FACT: Strip clubs are ripoffs.

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  • DarkJedi
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    • Feb 2001
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    #1

    FACT: Strip clubs are ripoffs.

    $60 bucks gets you nothing but a lighter wallet.
  • zzgundamnzz
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2002
    • 6102

    #2
    Wrong it gets you a bad case of Blue Balls


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    • Evil Jawa
      So Fucking Banned
      • Nov 2001
      • 444

      #3
      Another thing to think about:

      2 hours with a whore = 1 square foot of house in SF

      Stick that in your pipe and smoke it.

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      • Thong Sniper
        Confirmed User
        • Mar 2004
        • 1319

        #4
        Originally posted by Evil Jawa
        Another thing to think about:

        2 hours with a whore = 1 square foot of house in SF

        Stick that in your pipe and smoke it.
        huh?
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        • TheFrog
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2004
          • 4095

          #5
          Originally posted by zzgundamnzz
          Wrong it gets you a bad case of Blue Balls
          so true

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          • escorpio
            doesn't fuck around.
            • Oct 2002
            • 23486

            #6
            Not in Mexico.
            Unvaxxed, still alive.

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            • Jive
              So Fucking Banned
              • Jun 2002
              • 1449

              #7
              Originally posted by DarkJedi
              $60 bucks gets you nothing but a lighter wallet.
              sounds like your a sucker paying out that kind of cash.
              perhaps to impress your buddies? I don't pay this shit..

              The only time I did was for some chick to sit on my Dad and grind him.. he's crusty old.. go find some women and pump the fuck outta them instead of having your wallet milked..

              atleast strip joints could allow 'grace' to be able to get a blow job in the back VIP room instead of all the hair rubbed off of my nuts
              all the time..

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              • DR_PHIL
                Confirmed User
                • Oct 2002
                • 4099

                #8
                the hoez LOVE it when you give them coupons for burger king instead of cash

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                • Axeman
                  Confirmed User
                  • Feb 2004
                  • 5201

                  #9
                  In Montreal, strippers are at least cheap and give a good performance. Some places though you might as well give them your money, get kicked in the balls and just go home and watch a porn.
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                  • Jive
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • Jun 2002
                    • 1449

                    #10
                    Originally posted by escorpio
                    Not in Mexico.
                    Yes, i'm down in Mex 2 times a year not just for the women..

                    there strip clubs one I visit witch isn't for tourists just out side of mazatlan is called "dragon to fat" pronouced 'dracontofat' as they say. you have there best cleanest babes and blowjobs for around $10 bucks and they actually live there it looks like a hotel.. sure there are some sailors there once in awhile..

                    if your ever there ask your cabbie to take you there but don;'t stay there to late in the evenings or you'll come outta there broke.. but it's a blast and unforgetting

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                    • Paul Waters
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                      • Mar 2003
                      • 4402

                      #11
                      60 bucks will get you a topless handjob in a Toronto massage parlour.



                      Paul

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                      • Jive
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Jun 2002
                        • 1449

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Axeman
                        In Montreal, strippers are at least cheap and give a good performance. Some places though you might as well give them your money, get kicked in the balls and just go home and watch a porn.
                        Montreal I use to travel down to from Toronto
                        I use to go to Uof T many years ago but it was fun 2for1 drinks
                        and some (cheap)good clubs very good bands around the late 70's and the early 80's I had a apartment in ottawa just to party in off of the main drag I payed $200 amonth..

                        Montreal was fun..

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                        • Jive
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Jun 2002
                          • 1449

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Paul Waters
                          60 bucks will get you a topless handjob in a Toronto massage parlour.

                          you can go over to 'Jillys bar' and take one of the girls and get a hummer on upper Queen st. in TO.. for $20

                          and there's ample parking across the street.
                          Last edited by Jive; 05-15-2004, 01:04 PM.

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                          • tony299
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                            • Aug 2002
                            • 57021

                            #14
                            I worked in strip clubs for 15 yrs, I would burn money before I would give it to a stripper. lol

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                            • xNetworx
                              So Fucking What
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 14445

                              #15
                              $60

                              hmmmmm

                              1/8 of kind bud....

                              OR

                              blue balls and glitter in your eyebrows?

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                              • pornstar2pac
                                Omaha Hi/Lo
                                • Nov 2003
                                • 17380

                                #16
                                owning a strip clubs sounds better to me.
                                Trump haters gonna hate. that's all they can do

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                                • bdld
                                  $100,000
                                  • Dec 2001
                                  • 11452

                                  #17
                                  and that is the reason i refuse to attend one.. if i wanted to leave with a hard-on i'd go out on a date.

