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psyko514 04-01-2004 06:30 PM

50 broke newbies giving up.

sumphatpimp 04-01-2004 06:32 PM

follow this link, I think it will do you a lot of good

http://www.newbiewebmasters.com/

Thong Sniper 04-01-2004 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sumphatpimp
follow this link, I think it will do you a lot of good

http://www.newbiewebmasters.com/

eh. I do really well on my E/N/insult site, just don't really know what turns on the thong crowd. i'm going to probably try and go for a more general niche.

SirSmokeALot 04-01-2004 06:59 PM

ONE BILLION DOLLARS :evil-laug

Thong Sniper 04-01-2004 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SirSmokeALot
ONE BILLION DOLLARS :evil-laug
i don't know i got an offer for 1 dollar awhile back and it's starting to look pretty good...:eek7

goBigtime 04-01-2004 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by psyko514


*surfs over to men.com*

file > save as...

:winkwink:


LoL better have a top-notch 3 letter domain purchased for 1.3 million (and all the free advertising that comes with such a transaction) to back it up with.

blackmonsters 04-01-2004 07:18 PM

If you change your mind about selling then try this:

-Change the link color, I can't read the links with that color at all.

-Add more links (site looks too empty)

-Use more sponsors!!! I have an interracial site that don't convert interracial worth a shit. I get sign ups on tranny, granny,fat and everything else except interracial.

-get a traffic trading script (didn't see one there)

Try my sig link if you want an easy way to fill up your site with links that pay you.

cashman 04-01-2004 07:27 PM

:2 cents: :2 cents: :2 cents:

DaLord 04-01-2004 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Thong Sniper


eh. I do really well on my E/N/insult site, just don't really know what turns on the thong crowd. i'm going to probably try and go for a more general niche.

That's your next mistake...

Screaming 04-01-2004 07:46 PM

dont sell it man, give it a little more time, take some of the advice given here on the thread to upgrade it and roll with it for a little more time

Shoehorn! 04-01-2004 07:48 PM

$25

Thong Sniper 04-01-2004 07:49 PM

alright. my job has me host seminars and tonight theres one on how to make money in this industry. im gonna head on over and see what they say hehe.

thanks for the advice everyone.

Thong Sniper 04-01-2004 10:02 PM

hmm. so the guy pretty much only gave advice on paysites and pretty much said TGPs and linksites didnt pay well heh.

anton69 04-01-2004 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Thong Sniper


eh. I do really well on my E/N/insult site, just don't really know what turns on the thong crowd. i'm going to probably try and go for a more general niche.


bahahaha
you dont know what turns on the thong crowd? how about thongs. I can see 5 on your main page but there are about 50 pictures. EVERY FUCKING ONE should be a THONG picture. ha. this is a niche. the people that are looking at this are pretty specific about what they want to see. related sponsors- lingerie, hips and thongs, voyeur panty shit. that would all sell well. dont think of your traffic as 500 to a thousand a day that dont convert. think about it as 500 to a thousand people that are looking for some special pics that turn them on. show them the right shit and youll have tons of sign ups. thats whats great about niche. not just your average fuckwad porn surfer. bah. good luck man.

Thong Sniper 04-01-2004 10:21 PM

whoa. tough love. thanks man.

Quote:

Originally posted by anton69



bahahaha
you dont know what turns on the thong crowd? how about thongs. I can see 5 on your main page but there are about 50 pictures. EVERY FUCKING ONE should be a THONG picture. ha. this is a niche. the people that are looking at this are pretty specific about what they want to see. related sponsors- lingerie, hips and thongs, voyeur panty shit. that would all sell well. dont think of your traffic as 500 to a thousand a day that dont convert. think about it as 500 to a thousand people that are looking for some special pics that turn them on. show them the right shit and youll have tons of sign ups. thats whats great about niche. not just your average fuckwad porn surfer. bah. good luck man.


icu33774 04-01-2004 10:22 PM

Thong hit me up on icq man

amassed 04-01-2004 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Thong Sniper
I just cannot fucking convert. I don't know what it is, but I can't do it. I've purchased traffic. Made my site easier to view. Linked, thumb nailed, did descriptive links, did updates, everything i can think of. my traffic will just not fucking convert. the final straw is buying traffic from chickentraffic.com, it coming out of my bank account and not having my order under "pending" status and not having any cash in my chicken traffic "bank".

