Hmm...$2 an hour would be sweet. Then maybe the government would send ME a check at tax time for a change.

I think this one came out the best

http://zipkode.gotdns.org/gfy/tedb6.gif

I was making fun of your sig:helpme

Yah, that's not my company and I don't work for them. Like a lot of people on here, I sell my sig space for the right price.

You really think this isn't worth 8 bucks?

http://zipkode.gotdns.org/gfy/TheEscortDatabase.jpg

:( :( :(

It looks okay. The ones you posted earlier are terrible.

Throw in some animation maybe:

http://www.ezacash.com/tl_banners/468x80-04.gif

The ones I get paid for are of quality ;)

that one looks ok to me for 8 bucks. i think u are going about it the wrong way though. you should offer to do some free banners for people and build up a portfolio page first. telling people you just threw these up quickly but you will put in more effort if they are paying doesnt really cut it, especially when you claim to have been designing for 5 years.

I got me a banner made, and I want you to know that most of all the customer service was excellent... He came up with a good starting point and was very quick with changes and suggestions...

My old one...
http://theescortdatabase.com/banners...rtdatabase.gif

New one...
http://theescortdatabase.com/banners...ase_banner.gif

bahh bahh bahhh

51 banners :glugglug

Hey, you were just at 23,000 posts

I hope you and your italian family are proud
http://home.wanadoo.nl/candida_marti.../pizza_one.jpg
You win a Pizza Pie

http://www.gl4l.com/images/sigtoobig.jpg

Your sig is 300 x larger than mine

4 banned nicks and you still do not know the rules


http://www.gl4l.com/images/sigtoobig.jpg

More like 6 or 7 buddy:glugglug

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Q: I want to create a signature what guidelines should I follow when doing so?
A: a 120x60 button is cool. And up to 3 lines of text.

120x60 and only 1 line of text

What the hell is your obsession Juicy?

Chillllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

I am just fucking with you

Better you change it before it gets changed for you

BTW i didnt email Lens. HE doesnt need to be bothered with petty sig shit

Well yannow, Thanks for making me bother him and waste his time :1orglaugh: You bastid

http://zipkode.gotdns.org/gfy/juicy.gif
http://zipkode.gotdns.org/gfy/juicy2.gif

It ain't my fault

(DID I BUMP THAT)

It ain't my fault

(DID I BUMP THAT)

It ain't my fault

(DID I BUMP THAT)

It ain't my fault.....

UHH OHHHHHHHHHHH

This is one of the dumber threads I've read in a while.

FF

do a sample image for thongsniper.com :Graucho

When I first started reading this thread, I was upset at how the gfy'ers were treating this kid.. then I read on.. and I have to admit they had Creative nailed right from the start..

4 banned nicks.. geesh

feng shui :1orglaugh

My thinking exactly.

And I always get a bias going when a designer claims to be "good" without "good samples"....

Let the work do the talking. There's enough talent on GFY anyway.

FF! :2 cents:

and no one says anything about this kids' spelling? :helpme

it's "this kid's spelling"

:1orglaugh

and I don't think many pay attention to spelling on this board in my opinion

http://www.jonesy.info/images/beetlebanner.gif

I love that!!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

you've been designing that long and suck that bad? You can't even provide real samples of work, yet you are confident your banners convert and get clicks, yet you have none to show anyone, the miracles of GFY fucktards.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh