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TondaB · 04-01-2004, 03:53 PM

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THE ROBIN WILLIAMS PEACE PLAN

This may very well be the best thought out item we have read since 9/11/01.
Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan ... what we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message:

I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan.

1. The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past &present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega, Milosovich and the rest of those good ol' boys: We will never "interfere" again.

2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in the fence.

3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would welcome them.

4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" (for "deport") and it's back home baby.

6. The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them is stolen or given to the Army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The language we speak is ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE...

Now, ain't that a winner of a plan.
The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, "You want a piece of me?"

Roger · 04-01-2004, 03:56 PM

Yeah sure, a great plan for the US to go from super-power status to 3rd world country status

Jdoughs · 04-01-2004, 03:58 PM

All good except this would never happen

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7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

brand0n · 04-01-2004, 04:00 PM

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Originally posted by Roger
Yeah sure, a great plan for the US to go from super-power status to 3rd world country status

how so?

Loryn · 04-01-2004, 04:01 PM

I love it!!!!!! I give it

Roger · 04-01-2004, 04:04 PM

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Originally posted by brand0n
how so?

A country isolated from the rest of the world is gonna face problems. The US needs to import plenty of things.

Loryn · 04-01-2004, 04:07 PM

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Originally posted by Roger

A country isolated from the rest of the world is gonna face problems. The US needs to import plenty of things.

I don't think he said anything about cutting off trades.

goBigtime · 04-01-2004, 04:11 PM

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Originally posted by TondaB

2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in the fence.

I wonder if Robin Williams realizes he just said that we should bail on Israel?

Roger · 04-01-2004, 04:13 PM

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Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com
I don't think he said anything about cutting off trades.

Well, look go ahead and try it. You obviously don't need illegal mexicans (yeah right) or any of the other stuff.

If the plan is so good what do you have to loose? Go ahead and do it.

DR_PHIL · 04-01-2004, 05:15 PM

troops in foreign countries, war on drugs = US way to get into other countries books. Keep your enemys close.

mardigras · 04-01-2004, 05:20 PM

Not authored by Robin Williams

http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors...speaceplan.htm

http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/williams.asp

Loryn · 04-01-2004, 05:23 PM

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Originally posted by Roger

Well, look go ahead and try it. You obviously don't need illegal mexicans (yeah right) or any of the other stuff.

If the plan is so good what do you have to loose? Go ahead and do it.

God damn man do you ever laugh in you life at anything? It's fucking funny and he is making a point to the people that are ALWAYS complaining about how much we suck.

Try and enjoy laughing at things in this world you only get one life.

Loryn · 04-01-2004, 05:25 PM

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Originally posted by goBigtime

I wonder if Robin Williams realizes he just said that we should bail on Israel?

I am sure he does. We bail Israel drops nukes!! Enough said!!!

kimzar · 04-01-2004, 05:27 PM

interesting perspective, wouldnt work but interesting

Loryn · 04-01-2004, 05:30 PM

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Originally posted by kimzar
interesting perspective, wouldnt work but interesting

Exactly it's a joke. Poking fun at all the haters who say we do nothing. I just don't understand some people today. They don't find humor in anything political. Maybe they should watch Tough Crowd so they can learn to laugh at it.

slackologist · 04-01-2004, 05:35 PM

isolationist policy. economy goes to crap in about 5 years. mass unemployment and revolution following unless combined with nationalistic expansionism and world domination by force, it wouldn't fly for long.

funny joke though :-)

Roger · 04-01-2004, 06:08 PM

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Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com
God damn man do you ever laugh in you life at anything? It's fucking funny and he is making a point to the people that are ALWAYS complaining about how much we suck.

I only see hate in it for everything that isn't American.
Who's always complaining? Is Bush the whole US now? All of a sudden the US can do no wrong because he's in office? Yet I don't see any mention of his achievements in this list.

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Try and enjoy laughing at things in this world you only get one life.

Oh I do, it's just kinda hard to laugh at stuff like that.
If you think it's funny, it's okay but you can't expect me to laugh at anything that has to do with the war.

slackologist · 04-01-2004, 06:20 PM

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Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com

Exactly it's a joke. Poking fun at all the haters who say we do nothing. I just don't understand some people today. They don't find humor in anything political. Maybe they should watch Tough Crowd so they can learn to laugh at it.

Some people don't find war a 'funny' subject or something to be joked about. Maybe people that do should pick up a gun and head to the front line.

Joe Citizen · 04-01-2004, 06:25 PM

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Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com

Exactly it's a joke. Poking fun at all the haters who say we do nothing. I just don't understand some people today. They don't find humor in anything political. Maybe they should watch Tough Crowd so they can learn to laugh at it.

I wonder how hard you'd be laughing if the bombs were dropping on your house and it was your family, friends and neighbours that were dying.

War is many things, but funny is not one of them.

Mr Pheer · 04-01-2004, 06:29 PM

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Originally posted by slackologist

Some people don't find war a 'funny' subject or something to be joked about. Maybe people that do should pick up a gun and head to the front line.

been there, done that

and I thought it was funny

slackologist · 04-01-2004, 06:32 PM

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Originally posted by MrPheer

been there, done that

and I thought it was funny

when your buddy pissed his pants? or you blew a few people's heads off?

webmaster x · 04-01-2004, 10:21 PM

It's about time, someone came up with plan that has sense.

psyko514 · 04-01-2004, 10:25 PM

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Originally posted by mardigras
Not authored by Robin Williams

http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors...speaceplan.htm

http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/williams.asp

still pretty funny though

The Heron · 04-01-2004, 11:14 PM

I like my plan best, give everyone a gun. A wise man said once "an armed society is a polite society" and if someone fucks with us... well they die. This would also apply worldwide if the rest of the world gets a brain.

Joe Citizen · 04-01-2004, 11:26 PM

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Originally posted by The Heron
A wise man said once "an armed society is a polite society"

He can't be that wise. I wouldn't say America is more polite than most Western countries.

We aren't armed here at all in Australia but we still manage to be polite.

Mr. Marks · 04-02-2004, 01:09 AM

Now, that's what we call a plan!

Rich · 04-02-2004, 01:58 AM

I would be seriously surprised if Robin Williams was ignorant enough to write that.

Pornopat · 04-02-2004, 02:07 AM

He might well be the next president.

Pleasurepays · 04-02-2004, 02:09 AM

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Originally posted by goBigtime

I wonder if Robin Williams realizes he just said that we should bail on Israel?

how many US troops are in Isreal?

stev0 · 04-02-2004, 02:12 AM

Could build a great wall and call ourselves China too.

stev0 · 04-02-2004, 02:13 AM

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Originally posted by Pleasurepays

how many US troops are in Isreal?

Too many.

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