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Sarah_Jayne · 04-02-2004, 08:05 AM

Fat German hamster triggers police rescue

BERLIN (Reuters) - A German hamster called "Teddy" has sparked a police rescue mission after he climbed inside a computer printer and got stuck because he was too fat to get out again.

"Contrary to his normal habits, Teddy climbed inside a PC printer and was unable to get out because of his corpulence," police in the northern city of Flensburg said in a statement on Wednesday, adding that they initially thought it was an April Fool's joke.

Luckily for Teddy, a neighbour of his owner managed to free the hamster so the arriving police officer was spared the task.

"After all the commotion, the animal was already peacefully asleep again in his cage, having escaped with nothing but a few bruises," said the statement.

stephanie m. · 04-02-2004, 08:06 AM

Gheenz · 04-02-2004, 08:06 AM

Riiiiiight...it got stuck in the dude's "printer"

okaaay!

Sarah_Jayne · 04-02-2004, 10:14 AM

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Originally posted by milhouse_dick
Riiiiiight...it got stuck in the dude's "printer"

okaaay!

MaDalton · 04-02-2004, 10:29 AM

thats what hamsters do in germany - pretty normal behaviour *shrug

stev0 · 04-02-2004, 10:32 AM

what a dumb hamster owner... he called the police because his hamster was in a printer? for fucks sakes... people are useless.

Screaming · 04-02-2004, 10:37 AM

i cant beleive the police responded to that call or that the man called them for heaven sake im sure he could get the hamster out if he worked at it for a sec shesh

04-02-2004, 08:05 AM	#1
Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	Help! There is a hamster in my printer! Fat German hamster triggers police rescue BERLIN (Reuters) - A German hamster called "Teddy" has sparked a police rescue mission after he climbed inside a computer printer and got stuck because he was too fat to get out again. "Contrary to his normal habits, Teddy climbed inside a PC printer and was unable to get out because of his corpulence," police in the northern city of Flensburg said in a statement on Wednesday, adding that they initially thought it was an April Fool's joke. Luckily for Teddy, a neighbour of his owner managed to free the hamster so the arriving police officer was spared the task. "After all the commotion, the animal was already peacefully asleep again in his cage, having escaped with nothing but a few bruises," said the statement.

04-02-2004, 08:06 AM	#2
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04-02-2004, 08:06 AM	#3
Gheenz Here's Your Sign Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: MT, USA Posts: 2,410	Riiiiiight...it got stuck in the dude's "printer" okaaay! __________________ Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. -Voltaire

04-02-2004, 10:29 AM	#5
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04-02-2004, 10:37 AM	#7
Screaming I can change this!!!!! Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 18,972	i cant beleive the police responded to that call or that the man called them for heaven sake im sure he could get the hamster out if he worked at it for a sec shesh __________________

04-02-2004, 10:32 AM	#6
stev0 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Calgary, Alberta Posts: 6,801	what a dumb hamster owner... he called the police because his hamster was in a printer? for fucks sakes... people are useless.