I Think I Was Raped! - GoFuckYourself.com

MetaMan · 04-10-2004, 08:31 AM

OK! so i was on TV yesterday and i picked up these 2 polish girls that were also in the audience with me. later took them to a pub, sat around had a few beer, they had a few long island iced teas. hot sexy girls, laughed at everything i said made my cock feel 30 niches longer. took them to my car started to make out with both of them stripping there lil 22 year old tops off feeling some boobies when suddenly i started to lose it. my vision went all blurry and i passed out. this morning i woke up under a bridge near downtown with a paper on my face and a condom in my asshole, i dont know what to do, please post here and make me feel better.

tbabe · 04-10-2004, 08:33 AM

Has this sort of thing happened before?

Shags · 04-10-2004, 08:34 AM

Fell any better?

KRL · 04-10-2004, 08:35 AM

Do you still have your wallet? Sounds more like you were setup to get drugged and your bucks lifted.

brickbat · 04-10-2004, 08:35 AM

Dude, they were clearly horny aliens. I mean, what other possible explanation can there be?

BigVlad · 04-10-2004, 08:35 AM

first of all take the condom out of your asshole , now take a deep breath .. the wonderful life

MetaMan · 04-10-2004, 08:37 AM

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Originally posted by KRL
Do you still have your wallet? Sounds more like you were setup to get drugged and your bucks lifted.

my wallet is here, where did the hot polaks go?

DivX · 04-10-2004, 08:38 AM

At least the tranny used a condom

AaronM · 04-10-2004, 08:38 AM

You can't rape the willing.

Antxx · 04-10-2004, 08:41 AM

Never leave your drink with two perfect strangers. Their is a drug for rapes that is called GHB, and one droplet into any drink will make you loose it. You are lucky if that's the case, because any overdose would have lead you into a coma or potential brain damage. When you are serve in any bars, ALWAYS get your beer unopen, and look at the waitress pouring it, because it also happened with employees in bar, or poeples at the counter.

My advice to you: Get to an hospital an request and AID test asap. The rest, you can live with it, hopefully...

maxjohan · 04-10-2004, 08:42 AM

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Originally posted by BigVlad
first of all take the condom out of your asshole

Sounds like they did the famous blow-up instead of
blowjob.

MetaMan · 04-10-2004, 08:43 AM

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Originally posted by Antxx
Never leave your drink with two perfect strangers. Their is a drug for rapes that is called GHB, and one droplet into any drink will make you loose it. You are lucky if that's the case, because any overdose would have lead you into a coma or potential brain damage. When you are serve in any bars, ALWAYS get your beer unopen, and look at the waitress pouring it, because it also happened with employees in bar, or poeples at the counter.

My advice to you: Get to an hospital an request and AID test asap. The rest, you can live with it, hopefully...

ok i just got back from the hospital and the nurse made fun of my hairy asshole. i will never return.

AaronM · 04-10-2004, 08:44 AM

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Originally posted by MetaMan

ok i just got back from the hospital and the nurse made fun of my hairy asshole. i will never return.

If we make fun of your hairy asshole...Will you promise to do the same thing here?

dav555add · 04-10-2004, 08:45 AM

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Originally posted by MetaMan

ok i just got back from the hospital and the nurse made fun of my hairy asshole. i will never return.

I hope this will make you feel better

BigVlad · 04-10-2004, 08:45 AM

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Originally posted by MetaMan

ok i just got back from the hospital and the nurse made fun of my hairy asshole. i will never return.

post some pics !

Manowar · 04-10-2004, 08:47 AM

you appear to have been OWNED

MetaMan · 04-10-2004, 08:47 AM

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Originally posted by AaronM

If we make fun of your hairy asshole...Will you promise to do the same thing here?

do not make fun, Nads left my crack looking like i lost a war to a berry disease.

maxjohan · 04-10-2004, 08:49 AM

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Originally posted by MetaMan

ok i just got back from the hospital and the nurse made fun of my hairy asshole. i will never return.

probably dingle berries.

yuvalus · 04-10-2004, 08:53 AM

Here's a pic from other thread here on gfy:

[url]http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=267114&perpage=40&pagen umber=3

<img src="http://www.sukt.net/owned-lawrence.jpg">

Paul Waters · 04-10-2004, 08:56 AM

Maybe being gay is not for you after all...

Newton - XXXAmigoz · 04-10-2004, 09:20 AM

That's some fucked up shit ... IF they left your wallet, then they were after something else from you. I hate to say this but the potential exists that in a few weeks you may be content? On the plus side if it does, you can track these fuckers down.

