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Old 04-10-2004, 05:00 AM   #1
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Jokes that fall as flat as Calista Flockhart's chest...

no seriously, i wanna hear some good jokes here! let me start:

Q: What is the definition of "making love"?
A: Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her.

Q: What do 54,000 abused woman every year have in common?
A: They don't fucking listen.

Q: what does r kelly and a black jack dealer have in common?
A: Neither will hit anything over 17.

(these were from Dr.Dre i think)

now it's your turn! gemme something to laugh about...
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Old 04-10-2004, 05:02 AM   #2
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girl likes to meet boy in park, boy likes to park meat in girl

i can keep secrets but it's the people i tell who can't

funny sayings, hehe.
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Old 04-10-2004, 05:07 AM   #3
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Q: what does r kelly and a black jack dealer have in common?
A: Neither will hit anything over 17.
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Old 04-10-2004, 05:23 AM   #4
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5,000,000 Battered Women Yet I Still Eat Mine Raw
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Old 04-10-2004, 05:26 AM   #5
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damn whatever happened to flockhart
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Old 04-10-2004, 05:29 AM   #6
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the first one is fucking great
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Old 04-10-2004, 03:02 PM   #7
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i wanna hear some more please
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Old 04-10-2004, 04:13 PM   #8
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Q: what do you tell a women with 2 black eyes?

A: nothing you told her twice already.
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