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                                  • Jive
                                    So Fucking Banned
                                    • Jun 2002
                                    • 1449

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by pornstar2pac
                                    owning a strip clubs sounds better to me.

                                    after we open our beer store as it's being built in the old post office in North Vancouver lower lonsdale I'm looking at opening a escort/Hoeden/ in a downtown Vancouver location

                                    if your ever in North Vancouver be sure to pop into Rustygull pub
                                    there's a nice patio with a stunning view of the water front and city good food we have bands hope you come by sometime?
                                    were one block up from the ferrie terminals enjoy..

                                    we have the hoes now but we need a long term place for them.

                                    *aka madam Jives*

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                                    • Joesho
                                      want to get in shape
                                      • Jan 2003
                                      • 12329

                                      #19
                                      I thought all you high roller BP4L types never had to pay for anything, doesn't the family take care of it's own?
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                                      • KRL
                                        Entrepreneur
                                        • Oct 2002
                                        • 31429

                                        #20
                                        First off, get to know and make friends with the owners of the clubs in your area. That makes a huge difference on how you're treated by the staff and dancers.

                                        Second, the first time you go in take care of the valet, the doorman, the cashier, the bartender and the cocktail waitress, and make sure they all know you're in the adult biz too.

                                        The word will travel fast you're someone important and they won't try to zap you and you'll get your money's worth.

                                        Then take extra good care of the dancer you like the first time you're with her and treat her with respect. I always like to tip big the first time and it comes back ten fold. If its $30 hand her a $50 and tell her to keep the change.

                                        Once she sees you're not a cheapo and have money, you'll get treated like a king everytime you go in and they'll go the extra mile to put a smile on your face.
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                                        • EviLGuY
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                                          • Apr 2003
                                          • 12745

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by zzgundamnzz
                                          Wrong it gets you a bad case of Blue Balls
                                          I haven't had serious blue balls since high school.

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                                          • Joesho
                                            want to get in shape
                                            • Jan 2003
                                            • 12329

                                            #22
                                            Tootsies, in Hollywood FLA

                                            or the bars in Arizona are the best if you ask me..
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                                            • Illicit
                                              wtf ?
                                              • Dec 2003
                                              • 11895

                                              #23
                                              went to one last night, spent way more than $60, got nothing of course... but it was a fun night anyway
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                                              • baddog
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                                                • Apr 2001
                                                • 107089

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Joesho
                                                Tootsies, in Hollywood FLA

                                                or the bars in Arizona are the best if you ask me..
                                                last time I went to a strip club in AZ they had to wear pasties

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                                                • Rictor
                                                  Old Timer
                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                  • 12208

                                                  #25
                                                  If I was close enough to Mexico to get $10 blowjobs I probably wouldn't have ever date or gotten married. It would have been so much cheaper.

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                                                  • Jive
                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                    • Jun 2002
                                                    • 1449

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by KRL
                                                    First off, get to know and make friends with the owners of the clubs in your area. That makes a huge difference on how you're treated by the staff and dancers.

                                                    Second, the first time you go in take care of the valet, the doorman, the cashier, the bartender and the cocktail waitress, and make sure they all know you're in the adult biz too.

                                                    The word will travel fast you're someone important and they won't try to zap you and you'll get your money's worth.

                                                    Then take extra good care of the dancer you like the first time you're with her and treat her with respect. I always like to tip big the first time and it comes back ten fold. If its $30 hand her a $50 and tell her to keep the change.

                                                    Once she sees you're not a cheapo and have money, you'll get treated like a king everytime you go in and they'll go the extra mile to put a smile on your face.

                                                    Your right! next time your in my club look for me and tip me or my manager/staff/you'll get further ahead with me if i'm around?.. and you'll recieve my respect

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                                                    • AdultNex
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Feb 2003
                                                      • 8985

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by KRL
                                                      First off, get to know and make friends with the owners of the clubs in your area. That makes a huge difference on how you're treated by the staff and dancers.

                                                      Second, the first time you go in take care of the valet, the doorman, the cashier, the bartender and the cocktail waitress, and make sure they all know you're in the adult biz too.

                                                      The word will travel fast you're someone important and they won't try to zap you and you'll get your money's worth.

                                                      Then take extra good care of the dancer you like the first time you're with her and treat her with respect. I always like to tip big the first time and it comes back ten fold. If its $30 hand her a $50 and tell her to keep the change.

                                                      Once she sees you're not a cheapo and have money, you'll get treated like a king everytime you go in and they'll go the extra mile to put a smile on your face.
                                                      Business 101 - Good tip that will work in any industry.

