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Old 04-08-2004, 08:36 PM   #1
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BurningJapaneseIsayThey'reBurningJapaneseIreallyth inksooo..

Sooo

I'm watching the news and the Iraqis have kidnapped some Japanese soldiers or operatives and are threatening to burn them alive if Japan doesn't pull it's soldiers out of the coalition.


Okayyyyy this is what I just emailed all my pals in Japan to do:


Try to work things out to bring their people back safe. BUT if the Iraqis fuck up just ONE person doing that burning people to death shit then the Japanese should round up ONE MILLION men, arm them to the teeth and especially with katana ( samurai swords ) and what not, drop their asses off in the middle of the cities where these assholes are holding their people hostage and tear ass til the sun goes round.

One million pissed off Japanese ninjas let loose in Iraq. That would be some goooood history. Would remind the Iraqis of what happened last time when their ancestors pissed of Ghenkis Khan.

Khan stomped the city flat.
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Old 04-08-2004, 10:00 PM   #2
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Fuck yeah, if they kill those <a href="http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=topNews&storyID=4791968">Ja panese <b>*civilians*</b></a> I hope it opens the floodgates of Hell as far as Japanese involvement over there goes. I don't think the US is capable of stabilizing Iraq and getting a multi-ethnic democracy to 'stick' on its lonesome, frankly ('coalition' political figleaf aside)..
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Good thing Japan is stocked full of ninjas. LOL
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Ghangis Khan actually lost the war to the Japanese... It wasn't ninja's it was Samurai warriors the mongols faced up against... I think you watch too much T.V
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i thought Genghis Khan was a mongol chinese/iranian/russian



regardless..holding journalists hostage is a stupid move...they are the only neutral ground either side has...i foresee some massive strikes over there soon
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Old 04-08-2004, 10:41 PM   #6
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Ghangis Khan actually lost the war to the Japanese... It wasn't ninja's it was Samurai warriors the mongols faced up against... I think you watch too much T.V
I may watch too much TV but at least I can READ.

My post referred to the Iraqis NOT the Japanese.

The reason the Mongols lost to the Japanese in ancient Nippon was due to sea storms and a fortified beach front archery.
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I don't see the Japanese pulling out of Iraq, so as much as I hate to think about it, there are going to be some crispy Japanese civilians soon.

30 years of fucked up foreign policy on terrorism has taught the terrorists if you kidnap, maim, or kill Americans around the world, America will eventually cut its losses and pull out. Its happened after the American Embassy siege in Tehran, U.S. Marines barracks in Beruit were bombed, Americans kidnapped in Beruit, Somaila with special operations operators dragged thru the streets, Khobar Towers, the U.S.S. Cole and etc. etc. etc.

I just hope and pray that the Japanese government doesn't pull out after they release the videotape of their citizens burning alive to the public. It will show a real weakness about the Japanese and these terrorists will continue to kidnap and kill various members of the coalition hoping those countries like the Americans have in the past pulled out in defeat.
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Old 04-09-2004, 07:31 PM   #9
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Erewhon, I thank you for your no nonsense response. That hit the nail right on the head.

For me, if I was President I wouldn't waste time with ground troops shit. I would just blow the fuck out of the area where the trouble rose without warning without following comments. Just one day that city was there and the next gone.

That would make people think three times about that hostage threatening shit.
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Old 04-09-2004, 07:38 PM   #10
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2 US soldiers and some contractors missing also. How can you have 165,000 US troops in country and still have people getting kidnapped on main highways by major cities?
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Old 04-09-2004, 07:41 PM   #11
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Erewhon, I thank you for your no nonsense response. That hit the nail right on the head.

For me, if I was President I wouldn't waste time with ground troops shit. I would just blow the fuck out of the area where the trouble rose without warning without following comments. Just one day that city was there and the next gone.