I'm just frustrated out of my fuckin' brain. So anyone that wants to buy my URL from me, I'll sell it cheap.

http://www.thongsniper.com

I couln't confirm your traffic. If I could I would be glad to pay you decently.

webmaster x 04-01-2004 10:35 PM

It's just one of those days.

BlackCrayon 04-01-2004 10:44 PM

bought traffic is typically shit. you can't just expect to instantly have massive traffic and great conversions.

Thong Sniper 04-01-2004 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by icu33774
Thong hit me up on icq man
alright....im on.
240866272

BigFrog 04-01-2004 10:45 PM

man, that site sucks. did you even put more than 30 minutes into making it?

i agree with whoever posted this:

www.newbiewebmasters.com

you dont belong here dude.

Thong Sniper 04-01-2004 10:49 PM

:321GFY
I'm a newb to adult webmastering it's true. but to webmastering in general I'm not, so it can be a frustrating experience. too bad whoever helped you out in the beginning didn't just shit all over you...

Quote:

Originally posted by BigFrog
man, that site sucks. did you even put more than 30 minutes into making it?

i agree with whoever posted this:

www.newbiewebmasters.com

you dont belong here dude.


BigFrog 04-01-2004 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Thong Sniper
:321GFY
I'm a newb to adult webmastering it's true. but to webmastering in general I'm not, so it can be a frustrating experience. too bad whoever helped you out in the beginning didn't just shit all over you...



i helped by reposting that link for you fuckface.

amassed 04-01-2004 10:54 PM

This might all be a ploy to get traffic to your site. And if it is:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup I LOVE YOU FOR THAT! Hot shit! If you wanna' do a link trade hit me. I know my site sucks "for real" but I am in the process of making it better.

Thong Sniper 04-01-2004 10:54 PM

and if you don't zip you're man pleaser real fuckin' quick, I'll help you get your Night Job's quota with a few well placed pelvic thrusts you slobbering invalid with a french accent and a lisp river dancing your opinion in all the wrong places.

Quote:

Originally posted by BigFrog



i helped by reposting that link for you fuckface.


Thong Sniper 04-01-2004 10:55 PM

cool hit me up. [email protected]

Quote:

Originally posted by amassed
This might all be a ploy to get traffic to your site. And if it is:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup I LOVE YOU FOR THAT! Hot shit! If you wanna' do a link trade hit me. I know my site sucks to but I am in the process of making it better.

BigFrog 04-01-2004 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Thong Sniper
and if you don't zip you're man pleaser real fuckin' quick, I'll help you get your Night Job's quota with a few well placed pelvic thrusts you slobbering invalid with a french accent and a lisp river dancing your opinion in all the wrong places.



are you retarded?

Thong Sniper 04-01-2004 10:57 PM

Are you looking for someone to sympathize with your handicap you fucking stooge?

Quote:

Originally posted by BigFrog



are you retarded?


BigFrog 04-01-2004 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Thong Sniper
Are you looking for someone to sympathize with your handicap you fucking stooge?


handicap? you cant convert fucker, remember? that sounds like a mighty fucking handicap to me.

look dick, i gave you some good advice. if you had any smarts you'd go to that site where there are actually people around who really do want to help you and will give you some great advice.
if you dont wanna go there, then fuck off newbie.

OzMan84 04-01-2004 11:01 PM

did you sell your domain yet? if so how much for?

