'So you want them mounted?' asked the taxidermist. To which she replied ; 'No. Holding hands will do just fine.' 
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'So you want them mounted?' asked the taxidermist. To which she replied ; 'No. Holding hands will do just fine.'
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Michigan Crazy Law
You may not swear in front of women and children in the state of Michigan.
It is legal for a robber to file a law suit, if he or she got hurt in your house.
A woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission.
Any person over the age of 12 may have a license for a handgun as long as he/she has not been convicted of a felony.
There is a 10 cent bounty for each rat's head brought into a town office.
Clawson
There is a law that makes it legal for a farmer to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens.
Detroit
Alligators may not be tied to fire hydrants.
It is illegal to let your pig run free in Detroit unless it has a ring in its nose. According to history and animal husbandry, it prevents them from "rooting" in the ground for their food.
Willfully destroying your old radio is prohibited.
It is illegal for a man to scowl at his wife on Sunday.
Grand Haven
No person shall throw an abandoned hoop skirt into any street or on any sidewalk, under penalty of a five- dollar fine for each offense.
Harper Woods
It is illegal to paint sparrows to sell them as parakeets.
Kalamazoo
It is against the law to serenade your girlfriend.
Rochester
All bathing suits must have been inspected by the head of police.
Soo
Smoking while in bed is illegal.
Wayland
Anyone can keep their cow on Main Street downtown at a cost of 3 cents per day.My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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Minnesota Crazy Law
Citizens may not enter Wisconsin with a chicken on their head.
All bathtubs must have feet.
A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head.
All men driving motorcycles must wear shirts.
It is illegal to sleep naked.
Hibbing
It shall be the duty of any policeman or any other officer to enforce the provisions of this Section, and if any cat is found running at large, or which is found in any street, alley or public place, it shall be the duty of any policeman or other officer of the city to kill such cat.
Minneapolis
Red cars can not drive down Lake Street
St. Cloud
Hamburgers may not be eaten on Sundays.
Virginia
You're not allowed to park your elephant on Main Street.My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!Comment
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Because it would look silly with six inches. 
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Mississippi Crazy Law
Vagrancy is punishable by either 30 days in prison or a $201 fine. -Sec. 97-35-37
Cattle rustling is punishable by hanging.
Horses are not to be housed within 50 feet of any road.
Columbus
The fine for waving a gun in public is higher than actually shooting it.
Oxford
Motor vehicles on the square are prohibited.
It is illegal to drive around the town square more than 100 times in a single session.
Horn honking is not permitted as it might scare horses.
One may not spit on the sidewalks on the square.
Tylertown
It is unlawful to shave in the center of main street.My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!Comment
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Missouri Crazy Law
It is not illegal to speed. (Repealed)
Buckner
In this small town of only 4,000, yard waste may be burned any day except Sunday.
Excelsior Springs
Worrying squirrels is not tolerated.
Hard objects may not be thrown by hand.
Kansas City
Installation of bathtubs with four legs resembling animal paws is prohibited.
Minors are not allowed to purchase cap pistols, however they may buy shotguns freely.
Marceline
Minors can buy rolling paper and tobacco but not lighters.
Marquette
It is illegal for more than four unrelated persons to occupy the same dwelling (The Brothel Law).
Mole
Frightening a baby is in violation of the law.
Natchez
It shall be unlawful to provide beer or other intoxicants to elephants.
Purdy
Dancing is strictly prohibited.
St. Louis
It's illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket. This law refers back to the extinct Italian celebration, Hill Day, when beer was served in buckets.
A milk man may not run while on duty.
University City
Four women may not rent an apartment together.My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!Comment
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Fitness chicks are best
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but sure looks better on a woman. 
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are the longest thred still winning a dvd player or whatever? =)Comment
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Montana Crazy Law
It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone.
It is a felony for a wife to open her husband's mail.
Seven or more indians are considered a raiding or war party and it is legal to shoot them. (Repealed)
It is a misdemeanor to show movies that depict acts of felonious crime.
In Montana, it is illegal for married women to go fishing alone on Sundays, and illegal for unmarried women to fish alone at all.
Excelsior Springs
Balls may not be thrown within the city limits.
Helena
No item may be thrown across a street.
Salisbury
Pop bottles are not to be thrown on the ground.
Whitehall
It is illegal to operate a vehicle with ice picks attached to the wheels.My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!Comment
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so whenz this gonna end?hahahahahahahahaha
once upon a time i had something to put here!!!!Comment
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Nebraska Crazy Law
It is illegal for a mother to give her daughter a perm without a state license.
It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.
It is Illegal to go whale fishing.
If a child burps during church, his parent may be arrested.
Lehigh
Doughnut holes may not be sold
Omaha
A man is not allowed to run around with a shaved chest.
Sneezing or burping is illegal during a church service.
Waterloo
Barbers are forbidden from eating onions between 7 A.M. and 7 P.M.My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!Comment
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Darling.
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Nevada Crazy Law
It's still "legal" to hang someone for shooting your dog on your property.
It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway.
Clark County
An ordinance makes bringing a concealable fire arm into the county illegal unless it is registered with the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department. In order to register a handgun, however, it must be brought in to the police station. Furthermore, you may not register a gun on the weekends, but the police may prosecute you at that time.
Elko
Everyone walking the streets is required to wear a mask.
Eureka
Men who wear moustaches are forbidden from kissing women.
Nyala
A man is forbidden from buying drinks for more than three people other than himself at any one period during the day.My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!Comment
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Why do women get periods? 
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