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Elli · 04-03-2004, 04:18 AM

I just saw the worst porno movie, called Carnal Confessions. There's a serial killer running around killing newly engaged women, so there's really hot sex (not hardcore cuz its on tv), then a cutscene later the killer comes in and kills the girl and takes her ring. To top it all off, the two people who have sex the most are ugly! Ahh the reporter chick is skinny as heck with these small boobs with long nipples and tattoos everywhere, and the guy.. well he looked like he was dancing instead of having sex! I mean, come on, we know you're simulating it, you don't have to exaggerate every thrust like you're making your own slow motion scene! Ack!

All in all, I'd recommend you all stay away from this flick.

Mind you, you're all probably so jaded that 18+ tv porno wouldn't do anything for you anyway. In that case, I wish you all the best.

Nighty night all!

the Shemp · 04-03-2004, 04:22 AM

wow, he took her engagement ring? that's nasty

Pornopat · 04-03-2004, 04:22 AM

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Originally posted by Elli

Mind you, you're all probably so jaded that 18+ tv porno wouldn't do anything for you anyway. In that case, I wish you all the best.

Nighty night all!

I have seen hardcore mpegs full front that did nothing for me anymore....

Sleep well

Elli · 04-03-2004, 04:23 AM

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Originally posted by the Shemp
wow, he took her engagement ring? that's nasty

Yeah, he took the rings and sent them to the reporter chick to help her solve the mystery. That was after he killed them, though.

Pornopat, I go through different moods. Some days hardcore does it, and some days it's just too "in your face" and I need something softer.

But that's just me.

Sweet dreams!

Poo-Chee · 04-03-2004, 04:27 AM

Goodnight!

stephanie m. · 04-03-2004, 06:12 AM

I bet its not as bad as Caligula !

04-03-2004, 04:18 AM	#1
Elli Reach for those stars! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 17,991	Carnal Confessions I just saw the worst porno movie, called Carnal Confessions. There's a serial killer running around killing newly engaged women, so there's really hot sex (not hardcore cuz its on tv), then a cutscene later the killer comes in and kills the girl and takes her ring. To top it all off, the two people who have sex the most are ugly! Ahh the reporter chick is skinny as heck with these small boobs with long nipples and tattoos everywhere, and the guy.. well he looked like he was dancing instead of having sex! I mean, come on, we know you're simulating it, you don't have to exaggerate every thrust like you're making your own slow motion scene! Ack! All in all, I'd recommend you all stay away from this flick. Mind you, you're all probably so jaded that 18+ tv porno wouldn't do anything for you anyway. In that case, I wish you all the best. Nighty night all! __________________ email: [email protected]

04-03-2004, 04:22 AM	#2
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04-03-2004, 06:12 AM	#6
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04-03-2004, 04:27 AM	#5
Poo-Chee So Fucking Banned Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Rotterdam Posts: 3,560	Goodnight!