That would make people think three times about that hostage threatening shit.
How can you control a country without ground troops... Air control can only do so much... In the end it's up to the ground troops to control the situation...
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Old 04-09-2004, 07:41 PM   #12
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japs are ruthless..they make those pussy arab suicide bombers look like white guys doing drive bys with super soakers
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Old 04-09-2004, 07:44 PM   #13
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Aw man- that was in such bad taste
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Old 04-09-2004, 07:47 PM   #14
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You're all whack, everyone knows (except you guys) that Kahn faced his greatest enemy IN SPACE, duh, anyone remeber Cap'n Kirk???????

Gahh
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At first they threatened to put eels up their asses but that went nowhere so now they are threatening to burn them alive.
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Old 04-09-2004, 09:12 PM   #17
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I'm still pissed about December 7 1941.
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Old 04-09-2004, 09:20 PM   #18
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i hope they unleash the fury of hell on them too, fuck them, they have to learn a way to communicate other then burning people or blowing shit up
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Old 04-09-2004, 09:30 PM   #19
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if the they start doing that type of thing over there.. I think it would escalate the stakes to an all time high. I think it's safe to say at the present time with what has gone on in the past week.. you would be better off fighting to the death than getting captured.
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Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a hahahahahaha.

Ninjas are way cool
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I'm still pissed about December 7 1941.
Me too.

I believe in "disproportionate response". You take thirty hostages, we kill an entire town. You take two the World Trade Centers and destroy your fucking country.

That will 'em think twice.
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Me too.

I believe in "disproportionate response". You take thirty hostages, we kill an entire town. You take two the World Trade Centers and destroy your fucking country.

That will 'em think twice.
Now you're talkin' my language.

Fuck that ground troops 'control the country' bullshit. If you could control the country with ground troops you wouldn't be havin' this kidnapping shit. The kidnappers are threatening to video tape and broadcast via the web the executions. That's some evil-ass shit bar none. Their families don't need this crap.

That's why I say we change the rules. If there is ONE fucking kidnapping we bomb the whole fucking town to teach them assholes we are not to be fucked with.

In war like they do in Israel, no compromise for kidnappers. If you're kidnapped tough shit. Unless you can do some crazy shit like they did at Entebbe.

In this case we can't afford any delays. We had four people killed and mutilated and we've got 3 times that much dyin' in the retribution attack on the cities where it occured.

If you threaten to bomb an entire city for some shit a few fuck ups do then the people will rise up and kill them sons a bitches at the first drop of a suggestion that they would do some shit to us.

We spent too much money on high tech gear to be losing troops. That's my viewpoint. Just cut the crap and destroy lots of shit and nohahahaha will fuck with you again.
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Erewhon, I thank you for your no nonsense response. That hit the nail right on the head.

For me, if I was President I wouldn't waste time with ground troops shit. I would just blow the fuck out of the area where the trouble rose without warning without following comments. Just one day that city was there and the next gone.

That would make people think three times about that hostage threatening shit.
Why not just nuke the whole country and be done with it.

For every innocent Iraqi killed two terrorist are created, so your idea does not work does it. Or maybe you are in favour of the Nazi's answer, after an attack by the Resistance (Freedom Fighters) they would go into a village and line up people against a wall. As you may or may not know it did nothing but harden the resistance and after the war the war criminals were hanged.

Bush took everyone into this stupid situation and thought it was going to be easy. Now he is lost trying to get out of it. The fool fucked up.
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Remember when iran had our hostages and that wimp-ass Carter
did shit about it? The minute Reagan was elected the cowards let
our hostages go. They knew Carter was a pussy and they knew Reagan
was a cowboy. The iranis were shit scared a new sheriff was in town
and they didn't want to get bloody.

The reverse is going to happen if that pussy Kerry gets elected. Every<i></i>bo<i></i>dy<i></i>
knows Bush will pull the trigger but what do you think the friggin'
iraqi extremists will do when they know a pussy took Bush's place?

