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graphicsbytia · 03-31-2004, 08:16 AM

I've been in sales for the last 30+ years, I've sold vacuum cleaners, furniture, antiques, kitchen design, flooring, antiques, and a few other things.

What kind of things have you all sold in other jobs?

Corleone · 03-31-2004, 08:16 AM

burgers at mcdonalds

for 3 months

Frank The Tank · 03-31-2004, 08:17 AM

Potatoes , household items , raffle cards , computers , my granny , telephones ,cell phones

okny · 03-31-2004, 08:18 AM

The only thing i did as far as selling before this was stocks.

born4porn · 03-31-2004, 08:19 AM

everything I sold led me to porn!

peteinoz · 03-31-2004, 08:26 AM

when I was in school i grabbed a bunch of leaves and put it in a bag and sold it to him for $30.00

polish_aristocrat · 03-31-2004, 08:28 AM

Why do you assume that everyone here had been actually seling something?
Maybe some people worked as teachers or scientists before they online porn career.

stephanie m. · 03-31-2004, 08:29 AM

Food, at sonic when I was in high school

TheGoldenChild · 03-31-2004, 08:42 AM

Men's clothes
Cell Phones ( back in the day of the the 3 watt Uniden's with the huge battery packs)
pictures door to door
Pay Phones
sex toys
penis enlargement pills
security systems
aluminum siding
vinyl replacement windows
records/ music
radio ads
various paysite programs
Nu Skin (MLM)
Dri Wash (MLM)
long distance and Local service for at&t
hosting
cleaning supplies and urinal mints....
phone systems LAN/ WAN
As a headhunter I sold people all day... for a month :-))

but most importantly I sell myself everyday,.......

Mike-BP · 03-31-2004, 08:44 AM

only sold porn

shogun3k · 03-31-2004, 08:49 AM

porn > vacuum cleaners!

Corleone · 03-31-2004, 08:51 AM

I went from standin on the corner sellin cocaine
To building sites all the day and let the checkwriters writing my name
To be precise making cash is the light of my life
You frontin like you trife but never made a sale in your life

LauraLee · 03-31-2004, 08:52 AM

my soul

graphicsbytia · 03-31-2004, 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
Why do you assume that everyone here had been actually seling something?
Maybe some people worked as teachers or scientists before they online porn career.

I wasn't assuming everyone had sold something, but as you can see, a lot of people in this business are former salesmen.. being interested in selling is definitely a plus in porn

graphicsbytia · 03-31-2004, 08:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
Why do you assume that everyone here had been actually seling something?
Maybe some people worked as teachers or scientists before they online porn career.

what line of work are/were you in polish_aristocrat?

Corleone · 03-31-2004, 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
Why do you assume that everyone here had been actually seling something?
Maybe some people worked as teachers or scientists before they online porn career.

then you sold "knowledge"

netstarz · 03-31-2004, 09:07 AM

Religious Books
Log Houses
Lumber
Now Porn

Porn is by FAR the most honest of business I have been involved in. lol With religious books being the most crooked.

Raf1 · 03-31-2004, 09:29 AM

Only porn

myjah · 03-31-2004, 09:30 AM

I've sold timeshares, postage machines, shoes, womens clothing

High Quality · 03-31-2004, 09:31 AM

Porn is the only thing I've pushed.

Ross · 03-31-2004, 09:32 AM

I sold mobile fones when I was 16 years old and I was the third top salesperson in the company. I only worked part time as I was still at school. Says a lot for the full time workers doesn't it!

Evelyn · 03-31-2004, 09:34 AM

I sold my liver and bought a whiskey barrel to replace it!
Works pretty good too. Holds 14 times as much alcohol and my metabolism doesn't have to work as hard!

graphicsbytia · 03-31-2004, 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Evelyn
I sold my liver and bought a whiskey barrel to replace it!
Works pretty good too. Holds 14 times as much alcohol and my metabolism doesn't have to work as hard!

hmm.. I tried to find that funny.. but being recovered myself, I just couldn't.. been there, done that ;)

Evelyn · 03-31-2004, 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by graphicsbytia

hmm.. I tried to find that funny.. but being recovered myself, I just couldn't.. been there, done that ;)

It's not funny. Alcoholism is a nasty disease that is killing me and my father(currently comatose in the intensive care unit).

Sarcasm, sardonism, pessimism....these are my ways of handling the situations. It was only meant as uneasy humour...I'm sorry if I offended you or anyone struggling with this disease. In all honesty, it is not something to be taken lightly.

MaDalton · 03-31-2004, 09:53 AM

dentist equipment

SykkBoy · 03-31-2004, 09:55 AM

"party supplies"
ad specs
vitamins
oil/gas leases
sports services/picks
wireless cable licenses
computers
food (was a chef for years)
ice sculptures
halloween masks (when I was a kid, I created and sold my own halloween masks)
a book myself and a couple friends wrote about cheap special effects for haunted houses (sold it through classified ads in the back of the Enquirer, Fangoria magazine and horror/sci-fi trade shows)
newspaper subscriptions

amongst many other items

Lucy · 03-31-2004, 10:00 AM

I usted to work in a company with furniture, so I sold a lots of furniture and some cars also.

