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Thong Sniper 04-01-2004 11:05 PM

Is that all you got? I was hoping a somewhere behing that herpes infect smirk there was someone who would offer up a verbal assault that didn't mirror your limp wristed flail as you pound cluelessly on your concave chicken chest in hopes staking claim as king of the bath house. I already told you, I'm new to adult webmastering, not WEBMASTERING. There is a difference.

Now if you can't offer atleast an interesting flame in this thread the very least you can do is moonwalk your clubbed feet the fuck out of here before I slap the stupid outta you until you vanish, fuck piece.

Quote:

Originally posted by BigFrog


handicap? you cant convert fucker, remember? that sounds like a mighty fucking handicap to me.

look dick, i gave you some good advice. if you had any smarts you'd go to that site where there are actually people around who really do want to help you and will give you some great advice.
if you dont wanna go there, then fuck off newbie.


BigFrog 04-01-2004 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Thong Sniper
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. I already told you, I'm new to adult webmastering, not WEBMASTERING. There is a difference. blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
exactly
:glugglug

p1mpdogg 04-01-2004 11:14 PM

$150

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Thong Sniper 04-01-2004 11:16 PM

yeah exactly because you offered me...
www.newbiewebmasters.com

not

http://www.adultnewbie.com

you freshly fucked fag in a form fitting frock. now shut the fuck up before you get served a lower intestine sized serving of Mongolian Beef, bitch.

Quote:

Originally posted by BigFrog


exactly
:glugglug


BigFrog 04-01-2004 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Thong Sniper
yeah exactly because you offered me...
www.newbiewebmasters.com

not

http://www.adultnewbie.com

you freshly fucked fag in a form fitting frock. now shut the fuck up before you get served a lower intestine sized serving of Mongolian Beef, bitch.



DAMN you are fucking retarded.

www.newbiewebmasters.com

just click on that link....it's not that hard....just click on it.....you will feel so stupid after you do, but you need to do it.......click.....click......go on! click on it!

































it's for new adult webmasters jackass!

BigFrog 04-01-2004 11:21 PM

http://www.adultnewbie.com/

is that where you were getting your help? damn, now i do feel bad for you.


but hey....you sound like you were born to fail, so i will let you. goodbye.

Thong Sniper 04-01-2004 11:23 PM

Doesn't matter, fuck off with a loaded 12 gauge shot gun, this is a ruse to get hits....WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO REALIZE THAT?!

Quote:

Originally posted by BigFrog



DAMN you are fucking retarded.

www.newbiewebmasters.com

just click on that link....it's not that hard....just click on it.....you will feel so stupid after you do, but you need to do it.......click.....click......go on! click on it!

































it's for new adult webmasters jackass!


Thong Sniper 04-01-2004 11:24 PM

Did I tell you I was getting help there or did I crown you King Queer and watch you parade yourself down the streets of San Francisco you one man army with a Please ask Please tell policy.

Quote:

Originally posted by BigFrog
http://www.adultnewbie.com/

is that where you were getting your help? damn, now i do feel bad for you.


but hey....you sound like you were born to fail, so i will let you. goodbye.


montel 04-02-2004 12:16 AM

TRY SOMETHING DIFFERENT!:glugglug

cosis 04-02-2004 12:18 AM

two fitty

rounders 04-02-2004 12:21 AM

i still want it thong sniper

Timi 04-02-2004 12:41 AM

Dont know whether this will work but i think it sounds as though it will - copied it from a thread here a few months ago. Hope it might help. Sorry but cannot remember who originally posted it


Want to produce 200k-300k a day on your TGP within just a few weeks? Follow this guide!

Step 1
Build the TGP using all chokers links (he will send traffic back for all clicks)

Step 2
submit TGP to choker for approval to buy traffic

Step 3
*AFTER* it has been approved buy 300k hits or so and PAUSE THE TRAFFIC!!!

Step 4
Go *shopping* for trades. Join 1 and go to his top 3 trades on his toplist and join there also .... continue until you have 10-30big boys on there AND 20-40 smaller ones (they send productive traffic sometimes)

Step 5
Release the hits!
Let the 300k hits from choker click all over the place and feed your trades, hopefully you will jump start some big trades and they with only 3 or 4 they will feed each other with no other traffic.