I am truly worried that the Kerry backers (not the electors the power
people behind him) will get him in and Kerry is going to pull troops
and then the shit is going to hit the fan and all the spin-doctors for
Kerry are going to try and make the whole thing look like the previous
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Good thing Japan is stocked full of ninjas. LOL
Bring in Godzilla!
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Bring in Godzilla!


That's what they're gonna do if the kidnappers kill those Japanese kids. They should just let em' go and avoid the rush.
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I am truly worried that the Kerry backers (not the electors the power
people behind him) will get him in and Kerry is going to pull troops
and then the shit is going to hit the fan and all the spin-doctors for
Kerry are going to try and make the whole thing look like the previous
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I was a little worried about that aswell, but I don't think it will happen, he is smarter than that and most Americans would be pissed. Kerry is allready sent the motions that he will probally request international support to right the fuck ups Bush did.

You can't do something like Iraq without international support Bush was a fucking moron for ever thinking he could. Kerry will use Bush as a scape goat (which he should as Bush fucked it up) to get support in Iraq. It's not a big secrect that most of the world dose not like Bush, I think Kerry will seize on that and use it.
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Bring in Godzilla!


That's what they're gonna do if the kidnappers kill those Japanese kids. They should just let em' go and avoid the rush.
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We can't just use our nuclear weapons to eviscerate Iraq.

Think of the consequences that will happen. Not only does it violate the treaty/policy, but this will then be the start of another Cold War, blah blah
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Remember when iran had our hostages and that wimp-ass Carter
did shit about it? The minute Reagan was elected the cowards let
our hostages go. They knew Carter was a pussy and they knew Reagan
was a cowboy. The iranis were shit scared a new sheriff was in town
and they didn't want to get bloody.

The reverse is going to happen if that pussy Kerry gets elected. Every<i></i>bo<i></i>dy<i></i>
knows Bush will pull the trigger but what do you think the friggin'
iraqi extremists will do when they know a pussy took Bush's place?

I am truly worried that the Kerry backers (not the electors the power
people behind him) will get him in and Kerry is going to pull troops
and then the shit is going to hit the fan and all the spin-doctors for
Kerry are going to try and make the whole thing look like the previous
administration's fault.
It's also common knowledge that George HW Bush brokered a deal with the Iranians to hold the hostages until Reagan took office. This was called the "October Surprise". It had nothing to do with Reagan being a "Cowboy". The dude was an actor...he might have played a cowboy in a movie, but he was hardly one.
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Unfortunately the best thing that could happenin IRAQ is a new cold war, any american regime be it bush or kerry or what ever commie pinko that people want to replace our guy with, needs to install a guy like Gorby or Yelstin that can be our "friend" while we spend years hating each other, few people died in the cold war, BILLIONS of dollars were made, technology advanced, and the world felt ok knowin gwho was bad and who was good...


however a mil in ninjas would be far cooler to watch on cnn, esp if 1 of them was godzilla , the japanese also have giant robots under the mountains there
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Me too.

I believe in "disproportionate response". You take thirty hostages, we kill an entire town. You take two the World Trade Centers and destroy your fucking country.

That will 'em think twice.
In short, you're exactly like Saddam. You blame Saddam for acting like a bloodthirsty bastard with them and you wanna do the same. But I'm guessing you where for the invasion because you where jealous that Saddam did things you only dreamt of.
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regardless..holding journalists hostage is a stupid move...they are the only neutral ground either side has...i foresee some massive strikes over there soon
There country was invaded. Stupid move? Yeah but heck there country is under occupation, how exactly do you expect them to act? They're acting crazy.
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regardless..holding journalists hostage is a stupid move...they are the only neutral ground either side has...i foresee some massive strikes over there soon
since when is the media on netural ground? Or has everyone forgotten why the ever like or dislike any war or president


and i"m the nutcase? hahahaha
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why are an Iraqis alive? they are fucking animals, i hope Japan runs them the fuck over.
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