doesn't happen where I live - you need to find a better neighborhood

200 channels and still nothing worth watching?

i live in a nice gated community... but cant stop the damn kids driving by

lots pisses me off - noone's guessed it yet

when the ketchup just wont fuckin come out of the bottle?

that does piss me off, but not more than anything else

when a new 2 litre bottle of coke, dr pepper, pepsi whatever goes flat?

tap it on the bottom on a slight angle and it'll come.

Sig whores and wannabee sig whores (only post a smiley every now and then to get a higher post count)

600 channels here

and yep - that happens OFTEN and it DOES piss me off.

they piss me off

Somebody forgot to fill up the ice tray in the freezer?

when the dog decides it needs to go outside in the middle of the night, or early in the morning?

i buy cans to avoid that - always fresh

I love Southwest, cheap and the workers are super friendly :thumbsup

someone ate all the good chips and just left the small broken ones in the bag?

sig market is dead now- sig whores will disappear and have started to disappear

when toilet seat isnt down?

my fridge does it automaticlaly - there's a water and ice dispenser in the door - maybe you should buy a better fridge

oh oh i got it

when the fuckin propane tank runs empty right in the middle of cooking the perfect steaks

Black people?

i usually leave it up

skufty's got dog door to a safe fensed in area - he can go out anytime he wants without bugging me.

when you get out of bed, and step on the condom you used last night?

it's usually me that leaves the crumbs

Just for your knowledge...every asshole in the USA does that...its far from original and far from funny..

We usually take those numbers home with us for some 4 AM wake up calls

i keep a spare full and ready just in case - 10 second fix.

i don't know a lot of black people but the ones I do know are smart, sucessful and great people that I'm proud to call friends. I'm sure there's some bad black people out there though - I just havn't met them yet.

i don't use condoms anymore

is it SPAM?

or maybe people who have bigger bank accounts than you? if not, how about if they are younger than you and not only have more money but also have perfect health ;)

when you eat one of those little red peppers thats always hidden in the chinese food?

Stepping on cat puke

I am not talking about traffic sellers, btw. I meant adult in general.

And if you don't think it impacts you, it may not now, but it will in the long run.

that would piss me off real good

1. spam - i can deal with it, i don't like it though.

2. bigger bank accounts- there will always be someone with a bigger bank acohahahaha - no big deal.

3. younger healthier and richer - i'm usually happy for other people's sucess.

Just for your knowledge.. people like you who if you called me at 4am, I would do research on your company, rack up some american express points fly to your house to take a baseball bat or golf club to ya... And you're obviously a prick if you'd do something like call someone at 4am.. Get a fucking life.. and a new career..

bush supporters?

nerver had that happen

i have a dog - no cat

Hmm, I give up but if I list of some of my pet hates maybe one of them is that:

1) Paper cuts
2) Line dancing & more specifically line dancers
3) Women taking their time at ATM machines (particularly when they read the printout when others are waiting)
4) Self assembly furniture
5) Getting a football in the face or nuts
6) The doctors waiting room
7) Dialup internet when you are used to broadband
8) Impersonators who dont come out of character when being interviewed on telly. (fuckers)
9) Pimply 18 year olds in their souped up piece of shit cars with stereos you can hear from half a mile away
10) Airports

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