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psyko514 04-13-2004 12:04 AM

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Originally posted by Pleasurepays
what ever happed to the good old fashioned way of promising you won't cum in her mouth... then at the last minute, holding her head down while you cum?

geez.

times are changin'


wrong. :winkwink:

shermo 04-13-2004 12:16 AM

A "VEGIN".... Isn't that pronounced "VEGAN"? :1orglaugh

I remember seeing her once when flipping through chanels and she was stroking a big dildo. It was the most disturbing thing I've ever seen!

hydro 04-13-2004 12:19 AM

this bitch is trying to kill of sex and men :1orglaugh

Babagirls 04-13-2004 12:25 AM

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Originally posted by Armed & Hammered
That old woman talking about gag reflexes and swallowing gives me the heebie jeebies.
word! :eek7

SykkBoy 04-13-2004 12:28 AM

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Originally posted by Pornopat
I am a vegetarian....:)
I'm a vagitarian


the best way to get your woman to swallow?
Tell her: if you DON'T, your sister WILL.

More Booze 04-13-2004 12:37 AM

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Originally posted by Ic3m4nZ
This old slut must have mad skills :1orglaugh
hehe yeah

Wicked Temptress 04-13-2004 12:48 AM

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Originally posted by ajpiii
I really thought she was about to go down on the dildo lol :1orglaugh
:1orglaugh

BiggleJones 04-13-2004 12:53 AM

Sue is the coolest

Myst 04-13-2004 01:09 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Major (Tom) 04-13-2004 02:29 AM

Fuck that... I'll keep eating big macs and just hold her head!
:Graucho
ds

adamneve 04-13-2004 02:33 AM

that's it i quit meat :1orglaugh

com 04-13-2004 02:50 AM

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Originally posted by adamneve
that's it i quit meat :1orglaugh
wuss

Nano 04-13-2004 03:30 AM

This is why I'm vegetarian.

AbulletAway 04-13-2004 04:07 AM

That old bag was grossing me out talking about that shit till she pulled out the dildo and was talking about drooling down the shaft. Then oddly enough I wanted her to blow me. :(

But seriously, you don't have to give up meat. That is total horseshit. If you know you're gonna get a hummer than drink pineapple juice sometime that day. One of my ex-girlfriends used to tell me that. So I'd have a damn glass of pineapple juice every day. She never complained. A few years later and a different girlfriend who would never swallowed because she said she didn't like the taste of it. I promised her that I tasted sweet. She of course didn't believe me but tried it anyways and sure enough she actually liked the taste and would swallow all the damn time after that.


:thumbsup



This has been Bullet's tip of the day. Cum back tomorrow and I'll tell you the secrets of how to drill your sweetie in the pooper. :Graucho

Basic_man 04-13-2004 04:09 AM

Mouhahhahahahaha :1orglaugh

flashfire 04-13-2004 04:12 AM

sorry sue, nothing doin'

Trax 04-13-2004 04:35 AM

lol
didnt know that site hehe

maxdaname 04-13-2004 05:33 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

jackson 04-13-2004 05:53 AM

haha, i've heard that it eat pineapple a lot they can tatse it in ur nut

jimmyf 04-13-2004 05:56 AM

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Originally posted by nathan_f
i remember listening to her way back when on am640, that lady rules.
I've seen her on TV she's kool

KMR Stitch 04-13-2004 06:17 AM

hmmm pineapple juice...

lagwagon 04-13-2004 06:21 AM

she is the oldest cocksucker i have ever seen. :1orglaugh

Platinum Red 04-13-2004 07:05 AM

good ol sue still giving advice

Katlicious72 04-13-2004 08:26 AM

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Originally posted by bignasty
after you get her to swallow she may need to watch this
She said 'Don't be Miss Piggy" lol:1orglaugh

lagwagon 04-13-2004 08:33 AM

man that lady is crazy. :1orglaugh

Tania 04-13-2004 08:39 AM

iet aolt of fruit and she wil swallow like icecream

the_wizz 04-13-2004 08:40 AM

I think I'm going to be sick..... That second video was too much...

Lykos 04-13-2004 10:33 AM

:thumbsup

hibbidiji 04-13-2004 11:43 AM

I love how the good doctor pronounces vegan and vej-an.. that was good. I'm impressed with her vocab

D

hottoddy 04-13-2004 11:53 AM

Sue is a bonehead. I've heard from several girls that vegetarian spunk can be just as nasty.

I've seen episodes where people call in with questions about blow jobs and hummers, and she didn't even know what they were talking about. She thought a hummer involved "humming" and a BJ involved actual "blowing." She proclaims to be an expert but is just barely better than Dr. Ruth.

Dirtydee 04-13-2004 12:22 PM

That's Great! Now how do I convince my boyfriend to give up red meat??

I swallow but don't like it :(

SENSEX 04-13-2004 12:41 PM

fuck I thought she was about to give a live demonstration in the second video...
My Ho can spit it out for all I care, I aint going fruity and giving up meat.


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