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                                                      • KRL
                                                        Entrepreneur
                                                        • Oct 2002
                                                        • 31429

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Jive
                                                        Your right! next time your in my club look for me and tip me or my manager/staff/you'll get further ahead with me if i'm around?.. and you'll recieve my respect
                                                        Tip a club owner?? Never done that one before nor would I.

                                                        LOL

                                                        I'll do favors for them sure. Hook them up with deals or financing to expand.

                                                        What club do you have in Vancouver? I'm about to do some biz with some up there.
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                                                        • wonder
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                                                          • Feb 2002
                                                          • 208

                                                          #29
                                                          any one been to a decent one in rocky point?
                                                          why do i do what i do?

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                                                          • Major (Tom)
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                                                            • Nov 2003
                                                            • 32492

                                                            #30
                                                            I went to a bar with dugmor and he was giving the whores canadian dollars! Funniest thing i ever seen!
                                                            DS

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                                                            • GigaXXX
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                                                              • Apr 2004
                                                              • 872

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Thong Sniper
                                                              huh?
                                                              ^)
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                                                              • Jive
                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                • Jun 2002
                                                                • 1449

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by KRL
                                                                Tip a club owner?? Never done that one before nor would I.

                                                                LOL

                                                                I'll do favors for them sure. Hook them up with deals or financing to expand.

                                                                What club do you have in Vancouver? I'm about to do some biz with some up there.
                                                                As I stated up above earlier:

                                                                if your ever in North Vancouver be sure to pop into(RustyGullPub)
                                                                there's a nice patio with a stunning view of the water front and city, good food we have bands hope you come by sometime?
                                                                were one block up from the ferrie terminals enjoy..

                                                                we only entertain general public it a good place to have fun..
                                                                I don't mixed porn stuff with nightclub stuff but,

                                                                you just might catch me there once inawhile.. thanks for asking

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                                                                • bizmak
                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                  • Apr 2004
                                                                  • 10014

                                                                  #33
                                                                  you are damn right.. that's why i get hookers

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                                                                  • wdsguy
                                                                    Ryde or Die
                                                                    • Dec 2002
                                                                    • 19568

                                                                    #34
                                                                    heh u barely figured it out?

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                                                                    • Jive
                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                      • Jun 2002
                                                                      • 1449

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by bizmak
                                                                      you are damn right.. that's why i get hookers

                                                                      I sometimes do guests in the office.. but not hookers don't need to there's enough action in our club to play with most of the time and we don't have to pay for it..

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                                                                      • pornstar2pac
                                                                        Omaha Hi/Lo
                                                                        • Nov 2003
                                                                        • 17380

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Jive
                                                                        after we open our beer store as it's being built in the old post office in North Vancouver lower lonsdale I'm looking at opening a escort/Hoeden/ in a downtown Vancouver location

                                                                        if your ever in North Vancouver be sure to pop into Rustygull pub
                                                                        there's a nice patio with a stunning view of the water front and city good food we have bands hope you come by sometime?
                                                                        were one block up from the ferrie terminals enjoy..

                                                                        we have the hoes now but we need a long term place for them.

                                                                        *aka madam Jives*

                                                                        I'll be there in 3 hours. line up 3 of them for me please...to start
                                                                        Trump haters gonna hate. that's all they can do

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                                                                        • Jive
                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                          • Jun 2002
                                                                          • 1449

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by pornstar2pac
                                                                          I'll be there in 3 hours. line up 3 of them for me please...to start

                                                                          come anytime you wish too.. all our welcome

                                                                          well not all are, just the good webmasters not dicks or there thrown out.

                                                                          enjoy.. were one of the best pubs in North Vancouver..

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                                                                          • pornstar2pac
                                                                            Omaha Hi/Lo
                                                                            • Nov 2003
                                                                            • 17380

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Jive
                                                                            come anytime you wish too.. all our welcome

                                                                            well not all are, just the good webmasters not dicks or there thrown out.

                                                                            enjoy.. were one of the best pubs in North Vancouver..

                                                                            how's the chronic around that block?
                                                                            Trump haters gonna hate. that's all they can do

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                                                                            • Jive
                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                              • Jun 2002
                                                                              • 1449

                                                                              #39
                                                                              [QUOTE]Originally posted by pornstar2pac
                                                                              how's the chronic around that block? [/QUOT


                                                                              there's nothing to sad around and we have a recording studio with some very good bands next door cutting music..

                                                                              anyways if your ever around pop in..

                                                                              if you have any good ideas on programs to promote paste them on here.. gotta. run.. it's saturday and were busy at the club on the patio the sun is pretty happening today so are the tourists..

