Whats the nicest thing your girlfriend/boyfriend has ever done for you? - GoFuckYourself.com

- Jesus Christ - · 03-31-2004, 08:45 PM

One time my girlfriend fucked me then she didnt say anything, got up and drove away. Man, it was the nicest thing a girl has ever done for me.

Yes I know mine is lame... but no girl has done anythign nice for me, Except maybe spend SLIGHTLY LESS MONEY FOR A WEEK OR SO. Pussy is such a rip off.

You go.

StuartD · 03-31-2004, 08:47 PM

She took it in the ass.

ok, sounds like a typical gfy goofy answer. But I'm serious.

She never had, done it before and she saw in a porn vid and knew I liked to watch it, so she decided she wanted to try it... and keep at it until it felt good.

It's kinda weird, but I do appreciate it. She went through a hell of a lot of pain for my benefit.

myjah · 03-31-2004, 08:50 PM

My husband has done so many things I could never list them all but one of the things that stands out the most is when we first met and he used to have dinner cooked for me and candles lit all over the apartment when I got home from work at night. sounds corny but i adored it.

escorpio · 03-31-2004, 08:50 PM

My last girlfriend got out of my life when I asked her to. I really appreciated that because she was a fucking bitch.

Cyborg 2.0 · 03-31-2004, 08:51 PM

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Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
One time my girlfriend fucked me then she didnt say anything, got up and drove away. Man, it was the nicest thing a girl has ever done for me.

LoooL

when i had 40 degrees and felt really bad she came over and took care of me was nice to have somebody around

newbreed · 03-31-2004, 08:51 PM

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Originally posted by escorpio
My last girlfriend got out of my life when I asked her to. I really appreciated that because she was a fucking bitch.

LOL, what's your secret??? I can't get rid of my ex-wife for 'nuthin.

KRL · 03-31-2004, 08:52 PM

Gave me my son.

spamofon · 03-31-2004, 08:57 PM

she licked my balls today and gave me a nice blowjob in a shower

m00d · 03-31-2004, 08:59 PM

too many to list

myjah · 03-31-2004, 08:59 PM

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Originally posted by spamofon
she licked my balls today and gave me a nice blowjob in a shower

she sounds like a keeper

Rice_Master · 03-31-2004, 09:01 PM

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Originally posted by spamofon
she licked my balls today and gave me a nice blowjob in a shower

... and then you woke up

- Jesus Christ - · 03-31-2004, 09:03 PM

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Originally posted by KRL
Gave me my son.

The power of that deceptively simple sting of words Smashed into my face like a freight train.

Spunky · 03-31-2004, 09:05 PM

She left me.

BigFrog · 03-31-2004, 09:06 PM

she came home from the bar one night and raped me.

Illicit · 03-31-2004, 09:06 PM

woke me up with a blow job

Ambergirl · 03-31-2004, 09:12 PM

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Originally posted by KRL
Gave me my son.

Awesome!!!

Mine was surprising me with a red carpet hot bubble bath (literally a red carpet through the bathroom and up the bathtub steps), candles lit all over the room and a glass of my favorite red wine.

Marcus Aurelius · 03-31-2004, 09:36 PM

Nicest thing my wife has ever done for me? Top of the list would be to put up with my bullshit for 8 years of marriage. Too many others to list. but the top 3 runners up would be...

1: 3-way with myself and her girlfriend as a gift for my 27th birthday that lasted for 12 long hours!! (God what a night)

2: took care of me after a recent surgery and was an angel the whole time

3: always supported me even when money was tight and had faith in me that I could find a better way for us.

My wifes a great woman, I love her alot.

timboss · 03-31-2004, 09:38 PM

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Originally posted by KRL
Gave me my son.

yes, that would be my answer too..

Holly · 03-31-2004, 09:49 PM

Signed the divorce papers.

Screaming · 03-31-2004, 09:55 PM

i would have to go with corny and say he called me at work just to say hello he was thinking of me and tell me he loved me on a very stressful day, there have been many wonderful things he has done but i will never forget that

Mr Pheer · 03-31-2004, 09:56 PM

Nursed me back to health over a 5 month period after a hit n run driver put me in a wheelchair for a while

i thought that was pretty nice

foreverjason · 03-31-2004, 10:06 PM

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Originally posted by MrPheer
Nursed me back to health over a 5 month period after a hit n run driver put me in a wheelchair for a while

i thought that was pretty nice

did you marry the girl? I would find it difficult to end a relationship after that.

Jordan Foxxx · 03-31-2004, 10:49 PM

My boyfriend picked me up after a horrible flight from NY to LA...he booked a bed and breakfast in Santa Monica...had them set it up with candle light, wine, bubble bath....it was awesome!

