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Old 04-03-2004, 04:53 AM   #1
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for the next 30 minutes, i'll answer all questions

now is your chance to get to know the good shit.


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Old 04-03-2004, 04:54 AM   #2
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how many holes in a crumpet?
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Old 04-03-2004, 04:55 AM   #3
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why did you claim to have fucked my mom?

she is fucking 56 years old.

please explain.
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Old 04-03-2004, 04:55 AM   #4
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how many licks DOES it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
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Old 04-03-2004, 04:56 AM   #5
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how many holes in a crumpet?
honestly, it depends on your definition of a crumpet.

Give me a concret question please.
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Old 04-03-2004, 04:56 AM   #6
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What happened to your brazilian date?
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Old 04-03-2004, 04:57 AM   #7
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how many licks DOES it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
if it's gay asslicking motherfucker like yourself, <1
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Old 04-03-2004, 04:57 AM   #8
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What happened to your brazilian date?
She lives about 4.5 blocks from me.

Nice memory
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Old 04-03-2004, 04:58 AM   #9
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why did you claim to have fucked my mom?

she is fucking 56 years old.

please explain.
Your mom is a whore, more than double my age.

Bitches like her are fucking a dime a dozen.

Grow teh fuck up and smell the roses, fucker.
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Old 04-03-2004, 04:59 AM   #10
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if it's gay asslicking motherfucker like yourself, <1

How did you know I love the ass!!!...man, I loves me some cock too though.

you must be psychic like Jambi and shit.
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Old 04-03-2004, 05:00 AM   #11
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honestly, it depends on your definition of a crumpet.

Give me a concret question please.

you dont know waht a crumpet is?
see pic

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Old 04-03-2004, 05:01 AM   #12
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you dont know waht a crumpet is?
see pic

ah, THAT type of crumpet.

in that case, your answer is 2
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Old 04-03-2004, 05:02 AM   #13
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How many mexicans does it take to produce a sombrero ?
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Old 04-03-2004, 05:03 AM   #14
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She lives about 4.5 blocks from me.

Nice memory
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Old 04-03-2004, 05:03 AM   #15
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Your mom is a whore, more than double my age.

Bitches like her are fucking a dime a dozen.

Grow teh fuck up and smell the roses, fucker.
you'll fuck anything won't you.
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Old 04-03-2004, 05:04 AM   #16
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How many mexicans does it take to produce a sombrero ?
0.

I have honkey friends that can do it.
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Old 04-03-2004, 05:05 AM   #17
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you'll fuck anything won't you.
bend over, i'll show you
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Old 04-03-2004, 05:06 AM   #18
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How much have you made off of www.reality-porn-sites.org so far?
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Old 04-03-2004, 05:06 AM   #19
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how do you get all your pages ranked high in google
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Old 04-03-2004, 05:07 AM   #20
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How much have you made off of www.reality-porn-sites.org so far?
ok, so I won't answer ALL of your questions
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Old 04-03-2004, 05:07 AM   #21
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how do you get all your pages ranked high in google
a combination of relativity and page rank

these days, more relativity
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Old 04-03-2004, 05:08 AM   #22
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ok, so I won't answer ALL of your questions
You lied!

How about this one: On average, how many sales do you get a day?

It's not like it'll be the end of the world if you tell.
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Old 04-03-2004, 05:09 AM   #23
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You lied!
tell ya what, take a guess, and I'll say higher or lower
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Old 04-03-2004, 05:11 AM   #24
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tell ya what, take a guess, and I'll say higher or lower
125 sales day.
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Old 04-03-2004, 05:12 AM   #25
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125 sales day.

I wish
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Old 04-03-2004, 05:12 AM   #26
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Old 04-03-2004, 05:12 AM   #27
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Old 04-03-2004, 05:14 AM   #28
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lol, more than both.
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Old 04-03-2004, 05:15 AM   #30
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how much do you earn in this biz per month?
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Old 04-03-2004, 05:16 AM   #31
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Old 04-03-2004, 05:17 AM   #32
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sorry, your 30 mi nutes it up!
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Old 04-03-2004, 05:17 AM   #33
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it's only been 20 minutes
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Old 04-03-2004, 05:18 AM   #34
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it's only been 20 minutes
bullshit, show me the math
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ok so 24 minutes
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26 minutes now, 4 to go
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Old 04-03-2004, 05:20 AM   #37
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bullshit, show me the math
you owe us 6 min, you need learn math
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Old 04-03-2004, 05:21 AM   #38
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kush is teh suck
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Old 04-03-2004, 05:21 AM   #39
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you owe us 6 min, you need learn math
until you post proof, your reply means nothing
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12:17 - 11:53 = 17+7=24
30-24=6
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Old 04-03-2004, 05:23 AM   #41
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kush is teh suck
you're either very dumb, or very smart
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Old 04-03-2004, 05:24 AM   #42
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12:17 - 11:53 = 17+7=24
30-24=6
wtf? are you pulling these numbers out of your ass?

this does not constitute proof
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Old 04-03-2004, 05:24 AM   #43
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How come there is no "wrong" way to eat a Reeses Buttercup?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...alty+buttercup

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Old 04-03-2004, 05:24 AM   #44
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wtf? are you pulling these numbers out of your ass?

this does not constitute proof
are you stupid or what?

your first post 11:53
then you said it finishes at 12:17
but are 30min...

and 11:53 - 12:17 = 24min

you owe 6 min
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How come there is no "wrong" way to eat a Reeses Buttercup?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...alty+buttercup

big diferent b/w a reese's pb cup and a salty buttercup.

seriously you guys need to ask usefull shit

this is your one chance


ask technicalities, specifics
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Old 04-03-2004, 05:28 AM   #47
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how many time did you spent at
www.reality-porn-sites.org

and where you get first traffic to start beeing spidered at se´s
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are you stupid or what?

your first post 11:53
then you said it finishes at 12:17
but are 30min...

and 11:53 - 12:17 = 24min

you owe 6 min

obviously you are in a different timezone.


and why waste your time arguing over such stupid shiot?

This is your chance to learn the good shit, as I said earlier
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how many time did you spent at
www.reality-porn-sites.org

and where you get first traffic to start beeing spidered at se´s
honestly, 100+ hours.


it started to the index page
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Old 04-03-2004, 05:31 AM   #50
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obviously you are in a different timezone.


and why waste your time arguing over such stupid shiot?

This is your chance to learn the good shit, as I said earlier
ok, answer my question so...

*diferent time zone means nothing, Im seeing at gfys time zone... and time zones dont make any diference in both cases...
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