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TDF 04-03-2004 09:52 PM

50 juicy confessions

SureFire 04-03-2004 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by toodamnfli





but why? unless your dentist has a nice ass..try this.spray crisco on her outfit and you'll see right through it..trust me :)

My dentist is a 5'4" male with a big nose. Does great work and makes me feel like a four year old that I don't floss. And I would hate to see his hahahaha. :helpme

malakajoe 04-03-2004 09:54 PM

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Originally posted by brand0n

dude, ill throw 5 kids off the side of a building if it ment gettin what i needed done. i hope you cant sleep tonight on that 1.

Just shows again how big of a pussy you are, even by GFY standards.

One thing to get views and cause shit on GFY. Another to be just a complete pussy.

And even worse, you said it on ICQ and not even GFY.

brand0n 04-03-2004 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by malakajoe


Just shows again how big of a pussy you are, even by GFY standards.

One thing to get views and cause shit on GFY. Another to be just a complete pussy.

And even worse, you said it on ICQ and not even GFY.

ill say it right here, on icq, on aim, on trillian and if i had a plane id sky hahahahaha it

fuck you, fuck this compassion you have for children, and fuck 2 infants in timbuck2 that have flys crawling around on there eye ball and they dont have the strenth to bat them off.

malakajoe 04-03-2004 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by brand0n


ill say it right here, on icq, on aim, on trillian and if i had a plane id sky hahahahaha it

fuck you, fuck this compassion you have for children, and fuck 2 infants in timbuck2 that have flys crawling around on there eye ball and they dont have the strenth to bat them off.

Wow...I thought I was the one getting upset by your posts.

LOL!! Not only a pussy who brings kids into fights (unwritten rule between men to keep fights between themselves and not involve children), but also very thin skinned.

TDF 04-03-2004 10:00 PM

ok heres a confession..








one time on the road I broke the DAT machine on accident when a rapper was recording a song on the tourbus for the Bulworth soundtrack..needless to say his song didnt make the album in time








im sorry :(

brand0n 04-03-2004 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by malakajoe


Wow...I thought I was the one getting upset by your posts.

LOL!! Not only a pussy who brings kids into fights (unwritten rule between men to keep fights between themselves and not involve children), but also very thin skinned.

you have rules to fights? damn, i guess i should put down the switch blade and the brass knucles and read the rules according to malakawtf ever his name is

malakajoe 04-03-2004 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by brand0n

you have rules to fights? damn, i guess i should put down the switch blade and the brass knucles and read the rules according to malakawtf ever his name is

Again, shows how big of a pussy you are...and how extremely bad you are with comebacks.

If you have to lower yourself to bringing someone's child into a fight, you are a pussy. Doesn't matter if you are 7 feet tall and as muscular as fuck...it is pussy.

Go to jail for hurting a child, and you will get ass raped every fucking day because even convicts think it is a pussy thing to do.

TDF 04-03-2004 10:06 PM

ok heres another ocnfession:






when im bored I twirl my hair like a blonde around my fingers

malakajoe 04-03-2004 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by brand0n

you have rules to fights? damn, i guess i should put down the switch blade and the brass knucles and read the rules according to malakawtf ever his name is

P.S. - And for me being a complete noone, you are sure arguing back and giving me a lot of attention.

I guess maybe I am a someone after all. Woohoo!! I am a somehahahaha on GFY. My life is now complete.

brand0n 04-03-2004 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by malakajoe


Again, shows how big of a pussy you are...and how extremely bad you are with comebacks.

If you have to lower yourself to bringing someone's child into a fight, you are a pussy. Doesn't matter if you are 7 feet tall and as muscular as fuck...it is pussy.

Go to jail for hurting a child, and you will get ass raped every fucking day because even convicts think it is a pussy thing to do.

is this your claim to fame? i hate to bring it to your attention, but ive got much bigger guys then you barkin at me little doggie. so, you can keep this up all you want, but you arent sticking above the crowd. for fucks sake, you are gettin lost in the numbers. im done with you now. no more of this thread.

malakajoe 04-03-2004 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by brand0n

is this your claim to fame? i hate to bring it to your attention, but ive got much bigger guys then you barkin at me little doggie. so, you can keep this up all you want, but you arent sticking above the crowd. for fucks sake, you are gettin lost in the numbers. im done with you now. no more of this thread.

Again, weak ass fuckin comeback. You are the worst attention whore here.

Where did I say anything in that post you quoted about a claim to fame? Not only are you weak at comebacks, you are just plain stupid.

In all the posts I said you are a pussy for bringing children into a fight, you never had one good comeback. You tried to divert the attention away from that and to the fact I am a noone. See, people with brains can see how you are diverting things (read Missy's post). People that are good at debating can do this move, but you don't seem intelligent enough to.

So what do you do? Say again I am a noone and you are done with me. LOL! You are nothing in life but a GFY fuckup looking for attention. And you do that badly.

TDF 04-03-2004 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Missy
I like to pick my nose and eat it.

tarty and tangy?

Missy 04-03-2004 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by toodamnfli



tarty and tangy?

Yes, tastes like sweet & sour chicken.

malakajoe 04-03-2004 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Missy

Yes, tastes like sweet & sour chicken.

I wish you salty balls were more sweet.

:(

Herb Kornfield 04-03-2004 10:28 PM

I almost gave up porn to go mainstream....

5 minutes later I came to my senses.

wdsguy 04-03-2004 10:30 PM

I eat frogs

TDF 04-04-2004 02:04 AM

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Originally posted by wdsguy
I eat frogs



taste like shicken

exspamr 04-04-2004 02:15 AM

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Originally posted by Oracle Porn
I don't promote stupid cash because you are being an asshole to me.
:1orglaugh OUCH

ok, heres one... not really a confession cuz i dont give a fuck

anyway when i was a freshman at wvu i had gotten back from the bars dirty wasted at like 3am and i ended up staying up and bullshitting online while smokin mad weed until like 6am... since i was living in a dorm i had my door towel blocked and my fan blowing the smoke out of the wind0w anyway i didnt want to leave the room because i was stoned and my room reaked of weed so anyway i had to take a piss so i just stood up on the wind0w sill and pissed out of my 7th story wind0w... and all of the sudden i hear screaming... apparently there were some janitors having their morning coffee 7 floors below and one or more of them got pissed on... anyway i managed to finish and jump down before they could get far away enough from the building to figure out where it came from


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