who arent sure what is the best method

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DR_PHIL Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Never visits the same thread twice Posts: 4,099	where he died of hypothermia lol well at least he died

04-16-2004, 06:58 AM	#7
Manowar jellyfish Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 71,528	http://www.satanservice.org/coe/suicide/guide/ rather disturbing if you read the whole of it