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Juicy D. Links · 04-02-2004, 01:25 PM

That succulent ass, those fake monster boobs , those long mouth watering thighs

pornstar2pac · 04-02-2004, 01:26 PM

I knew we had SOMETHING in common

Juicy D. Links · 04-02-2004, 01:28 PM

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Originally posted by pornstar2pac
I knew we had SOMETHING in common

brand0n · 04-02-2004, 01:28 PM

those wonderfull 3 letters
hiv
aid
vds

Juicy D. Links · 04-02-2004, 01:30 PM

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Originally posted by brand0n
those wonderfull 3 letters
hiv
aid
vds

I am clean

Jimbo · 04-02-2004, 01:31 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks

I am clean

are you sure?

Heywood Jablome · 04-02-2004, 01:31 PM

I hate getting a lapdance after Juicy, the stripper's monster tits are all greasy with hairgel and stink like Old Spice.

brand0n · 04-02-2004, 01:31 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks

I am clean

are they?
figure if you can fuck em in 1 night, and dont get me wrong, you are so damn good looking, then someone else can as well. and someone else, and someone else so on and so forth.

Juicy D. Links · 04-02-2004, 01:34 PM

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Originally posted by brand0n

are they?
figure if you can fuck em in 1 night, and dont get me wrong, you are so damn good looking, then someone else can as well. and someone else, and someone else so on and so forth.

You take a chance with any chick be it at a stip club or bar or at the library

Sluts are all over the place.

I wrap my PENISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs

I am clean , I havo no STD's I am healthy and ready to FUCKKKK

High Quality · 04-02-2004, 01:34 PM

Don't forget the used as hell labia

brand0n · 04-02-2004, 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks

You take a chance with any chick be it at a stip club or bar or at the library

Sluts are all over the place.

I wrap my PENISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs

I am clean , I havo no STD's I am healthy and ready to FUCKKKK

no offers needed thanks.

still as geeked as i am? heh.. the 1st cant get here soon enuff.

PenetratinP · 04-02-2004, 01:35 PM

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Originally posted by Heywood Jablome
I hate getting a lapdance after Juicy, the stripper's monster tits are all greasy with hairgel and stink like Old Spice.

pfffffffffffffffffffffttttt......bwahahahah

Of course Juicy is clean........he puts the strippers through a rigorous decontamination process....

uvort · 04-02-2004, 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Heywood Jablome
I hate getting a lapdance after Juicy, the stripper's monster tits are all greasy with hairgel and stink like Old Spice.

funny shit dude

Juicy D. Links · 04-02-2004, 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Heywood Jablome
I hate getting a lapdance after Juicy, the stripper's monster tits are all greasy with hairgel and stink like Old Spice.

BuckLover · 04-02-2004, 01:37 PM

Send them to me! I'll fuck em for you

Manowar · 04-02-2004, 01:37 PM

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Originally posted by PenetratinP

pfffffffffffffffffffffttttt......bwahahahah

Of course Juicy is clean........he puts the strippers through a rigorous decontamination process....

Does that process include giving them Q factor ?

modelgigtalent · 04-02-2004, 01:40 PM

The ass is great, and they know how to move, but I hate fate tits.

shogun3k · 04-02-2004, 01:41 PM

got herpes?

Rictor · 04-02-2004, 01:42 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
That succulent ass, those fake monster boobs , those long mouth watering thighs

Don't forget that sexy herpes covered twat.

Juicy D. Links · 04-02-2004, 01:43 PM

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Originally posted by shogun3k
got herpes?

your wife prob has herpes

Juicy D. Links · 04-02-2004, 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rictor

Don't forget that sexy herpes covered twat.

you have anal gonnorea

Webasic · 04-02-2004, 01:47 PM

Juicy! You're the man!

Juicy D. Links · 04-02-2004, 01:48 PM

I lure them in with yayo I dont do yayo but i use it to get them to have sex and have agood time

Scott McD · 04-02-2004, 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
those fake monster boobs

Vegas strippers do those best !!

DR_PHIL · 04-02-2004, 01:49 PM

strippers kick ass..usually

irishfury · 04-02-2004, 01:50 PM

bet the same guys saying STDs are the ones with 100 and 50's at the tittay club jelous cause they spent a grand and got no poon

PenetratinP · 04-02-2004, 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
I lure them in with yayo I dont do yayo but i use it to get them to have sex and have agood time

ever heard the song by Cam'ron?

I think it's called "Get the llello"....the strippers will love it if you play that when you get back to your pad.

It's labeled "yayo" or "yeyo" by Cam'ron on Kazaa.

loverboy · 04-02-2004, 02:00 PM

i won't be too sure about them....

TekayRoyal · 04-02-2004, 02:14 PM

i agree with juicy, strippers are fun, weather u r having sex with them or not.....bend over girl and show me that

pornstar2pac · 04-02-2004, 02:15 PM

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Originally posted by brand0n
those wonderfull 3 letters
hiv
aid
vds

that's 9 letters

Nicky · 04-02-2004, 02:17 PM

nah, who wants herpes when ya can get aids......

pornstar2pac · 04-02-2004, 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Heywood Jablome
I hate getting a lapdance after Juicy, the stripper's monster tits are all greasy with hairgel and stink like Old Spice.

you won the "pornstar2pac funniest post I read today" prize. what's your paypal email address?

x-vision · 04-02-2004, 02:35 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
I lure them in with yayo I dont do yayo but i use it to get them to have sex and have agood time

do you just ask them to come back to your place for some lines? I heard that it's the easiest way to pick up strippers, but never tried it myself

Vic Lagina · 04-02-2004, 02:41 PM

Banged one stripper in my life (that I am aware of)...