Niki · 04-10-2004, 09:24 AM

it's a joke ... isn't it?

eiht_98 · 04-10-2004, 09:34 AM

no...it is true..it's GFY

LadyD · 04-10-2004, 09:46 AM

Oracle Porn · 04-10-2004, 09:48 AM

MetaMan · 04-10-2004, 09:53 AM

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Originally posted by Newton - XXXAmigoz
That's some fucked up shit ... IF they left your wallet, then they were after something else from you. I hate to say this but the potential exists that in a few weeks you may be content? On the plus side if it does, you can track these fuckers down.

i was asking them to do shoots! how dare they turn on me! Never trust a Polish woman and her sexy friend.

DR_PHIL · 04-10-2004, 10:29 AM

http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/...-student_x.htm

Oracle Porn · 04-10-2004, 10:56 AM

wait...where is your car?

AbulletAway · 04-10-2004, 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaMan
... this morning i woke up under a bridge near downtown with a paper on my face and a condom in my asshole, i dont know what to do, please post here and make me feel better.

Did you report it to the authorities?

-If no. Want to go grab a beer at the pub?

Steve · 04-10-2004, 11:08 AM

You're just lucky you didn't wake uup in a bathtub full of ice and your kidney's missing!

Martin · 04-10-2004, 11:08 AM

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Originally posted by DivX
At least the tranny used a condom

Oracle Porn · 04-10-2004, 11:09 AM

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Originally posted by Steve
You're just lucky you didn't wake uup in a bathtub full of ice and your kidney's missing!

true true

psyko514 · 04-10-2004, 11:10 AM

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Originally posted by MetaMan
OK! so i was on TV yesterday and i picked up these 2 polish girls that were also in the audience with me. later took them to a pub, sat around had a few beer, they had a few long island iced teas. hot sexy girls, laughed at everything i said made my cock feel 30 niches longer. took them to my car started to make out with both of them stripping there lil 22 year old tops off feeling some boobies when suddenly i started to lose it. my vision went all blurry and i passed out. this morning i woke up under a bridge near downtown with a paper on my face and a condom in my asshole, i dont know what to do, please post here and make me feel better.

your story makes me horny.

TheEnforcer · 04-10-2004, 11:23 AM

Hahahaha!! Ummmm.... sure you did!!

modelgigtalent · 04-10-2004, 11:24 AM

At least they used condoms when the trannies fucked your ass.

born4porn · 04-10-2004, 11:56 AM

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Originally posted by brickbat
Dude, they were clearly horny aliens. I mean, what other possible explanation can there be?

it's just not safe to leave the house anymore, damn aliens using us for the sexual gratification!

MetaMan · 04-10-2004, 12:03 PM

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Originally posted by Oracle Porn
wait...where is your car?

it was still at the pub when i woke up this morning, all i found left was a half eaten bag of doritos and a giant black dildo, nothing out of the ordinary i guess.

the_wizz · 04-10-2004, 12:03 PM

*sniff *sniff... is that bull shit I smell?

runaway · 04-10-2004, 04:07 PM

Admit it, you liked it!

imageman · 04-10-2004, 04:18 PM

Hey Meta Man wake up your still dreaming !

Screaming · 04-10-2004, 04:31 PM

kinda smells fishy to me but if it did happen then i hate it for you and you should try to i d them is possible and by that i mean report it, hell there is an endless amount of things that could have happen

Myst · 04-10-2004, 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaMan
OK! so i was on TV yesterday and i picked up these 2 polish girls that were also in the audience with me. later took them to a pub, sat around had a few beer, they had a few long island iced teas. hot sexy girls, laughed at everything i said made my cock feel 30 niches longer. took them to my car started to make out with both of them stripping there lil 22 year old tops off feeling some boobies when suddenly i started to lose it. my vision went all blurry and i passed out. this morning i woke up under a bridge near downtown with a paper on my face and a condom in my asshole, i dont know what to do, please post here and make me feel better.

hahahaha your ass got owned!

Rob · 04-10-2004, 04:47 PM

At least you still have your kidney! I've seen it happen hundreds of times to friends of mine! Meet two hot chicks, one thing leads to another and the next thing they know, they're in some shady hotel laying in a bathtub of ice with their kidney's gone. Too many good men lost their kidney's that way!

It's a true story, I've seen the scars!

Oracle Porn · 04-10-2004, 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaMan

it was still at the pub when i woke up this morning, all i found left was a half eaten bag of doritos and a giant black dildo, nothing out of the ordinary i guess.

having a dildo in your car is ordinary???

beemk · 04-10-2004, 04:50 PM

sounds like a bs story to me

maxdaname · 04-10-2004, 05:16 PM

Yap, you probably got raped! Sucks to be you!

doornx · 04-10-2004, 06:46 PM

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Originally posted by Manowar

you appear to have been OWNED

integrated · 04-10-2004, 06:52 PM

just be thankful they used a condom for you i wasnt so lucky

Webasic · 04-10-2004, 07:41 PM

at least the tranny's wrapped up

Chrome · 04-10-2004, 07:46 PM

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