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pushpills · 04-12-2004, 12:41 PM

I get some decent chicks contacting me so why not have a profile. However for every good looking girl that wants to hook up, I'm contacted by 5 or 6 ugmos. Here's todays pick of the litter.

what are these women thinking, who would ever go out with her, let alone a thin handsome guy from lincoln park!

detoxed · 04-12-2004, 12:42 PM

Whale rides $5

pushpills · 04-12-2004, 12:46 PM

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Originally posted by detoxed
Whale rides $5

good point, I could make some money with her if I put her in the lake

polish_aristocrat · 04-12-2004, 12:48 PM

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Originally posted by pushpills
I get some decent chicks contacting me so why not have a profile. However for every good looking girl that wants to hook up, I'm contacted by 5 or 6 ugmos. Here's todays pick of the litter.

what are these women thinking, who would ever go out with her, let alone a thin handsome guy from lincoln park!

she wants you to cum on her face?

JakeR · 04-12-2004, 12:49 PM

you are in lincoln park, surrounded by college hotties, as well as bars where most of the depaul, and many loyola folks go, and you are trying to pull tail off of the internet?

Frank The Tank · 04-12-2004, 12:50 PM

i think i seen her stuck between hers and her neighbours trailer

StuartD · 04-12-2004, 12:51 PM

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Originally posted by JakeR
you are in lincoln park, surrounded by college hotties, as well as bars where most of the depaul, and many loyola folks go, and you are trying to pull tail off of the internet?

He can't do it in person. He blinds people with his forehead.

rowan · 04-12-2004, 12:51 PM

<img src="http://media.sensationcontent.com/rowan/grogan1.jpg">

Grogan, you're a hottie too

pushpills · 04-12-2004, 12:51 PM

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Originally posted by JakeR
you are in lincoln park, surrounded by college hotties, as well as bars where most of the depaul, and many loyola folks go, and you are trying to pull tail off of the internet?

the more the marrier. these women also use the internet ya know

want me to hook you up with her sister?

dav555add · 04-12-2004, 12:52 PM

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Originally posted by pushpills
I get some decent chicks contacting me so why not have a profile. However for every good looking girl that wants to hook up, I'm contacted by 5 or 6 ugmos. Here's todays pick of the litter.

what are these women thinking, who would ever go out with her, let alone a thin handsome guy from lincoln park!

Post your profile pics

pushpills · 04-12-2004, 12:56 PM

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Originally posted by dav555add

Post your profile pics

dav555add · 04-12-2004, 12:57 PM

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Originally posted by pushpills

That's what I thought

Make fun of others but not brave enough to post your mugshot

pushpills · 04-12-2004, 12:59 PM

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Originally posted by dav555add

That's what I thought
Make fun of others but not brave enough to post your mugshot

what are you talking about its right there

Vic Lagina · 04-12-2004, 01:00 PM

Don't be so rash.

From what I hear, fat girls give great head.

pushpills · 04-12-2004, 01:03 PM

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Originally posted by Vic Lagina
Don't be so rash.

From what I hear, fat girls give great head.

she'd have to give nice even head so she could balance the bucket on her head that im going to need to hurl into.

jonesy · 04-12-2004, 01:30 PM

Monk · 04-12-2004, 03:23 PM

Somewhere on a board not too far... a girl is posting the same thing about how some idiot contacted her and she is posting a pic and laughing with her friends.

Vitasoy · 04-12-2004, 03:27 PM

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Originally posted by pushpills

That's just wrong

Doctor Dre · 04-12-2004, 03:28 PM

A lot of guys like fat womens ... They are all ugly tough

Doctor Dre · 04-12-2004, 03:29 PM

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Originally posted by pushpills

uvort · 04-12-2004, 03:31 PM

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Originally posted by Monk
Somewhere on a board not too far... a girl is posting the same thing about how some idiot contacted her and she is posting a pic and laughing with her friends.

great!

pushpills · 04-12-2004, 03:33 PM

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Originally posted by Doctor Dre
A lot of guys like fat womens ... They are all ugly tough

reminds me of a quote from strangers with candy

"I can't believe she's your sister man"

"....HALF sister"

"yea well she's ALL ugly"

DR_PHIL · 04-12-2004, 03:34 PM

how would we live without match.com

Qua Wee · 04-12-2004, 03:39 PM

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Originally posted by detoxed
Whale rides $5

not buce but funny

Ic3m4nZ · 04-12-2004, 03:40 PM

Damn I hate fat ugly chicks too and even more those to try to find a bf on sites like that

axelcat · 04-12-2004, 03:42 PM

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Originally posted by rowan
<img src="http://media.sensationcontent.com/rowan/grogan1.jpg">

Grogan, you're a hottie too

Lace · 04-12-2004, 03:45 PM

www.ratemymullet.com

curio · 04-12-2004, 04:08 PM

This is so fucking sad...She must be really unhappy...And you guys are kinda...too cruel

Goose · 04-12-2004, 04:16 PM

what the hell is that thing?
Can't be female ;)

Ar3s · 04-12-2004, 04:20 PM

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Originally posted by rowan
<img src="http://media.sensationcontent.com/rowan/grogan1.jpg">

Grogan, you're a hottie too

DAMN THATS UGLY! ! ! !
make me seek =(

Brad Mitchell · 04-12-2004, 05:10 PM

So I'm sitting here on the couch with the laptop laughing my ass off and my wife asks to see what's up. Of course she thinks you are mean and insensitive ...she says post your picture! I think if she thinks you're hot then you're off the hook. lol

Brad

pushpills · 04-12-2004, 08:38 PM

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Originally posted by SinEmpire
So I'm sitting here on the couch with the laptop laughing my ass off and my wife asks to see what's up. Of course she thinks you are mean and insensitive ...she says post your picture! I think if she thinks you're hot then you're off the hook. lol

Brad

does it matter if your wife finds me attractive? some chicks do, even sea living creatures do!

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pushpills Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: CHICAGO Posts: 3,700	Another funny match.com contact (pic) I get some decent chicks contacting me so why not have a profile. However for every good looking girl that wants to hook up, I'm contacted by 5 or 6 ugmos. Here's todays pick of the litter. what are these women thinking, who would ever go out with her, let alone a thin handsome guy from lincoln park!

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Monk Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Canada Posts: 631	Somewhere on a board not too far... a girl is posting the same thing about how some idiot contacted her and she is posting a pic and laughing with her friends.

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Brad Mitchell Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Southfield, MI Posts: 9,812	So I'm sitting here on the couch with the laptop laughing my ass off and my wife asks to see what's up. Of course she thinks you are mean and insensitive ...she says post your picture! I think if she thinks you're hot then you're off the hook. lol Brad __________________ President at MojoHost \| brad at mojohost dot com \| Skype MojoHostBrad 71 industry awards for hosting and professional excellence since 1999