She was a beautiful Romanian girl...long black hair, long legs, groomed bush, and big fake titties (and lips).

She was fun to keep around, but her box STUNK like Bumblebee tuna...

I made her wash it with Irish Spring before tapping her (with rubber of course).

Then she turned psycho and I had to cut her loose...

Strippers are not all they are cracked up to be. Even though they are smoking, there tends to be a lot of excess baggage that gets old real quick.

Juicy D. Links · 04-02-2004, 02:45 PM

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Originally posted by Vic Lagina
Banged one stripper in my life (that I am aware of)...

She was a beautiful Romanian girl...long black hair, long legs, groomed bush, and big fake titties (and lips).

She was fun to keep around, but her box STUNK like Bumblebee tuna...

I made her wash it with Irish Spring before tapping her (with rubber of course).

Then she turned psycho and I had to cut her loose...

Strippers are not all they are cracked up to be. Even though they are smoking, there tends to be a lot of excess baggage that gets old real quick.

True but alot of chicks stripper or not seem to have alot of excess luggage. If its not one thing its another

8-Ball · 04-02-2004, 02:47 PM

I've been fuckin with strippers for 9 years. Yea there fun to fuck , and like to spend money on you. But most of them have way to many issues.

Lykos · 04-02-2004, 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
That succulent ass, those fake monster boobs , those long mouth watering thighs

I totally agree with u this time

Vic Lagina · 04-02-2004, 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 8-Ball
I've been fuckin with strippers for 9 years. Yea there fun to fuck , and like to spend money on you. But most of them have way to many issues.

Now that I think about it, you're right. She was always cracking out the money and paying for stuff (of course they were crumpled up singles, but still).

And she babied the hell out of me...tried to take care of me. That was kinda nice, but the stinky box and psycho mannerisms outweighed the good.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 04-02-2004, 03:10 PM

Yup it rules...

Thats why I married one.

pornstar2pac · 04-02-2004, 03:33 PM

Friday night and I need a fight
My motorcycle and a switchblade knife
Handful of grease in my hair feels right
But what I need to get me tight are

Girls, girls, girls
Long legs and burgundy lips
Girls, girls, girls
Dancin' down on the Sunset Strip
Girls, girls, girls
Red lips, fingertips

Trick or treat--sweet to eat
On Halloween and New Year's Eve
Yankee girls ya just can't be beat
But you're the best when you're off their feet

Girls, Girls, Girls
At the dollhouse in Ft. Lauderdale
Girls, Girls, Girls
Rocking in Atlanta at Tattletails
Girls, Girls, Girls
Raising Hell at the 7th Veil

Have you read the news
In the Soho Tribune
Ya know she did me
Well then she broke my heart

I'm such a good good boy
I just need a new toy
I tell ya what, girl
Dance for me, Ill keep you overemployed
Just tell me a story
You know the one I mean

Crazy Horse, Paris, France
Forget the names, remember romance
I got the photos, a mnage trois
Musta broke those Frenchies laws with those

Girls, Girls, Girls
Body Shop, Marble Arch
Girls, Girls, Girls
Tropicana's where I lost my heart

Girls, Girls, Girls

pornstar2pac · 04-02-2004, 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pornstar2pac
Friday night and I need a fight
My motorcycle and a switchblade knife
Handful of grease in my hair feels right
But what I need to get me tight are

Girls, girls, girls
Long legs and burgundy lips
Girls, girls, girls
Dancin' down on the Sunset Strip
Girls, girls, girls
Red lips, fingertips

Trick or treat--sweet to eat
On Halloween and New Year's Eve
Yankee girls ya just can't be beat
But you're the best when you're off their feet

Girls, Girls, Girls
At the dollhouse in Ft. Lauderdale
Girls, Girls, Girls
Rocking in Atlanta at Tattletails
Girls, Girls, Girls
Raising Hell at the 7th Veil

Have you read the news
In the Soho Tribune
Ya know she did me
Well then she broke my heart

I'm such a good good boy
I just need a new toy
I tell ya what, girl
Dance for me, Ill keep you overemployed
Just tell me a story
You know the one I mean

Crazy Horse, Paris, France
Forget the names, remember romance
I got the photos, a mnage trois
Musta broke those Frenchies laws with those

Girls, Girls, Girls
Body Shop, Marble Arch
Girls, Girls, Girls
Tropicana's where I lost my heart

Girls, Girls, Girls

40 lapdances a day keeps the doctor away

DraX · 04-02-2004, 03:37 PM

mmmmmmmmmm strippers

I wish i had a strip club just down the street

FreeHugeMovies · 04-02-2004, 03:38 PM

Since when did Mr Izz get a boob job and start dancing?

montel · 04-02-2004, 03:41 PM

you gotta love monster boobs!

DreamCumTrue · 04-02-2004, 03:41 PM

Thanks for sharing.

MrIzzz · 04-02-2004, 03:42 PM

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Originally posted by FreeHugeMovies
Since when did Mr Izz get a boob job and start dancing?

i am going for the Vegas MILF look

dav555add · 04-02-2004, 03:42 PM

Having sex with strippers is my "Péché Mignon"

Those curves on that bitch, grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Myst · 04-02-2004, 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks

I am clean

correction - you were clean

Trixie Racer · 04-02-2004, 04:19 PM

Most of the women I've had sex with have been strippers.

pornstar2pac · 04-02-2004, 04:24 PM

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Originally posted by Trixie Racer
Most of the women I've had sex with have been strippers.

can I watch next time. I'll sit in the corner and tyou won't even know I'm there(execpt for my moaning)

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