He then proceeded to eat my ass for an hour....man that was a good night *wink*

dav555add · 03-31-2004, 10:50 PM

She decided that swallowing was preferable over spitting

Ic3m4nZ · 03-31-2004, 10:51 PM

She cut her penis.

DreamCumTrue · 03-31-2004, 10:52 PM

yesterday he took the pipe apart and got my rock out for me, then took it to the jeweler to get it cleaned

Diabolical Cord · 03-31-2004, 10:56 PM

She walked away from me because she knew she was a distraction for me.

pornkitten · 03-31-2004, 10:58 PM

hmm.. this is hard
dammit I just typed a whole list of stuff and then realized the question was a boyfriend or girlfriend..
every boyfriend Ive ever had has used and abused me so ..its a good thing this isnt timed..still thinking
ok well this guy who likes me who is in prison for murder gave me the cross he always wears around his neck and I know it meant alot to him so it is really special to me. Especially since that was like the only thing he has..

pornkitten · 03-31-2004, 11:00 PM

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Originally posted by KRL
Gave me my son.

KRL I wuv u that is so cute!

03-31-2004, 08:45 PM	#1
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StuartD Sofa King Band Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Outside the box Posts: 29,903	She took it in the ass. ok, sounds like a typical gfy goofy answer. But I'm serious. She never had, done it before and she saw in a porn vid and knew I liked to watch it, so she decided she wanted to try it... and keep at it until it felt good. It's kinda weird, but I do appreciate it. She went through a hell of a lot of pain for my benefit. __________________ This is me on facebook This is me on twitter

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myjah Back in the harbor Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 11,482	My husband has done so many things I could never list them all but one of the things that stands out the most is when we first met and he used to have dinner cooked for me and candles lit all over the apartment when I got home from work at night. sounds corny but i adored it. __________________ VP of Marketing AVN Media Network Skype: AVNJill [email protected]

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escorpio I love to racism, bro! Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA! USA! USA! Posts: 23,223	My last girlfriend got out of my life when I asked her to. I really appreciated that because she was a fucking bitch. __________________ Unvaxxed, still alive.

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03-31-2004, 08:57 PM	#8
spamofon Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Toronto Posts: 2,999	she licked my balls today and gave me a nice blowjob in a shower

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m00d So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2002 Location: Parts Unknown Posts: 3,129	too many to list

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Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,949	She left me. __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

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BigFrog Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 2,057	she came home from the bar one night and raped me.

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Illicit wtf ? Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: GFY Posts: 11,895	woke me up with a blow job __________________ Insert Sig Here

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Marcus Aurelius No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 14,809	Nicest thing my wife has ever done for me? Top of the list would be to put up with my bullshit for 8 years of marriage. Too many others to list. but the top 3 runners up would be... 1: 3-way with myself and her girlfriend as a gift for my 27th birthday that lasted for 12 long hours!! (God what a night) 2: took care of me after a recent surgery and was an angel the whole time 3: always supported me even when money was tight and had faith in me that I could find a better way for us. My wifes a great woman, I love her alot.

03-31-2004, 09:49 PM	#19
Holly Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Jesusland Posts: 10,017	Signed the divorce papers.

03-31-2004, 09:55 PM	#20
Screaming I can change this!!!!! Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 18,972	i would have to go with corny and say he called me at work just to say hello he was thinking of me and tell me he loved me on a very stressful day, there have been many wonderful things he has done but i will never forget that __________________

03-31-2004, 09:56 PM	#21
Mr Pheer So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 21,582	Nursed me back to health over a 5 month period after a hit n run driver put me in a wheelchair for a while i thought that was pretty nice

03-31-2004, 10:49 PM	#23
Jordan Foxxx Registered User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 93	My boyfriend picked me up after a horrible flight from NY to LA...he booked a bed and breakfast in Santa Monica...had them set it up with candle light, wine, bubble bath....it was awesome! He then proceeded to eat my ass for an hour....man that was a good night wink __________________ BIG KISS with abit of tongue

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dav555add Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 3,427	She decided that swallowing was preferable over spitting __________________ ...

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Ic3m4nZ Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Montreal! Posts: 6,285	She cut her penis.

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DreamCumTrue Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 2,985	yesterday he took the pipe apart and got my rock out for me, then took it to the jeweler to get it cleaned

03-31-2004, 10:56 PM	#27
Diabolical Cord Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 447	She walked away from me because she knew she was a distraction for me.

03-31-2004, 10:58 PM	#28
pornkitten Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 1,412	hmm.. this is hard dammit I just typed a whole list of stuff and then realized the question was a boyfriend or girlfriend.. every boyfriend Ive ever had has used and abused me so ..its a good thing this isnt timed..still thinking ok well this guy who likes me who is in prison for murder gave me the cross he always wears around his neck and I know it meant alot to him so it is really special to me. Especially since that was like the only thing he has.. __________________ too lazy to find advertising for this sig space