Fucking around on ICQ

I was bored, some Russian messaged me, I fucked around for awhile, KeithMoon is me. Here's the log.

Tom DeLonge [10:46 PM]:
Hi
KeithMoon [11:15 PM]:
hi
Tom DeLonge [12:23 AM]:
Hi
KeithMoon [12:23 AM]:
hi
Tom DeLonge [12:24 AM]:
How are you?
KeithMoon [12:24 AM]:
not bad, you?
Tom DeLonge [12:24 AM]:
Fine
Tom DeLonge [12:25 AM]:
Why did you not sleep?
KeithMoon [12:26 AM]:
iam a speed addict
KeithMoon [12:26 AM]:
i sleep once every 11 days
KeithMoon [12:26 AM]:
you?
Tom DeLonge [12:27 AM]:
I'm not from USA. I'm from Russia. We have 4:32 PM
KeithMoon [12:27 AM]:
ah
Tom DeLonge [12:29 AM]:
Where do you live?
KeithMoon [12:29 AM]:
hawaii
KeithMoon [12:30 AM]:
although i spent 2 months in space last year, does that count?
Tom DeLonge [12:30 AM]:
:-D
Tom DeLonge [12:31 AM]:
*THUMBS UP*
Tom DeLonge [12:31 AM]:
?? ??? ???? ?????
KeithMoon [12:31 AM]:
i defecated my space suit one day on purpose, jsut to see what it was like
Tom DeLonge [12:32 AM]:
and............
KeithMoon [12:32 AM]:
it just kinda floated around
Tom DeLonge [12:32 AM]:
;-)
KeithMoon [12:32 AM]:
i got worms
Tom DeLonge [12:33 AM]:
What language are you speak?????????
Tom DeLonge [12:33 AM]:
Bye
KeithMoon [12:34 AM]:
i speak russian, english, swedish, swahili, german, american, mexican, france, canada and floridian, what about you?
Tom DeLonge [12:36 AM]:
I speak russian, english, german, french, swedish, chinese, japanese, italian, spanish and others
KeithMoon [12:36 AM]:
ah, du talar svenska?
Tom DeLonge [12:37 AM]:
Poshel na huj
Tom DeLonge [12:38 AM]:
ty ponyal ?
Tom DeLonge [12:38 AM]:
loh suka tupoj
Tom DeLonge [12:39 AM]:
It's Russian
Tom DeLonge [12:40 AM]:
Bye LOH
KeithMoon [12:40 AM]:
svenska
KeithMoon [12:40 AM]:
jag knulla svensk ost :D
Tom DeLonge [12:41 AM]:
russkij
KeithMoon [12:41 AM]:
svenska
Tom DeLonge [12:41 AM]:
idi na huj
Tom DeLonge [12:41 AM]:
russkij
KeithMoon [12:41 AM]:
jibba jabba jocky
Tom DeLonge [12:41 AM]:
russkij
Tom DeLonge [12:41 AM]:
german
KeithMoon [12:42 AM]:
hmm
Tom DeLonge [12:42 AM]:
Japanese
KeithMoon [12:42 AM]:
Gib zu mir
Etwas Fußbodenbelag
Unter diesen
Fetten fließenden Sofa
KeithMoon [12:43 AM]:
Ich bin der Autor aller Felgen
Und Damast Paspeln
Ich bin der Chrome Dinette
Ich bin der Chrome Dinette
Ich bin Eier aller Arten
Tom DeLonge [12:43 AM]:
Shut the fuck up
KeithMoon [12:43 AM]:
Beklecker nicht
Beklecker nicht
Beklecker nicht
Beklecker nicht
Mein Sofa!
Tom DeLonge [12:43 AM]:
It's all that you know
KeithMoon [12:43 AM]:
absoloutely
KeithMoon [12:43 AM]:
is that all you know mister bilingual?
Tom DeLonge [12:44 AM]:
fuck you swein you ass you down!
Tom DeLonge [12:44 AM]:
Do you know Russian
KeithMoon [12:44 AM]:
fuck you 1000 percent
KeithMoon [12:45 AM]:
you stupid banana head
Tom DeLonge [12:45 AM]:
fuck you 1000 percent TOO
KeithMoon [12:45 AM]:
fuck you 1000 percent times 10
Tom DeLonge [12:45 AM]:
fuck you 1000 percent times 1000000000000000000000000000000000 millions
KeithMoon [12:45 AM]:
fuck you infinity
KeithMoon [12:46 AM]:
theres no number bigger than infinity santa claus
Tom DeLonge [12:46 AM]:
suck my ass
Tom DeLonge [12:46 AM]:
urod
KeithMoon [12:46 AM]:
you are a dirty old man
Tom DeLonge [12:47 AM]:
no!!!
KeithMoon [12:47 AM]:
youre a dirty old woman then
KeithMoon [12:47 AM]:
iam going to call you goatse from now on, ok goatse?
Tom DeLonge [12:48 AM]:
Do you like to listen punk rock little stupid man
Tom DeLonge [12:48 AM]:
ok
KeithMoon [12:49 AM]:
yeah goatse, punk is awesome
espescially that new punk song by wham, wake me up before you go go
Tom DeLonge [12:49 AM]:
CAll me stupid girl
KeithMoon [12:49 AM]:
shutup goatse
Tom DeLonge [12:49 AM]:
nO!!!!!!!!
KeithMoon [12:49 AM]:
this town aint big enough for the both of us
KeithMoon [12:50 AM]:
i had sex with a 77 year old woman in the bathroom of a fishing boat last week
Tom DeLonge [12:50 AM]:
:-!
Tom DeLonge [12:50 AM]:
:-D
KeithMoon [12:52 AM]:
yeah
Tom DeLonge [12:52 AM]:
DO YOU know BLINK 182 ???????????????????????????????????????
Tom DeLonge [12:52 AM]:
urod
KeithMoon [12:52 AM]:
yeah, they were at my house earlier today
KeithMoon [12:52 AM]:
nice young men those blink 182
Tom DeLonge [12:53 AM]:
you talk nonsense
KeithMoon [12:53 AM]:
you do
Tom DeLonge [12:53 AM]:
I do
KeithMoon [12:54 AM]:
you talk like a man with a paper ass
Tom DeLonge [12:54 AM]:
It's your ass
KeithMoon [12:54 AM]:
its your ass pumpkin pie face
KeithMoon [12:55 AM]:
shit, someone just threw a brick through my atrium
Tom DeLonge [12:55 AM]:
************************************ ***** ******* **** ********
KeithMoon [12:55 AM]:
i just threw a spatula at the ring leader of the brick throwing gang of youths
KeithMoon [12:56 AM]:
i gotta go, things are getting crazy over here
KeithMoon [12:56 AM]:
talk to you later goatse
Tom DeLonge [12:56 AM]:
uu
KeithMoon [12:56 AM]:
dont goatse yourself
Tom DeLonge [12:57 AM]:
If you don't girl talk to me NOWWWWWWWWWWWW
KeithMoon [12:57 AM]:
fuck off gatorade brain
Tom DeLonge [12:58 AM]:
??????????????????????????
KeithMoon [12:58 AM]:
russian is for russians