My estimate is that if you buy 300k hits and use this strategy, you will soon have an AVG of 100k-190k self generated hits per day.

Step 6
Reduce chokers links to about half the TGP and the other half make them from submissions. Doing this will ensure some more traffic from choker. You want his hits because they are sometimes very productive.

Step 7
Post on forums that you now have a 150k+ tgp looking for quality galleries with recips.

Once these guys see you sending a few k per day to their galleries, BELIEVE me they will be back tomorrow to submit more, as many as you let them!

Step 8
Add an AP click-pic banner on top or middle of page, with this amount of traffic this will surely generate over $150 per month.

Step 9
Mention you are selling a top banner spot on your 200k TGP, people will pay near or over $500 for this monthly!

Step 10
Reserve top 5 gallery positions for your own galleries. You can either use your own and make use of a gallery rotator script, or most sponsors have rotating hosted galleries.

Step 11 (probably should have been sooner)
Add a toplist!!! Very basic, but make sure its on top of page. *DO NOT* add target="_new" or blank or anything, let them leave your site. Reason for this is because toplists will get good clickthroughs, and if you let the surfer know he is going to see more links before he clicks it, you will have SUPER high productivity on the other end and recieve 2-3x the amount of hits back.

Step 12
By now you have about 300k-400k a day. Add a banner rotating script to the bottom or middle of the page. With this many hits someone is bound to click it and make you $35-$55 per sale!



Using this strategy, within 2-3 weeks you can have a huge ass TGP generating more hits than you can handle, and about $2k-$4k per month income. Continue these steps many times and open several niche TGP's. *DO NOT* make some general TGP that has all 59 categories from choker's list, these are a dime a dozen and from what i find do not work well with this guide. Always stick to a niche, my first one was ebony/bbw and it jumped to 20k in 1 day WITHOUT buying traffic!

Anyhow, good luck and i hope you appreciate the time it took to write this, because my fingers are fucking killing me, lol

Holly 04-02-2004 12:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Timi
Dont know whether this will work but i think it sounds as though it will - copied it from a thread here a few months ago. Hope it might help. Sorry but cannot remember who originally posted it
ahahahahaha
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


*sigh*
Those were the good ole days...

Thong Sniper 04-02-2004 09:20 AM

heh. it's worth a try ! :P

Jaden 04-02-2004 09:31 AM

Adult IS different than mainstream...take some time to learn the basics or it won't matter what niche you try to convert. A waste of time and money to get rid of one and start another without understanding any of it.....

Babagirls 04-02-2004 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by psyko514
50 broke newbies giving up.
i wish!! lol :1orglaugh

Thong Sniper 04-02-2004 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jaden
Adult IS different than mainstream...take some time to learn the basics or it won't matter what niche you try to convert. A waste of time and money to get rid of one and start another without understanding any of it.....
yeah that's what im starting to realize. everyones being really helpfull, which is amazing.

alecb 04-02-2004 10:35 AM

dude im still lingering in horrible conversions too, oh well, just gotta give it some timeeee

Thong Sniper 04-02-2004 10:36 AM

someones fucking with me because i converted on herfirstlesbiansex last night haha

:thumbsup

alias 04-02-2004 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Thong Sniper
Is that all you got? I was hoping a somewhere behing that herpes infect smirk there was someone who would offer up a verbal assault that didn't mirror your limp wristed flail as you pound cluelessly on your concave chicken chest in hopes staking claim as king of the bath house. I already told you, I'm new to adult webmastering, not WEBMASTERING. There is a difference.

Now if you can't offer atleast an interesting flame in this thread the very least you can do is moonwalk your clubbed feet the fuck out of here before I slap the stupid outta you until you vanish, fuck piece.


might want to post some of your poetry on there :2 cents:

Tofu 04-02-2004 10:40 AM

100 words of wisdom.

Thong Sniper 04-02-2004 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by alias


might want to post some of your poetry on there :2 cents:

heh :thumbsup


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