Thong Sniper 04-01-2004 11:05 PM

Is that all you got? I was hoping a somewhere behing that herpes infect smirk there was someone who would offer up a verbal assault that didn't mirror your limp wristed flail as you pound cluelessly on your concave chicken chest in hopes staking claim as king of the bath house. I already told you, I'm new to adult webmastering, not WEBMASTERING. There is a difference.

Now if you can't offer atleast an interesting flame in this thread the very least you can do is moonwalk your clubbed feet the fuck out of here before I slap the stupid outta you until you vanish, fuck piece.

Quote:

Originally posted by BigFrog


handicap? you cant convert fucker, remember? that sounds like a mighty fucking handicap to me.

look dick, i gave you some good advice. if you had any smarts you'd go to that site where there are actually people around who really do want to help you and will give you some great advice.
if you dont wanna go there, then fuck off newbie.


BigFrog 04-01-2004 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Thong Sniper
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. I already told you, I'm new to adult webmastering, not WEBMASTERING. There is a difference. blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
exactly
:glugglug

p1mpdogg 04-01-2004 11:14 PM

$150

icq 141588569

Thong Sniper 04-01-2004 11:16 PM

yeah exactly because you offered me...
www.newbiewebmasters.com

not

http://www.adultnewbie.com

you freshly fucked fag in a form fitting frock. now shut the fuck up before you get served a lower intestine sized serving of Mongolian Beef, bitch.

Quote:

Originally posted by BigFrog


exactly
:glugglug


BigFrog 04-01-2004 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Thong Sniper
yeah exactly because you offered me...
www.newbiewebmasters.com

not

http://www.adultnewbie.com

you freshly fucked fag in a form fitting frock. now shut the fuck up before you get served a lower intestine sized serving of Mongolian Beef, bitch.



DAMN you are fucking retarded.

www.newbiewebmasters.com

just click on that link....it's not that hard....just click on it.....you will feel so stupid after you do, but you need to do it.......click.....click......go on! click on it!

































it's for new adult webmasters jackass!

BigFrog 04-01-2004 11:21 PM

http://www.adultnewbie.com/

is that where you were getting your help? damn, now i do feel bad for you.


but hey....you sound like you were born to fail, so i will let you. goodbye.

Thong Sniper 04-01-2004 11:23 PM

Doesn't matter, fuck off with a loaded 12 gauge shot gun, this is a ruse to get hits....WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO REALIZE THAT?!

Quote:

Originally posted by BigFrog



DAMN you are fucking retarded.

www.newbiewebmasters.com

just click on that link....it's not that hard....just click on it.....you will feel so stupid after you do, but you need to do it.......click.....click......go on! click on it!

































it's for new adult webmasters jackass!


Thong Sniper 04-01-2004 11:24 PM

Did I tell you I was getting help there or did I crown you King Queer and watch you parade yourself down the streets of San Francisco you one man army with a Please ask Please tell policy.

Quote:

Originally posted by BigFrog
http://www.adultnewbie.com/

is that where you were getting your help? damn, now i do feel bad for you.


but hey....you sound like you were born to fail, so i will let you. goodbye.


montel 04-02-2004 12:16 AM

TRY SOMETHING DIFFERENT!:glugglug

cosis 04-02-2004 12:18 AM

two fitty

rounders 04-02-2004 12:21 AM

i still want it thong sniper

Timi 04-02-2004 12:41 AM

Dont know whether this will work but i think it sounds as though it will - copied it from a thread here a few months ago. Hope it might help. Sorry but cannot remember who originally posted it


Want to produce 200k-300k a day on your TGP within just a few weeks? Follow this guide!

Step 1
Build the TGP using all chokers links (he will send traffic back for all clicks)

Step 2
submit TGP to choker for approval to buy traffic

Step 3
*AFTER* it has been approved buy 300k hits or so and PAUSE THE TRAFFIC!!!

Step 4
Go *shopping* for trades. Join 1 and go to his top 3 trades on his toplist and join there also .... continue until you have 10-30big boys on there AND 20-40 smaller ones (they send productive traffic sometimes)

Step 5
Release the hits!
Let the 300k hits from choker click all over the place and feed your trades, hopefully you will jump start some big trades and they with only 3 or 4 they will feed each other with no other traffic.