Chris E · 03-31-2004, 10:00 AM

My soul.

badmunchkin · 03-31-2004, 10:12 AM

In a past life I sold vacation cruise packages, medical supplies, investment software, magazines, rebate books, fundraising for the police & firefighters & set appointments for pest control, water purification & funeral home sales.

Damn, I haven't thought about that shit in a while. Man, that's depressing.

raceman · 03-31-2004, 10:16 AM

Ive sold everything, if its not bolted down in my place I'll sell it.

I'll even sell you lot if i get a bidder

graphicsbytia · 03-31-2004, 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Evelyn

It's not funny. Alcoholism is a nasty disease that is killing me and my father(currently comatose in the intensive care unit).

Sarcasm, sardonism, pessimism....these are my ways of handling the situations. It was only meant as uneasy humour...I'm sorry if I offended you or anyone struggling with this disease. In all honesty, it is not something to be taken lightly.

oh hon.. I wasn't offended in the least bit!.. I was just picking up on what you were saying, and feeling sorry for you, because I know how hard it is. Sometimes I think if people bring something up like that, it means they want to talk about it.. I know I did, and talking about it is what helped me stop

graphicsbytia · 03-31-2004, 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by raceman
Ive sold everything, if its not bolted down in my place I'll sell it.

I'll even sell you lot if i get a bidder

I've thought about getting a bumper sticker before that says, "everything I own is for sale"

modelgigtalent · 03-31-2004, 11:25 AM

I owned a baseball card shop and also a video store before.

pornkitten · 03-31-2004, 11:26 AM

Ive sold my soul and my nude pictures which is why I think we will do well

EZRhino · 03-31-2004, 11:42 AM

office supplies
toys
computers
cell phones
souls
porno
and
UPS batteries

Cyborg 2.0 · 03-31-2004, 11:43 AM

i sold ice cream when i was little

iFliPcEss · 03-31-2004, 11:46 AM

i sold designers, developers, webmasters...

swedguy · 03-31-2004, 11:47 AM

The worst thing I have sold in my whole life was...

..frozen meat from the back of a van

I was waiting for my visa and was not able to work. No money left so I had to find something to do. Down in San Jose, CA there was this guy that had 5-6 vans with a big freezer in the back. It was just to drive around in the suburbs and sell meat to people.
Fucking worst thing I have ever done

graphicsbytia · 03-31-2004, 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by swedguy
The worst thing I have sold in my whole life was...

..frozen meat from the back of a van

I was waiting for my visa and was not able to work. No money left so I had to find something to do. Down in San Jose, CA there was this guy that had 5-6 vans with a big freezer in the back. It was just to drive around in the suburbs and sell meat to people.
Fucking worst thing I have ever done

I admire your resourcefulness.. some people would just sit and cry about it.. you didn't do that.. wtg ;)

Screaming · 03-31-2004, 01:03 PM

not a sales man, wish i was but i cant do it

mindoza · 03-31-2004, 01:10 PM

Nickel, Copper and other non ferrous metals

chemicals(metal salts)

T-Shirts on the boardwalk

Frozen Pizzas(on behalf of a new charity everyweek) I was a kid
and it was good money)

PrivateIvy · 03-31-2004, 01:15 PM

Sunrooms when I was the Office Mgr. for a remodeling company and worked their Tradeshows
Mary Kay Cosmetics( and yea, I won a car)
Clinique and Estee Lauder
Tons more with all the modeling promo jobs I've had
And nowadays....sell the Fantasy to the surfers....my site and about 12 others

Oh! and ALL KINDS of shit on Ebay :-)
Ivy

graphicsbytia · 03-31-2004, 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PrivateIvy
Sunrooms when I was the Office Mgr. for a remodeling company and worked their Tradeshows
Mary Kay Cosmetics( and yea, I won a car)
Clinique and Estee Lauder
Tons more with all the modeling promo jobs I've had
And nowadays....sell the Fantasy to the surfers....my site and about 12 others

Oh! and ALL KINDS of shit on Ebay :-)
Ivy

hey that reminds me.. do you still want that onyx ring?

Mr Pheer · 03-31-2004, 06:25 PM

thousands of porn memberships

Ic3m4nZ · 03-31-2004, 06:34 PM

I sold short ICQ numbers thank god I'm rich now.

graphicsbytia · 04-01-2004, 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ic3m4nZ
I sold short ICQ numbers thank god I'm rich now.

you still sell them?

reynold · 04-01-2004, 06:47 PM

My sister had sold her cellphone to buy a new one.

webmaster x · 04-01-2004, 11:32 PM

When I was a little kid, I sold our little puppy
just to buy 1 box of mallow.

04-01-2004, 11:33 PM

when I was 11-15 years old, I had a "warez cd" business
4-5 sales a day, banking 50-75$ a day at that age = PIMPPP!!!

The Heron · 04-01-2004, 11:38 PM

I sold my soul, pretty sure that's been my biggest sale so far...

Sold bubblegum "cigarettes" back in grade school, that's probably the funniest.

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