                                                                              have a great weekend.. all the best *JIVE*

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                                                                              • cosis
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Aug 2001
                                                                                • 5292

                                                                                #40
                                                                                strip clubs are just a good place to hang out once in awhile, if you go there to pick up a date you know your pathetic

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                                                                                • pornstar2pac
                                                                                  Omaha Hi/Lo
                                                                                  • Nov 2003
                                                                                  • 17380

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  $40 lap dances I would charge
                                                                                  Trump haters gonna hate. that's all they can do

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                                                                                  • Donnie Gangsta
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                                                                                    • Mar 2002
                                                                                    • 1104

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    when do strip clubs ever go broke? don't see how you could go wrong with one if you get good girls and treat customers well... seems like a no brainer to open one.. was really contemplating it.. not in Vegas though.. too saturated.

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                                                                                    • KRL
                                                                                      Entrepreneur
                                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                                      • 31429

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by Donnie Gangsta
                                                                                      when do strip clubs ever go broke? don't see how you could go wrong with one if you get good girls and treat customers well... seems like a no brainer to open one.. was really contemplating it.. not in Vegas though.. too saturated.
                                                                                      your bartenders and managers can rip you off. A friend of mine invested in one in the midwest and never saw a dime back.
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                                                                                      • KRL
                                                                                        Entrepreneur
                                                                                        • Oct 2002
                                                                                        • 31429

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by cosis
                                                                                        strip clubs are just a good place to hang out once in awhile, if you go there to pick up a date you know your pathetic
                                                                                        Maybe in your neck of the woods, in Florida you can find some nice girls in the high end clubs like Rachels. A lot of the girls there are Playboy level.
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                                                                                        • DreamCumTrue
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                                                                                          • Nov 2003
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by pimpporn
                                                                                          $60

                                                                                          hmmmmm

                                                                                          1/8 of kind bud....

                                                                                          OR

                                                                                          blue balls and glitter in your eyebrows?

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                                                                                          • Marcus Aurelius
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                                                                                            • Apr 2003
                                                                                            • 14809

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            I can stuff 300 cash into the thong of some strange girl and walk out with nothing in return. Or I can stuff 300 cash into my wifes thong (who is probably hotter than the club girl) and get a blowjob, some sex, and probably a fridge full of groceries to boot.


                                                                                            Strip clubs are fun, but spend your money where it will really pay off.

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                                                                                            • HeadPimp
                                                                                              Bad Mo-Fo
                                                                                              • Jul 2001
                                                                                              • 2772

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              I have always considered going to strip clubs a waste of money. If you are going to get a whore, just call one.

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                                                                                              • Donnie Gangsta
                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                • Mar 2002
                                                                                                • 1104

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by KRL
                                                                                                your bartenders and managers can rip you off. A friend of mine invested in one in the midwest and never saw a dime back.
                                                                                                in Memphis where I used to live the way it works is the girls have to do a payout to the club ($60/shift at night and $40 in the day)... the manager gets like $10-15/girl (day/night) and the bartender and MC/DJ get $5-10/girl each... when there are 50 girls working a shift this works out to be pretty ok.. plus their base salary..

                                                                                                I think take care of your staff but be strict at the same time and this problem would be eliminated somewhat..

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                                                                                                • escorpio
                                                                                                  doesn't fuck around.
                                                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                                                  • 23486

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Jive
                                                                                                  Yes, i'm down in Mex 2 times a year not just for the women..

                                                                                                  there strip clubs one I visit witch isn't for tourists just out side of mazatlan is called "dragon to fat" pronouced 'dracontofat' as they say. you have there best cleanest babes and blowjobs for around $10 bucks and they actually live there it looks like a hotel.. sure there are some sailors there once in awhile..

                                                                                                  if your ever there ask your cabbie to take you there but don;'t stay there to late in the evenings or you'll come outta there broke.. but it's a blast and unforgetting
                                                                                                  I know the place, I ain't no tourist. It's called "El Dragon Rojo" (The Red Dragon) and it's across the street from "Dos Gordos" (Two Fat Guys). There is a private house in the Distrito Central called "Chayo" that you should have the cabby take you. Not sure of the exact but it's just of Zaragoza.
                                                                                                  Unvaxxed, still alive.

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                                                                                                  • AMADude
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                                                                                                    • Apr 2004
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Not true. You can get a lap dance in Vegas and the girl will make you cum. lol
                                                                                                    Depends what club you go to.

                                                                                                    You can get off for $20.
                                                                                                    No sig, just here to fuck around.

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