My estimate is that if you buy 300k hits and use this strategy, you will soon have an AVG of 100k-190k self generated hits per day.

Step 6
Reduce chokers links to about half the TGP and the other half make them from submissions. Doing this will ensure some more traffic from choker. You want his hits because they are sometimes very productive.

Step 7
Post on forums that you now have a 150k+ tgp looking for quality galleries with recips.

Once these guys see you sending a few k per day to their galleries, BELIEVE me they will be back tomorrow to submit more, as many as you let them!

Step 8
Add an AP click-pic banner on top or middle of page, with this amount of traffic this will surely generate over $150 per month.

Step 9
Mention you are selling a top banner spot on your 200k TGP, people will pay near or over $500 for this monthly!

Step 10
Reserve top 5 gallery positions for your own galleries. You can either use your own and make use of a gallery rotator script, or most sponsors have rotating hosted galleries.

Step 11 (probably should have been sooner)
Add a toplist!!! Very basic, but make sure its on top of page. *DO NOT* add target="_new" or blank or anything, let them leave your site. Reason for this is because toplists will get good clickthroughs, and if you let the surfer know he is going to see more links before he clicks it, you will have SUPER high productivity on the other end and recieve 2-3x the amount of hits back.

Step 12
By now you have about 300k-400k a day. Add a banner rotating script to the bottom or middle of the page. With this many hits someone is bound to click it and make you $35-$55 per sale!



Using this strategy, within 2-3 weeks you can have a huge ass TGP generating more hits than you can handle, and about $2k-$4k per month income. Continue these steps many times and open several niche TGP's. *DO NOT* make some general TGP that has all 59 categories from choker's list, these are a dime a dozen and from what i find do not work well with this guide. Always stick to a niche, my first one was ebony/bbw and it jumped to 20k in 1 day WITHOUT buying traffic!

Anyhow, good luck and i hope you appreciate the time it took to write this, because my fingers are fucking killing me, lol

Holly 04-02-2004 12:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Timi
Dont know whether this will work but i think it sounds as though it will - copied it from a thread here a few months ago. Hope it might help. Sorry but cannot remember who originally posted it
ahahahahaha
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


*sigh*
Those were the good ole days...

Thong Sniper 04-02-2004 09:20 AM

heh. it's worth a try ! :P

Jaden 04-02-2004 09:31 AM

Adult IS different than mainstream...take some time to learn the basics or it won't matter what niche you try to convert. A waste of time and money to get rid of one and start another without understanding any of it.....

Babagirls 04-02-2004 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by psyko514
50 broke newbies giving up.
i wish!! lol :1orglaugh

Thong Sniper 04-02-2004 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jaden
Adult IS different than mainstream...take some time to learn the basics or it won't matter what niche you try to convert. A waste of time and money to get rid of one and start another without understanding any of it.....
yeah that's what im starting to realize. everyones being really helpfull, which is amazing.

alecb 04-02-2004 10:35 AM

dude im still lingering in horrible conversions too, oh well, just gotta give it some timeeee

Thong Sniper 04-02-2004 10:36 AM

someones fucking with me because i converted on herfirstlesbiansex last night haha

:thumbsup

alias 04-02-2004 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Thong Sniper
Is that all you got? I was hoping a somewhere behing that herpes infect smirk there was someone who would offer up a verbal assault that didn't mirror your limp wristed flail as you pound cluelessly on your concave chicken chest in hopes staking claim as king of the bath house. I already told you, I'm new to adult webmastering, not WEBMASTERING. There is a difference.

Now if you can't offer atleast an interesting flame in this thread the very least you can do is moonwalk your clubbed feet the fuck out of here before I slap the stupid outta you until you vanish, fuck piece.


might want to post some of your poetry on there :2 cents:


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