The Last Person to ever post is this Thread wins $250 (paypal)

[Digibucks]

did i win? paypal [email protected]

Thanks

[Smokey The ßear]

What's brown and sticky?

[Smokey The ßear]

A stick.

[ClamSmacker]

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning

[Digibucks]

sorry did you get my paypal address right its [email protected]

[Smokey The ßear]

What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?

[ClamSmacker]

I like every bone in your body especially mine.

[Smokey The ßear]

If a rotwieler starts humping your leg you let it finish.

[stembolt]

hahaha

neva won owt

[Nanda]

Smokey, are u suing a bot, or u haven't slept???

[Smokey The ßear]

I'd cross the hottest desert

[ClamSmacker]

Will you be my love buffet so I can lay you out on a table and take anything I want?

[Nanda]

Well I finally got an answering machine. Now how does this thing work? Hmmm. Press record button, I did that, and the light should be on. I wonder why it's not working right. Hmmmm, I wonder what this button does...

[Smokey The ßear]

You must have come from the shallow end of the gene pool.

[Nanda]

You know what I hate about answering machine messages? They go on and on, wasting your time. I mean, all they really need to say is, "We aren't in, leave a message." That's why I've decided to keep mine simple and short. I pledge to you, my caller, that you will never have to suffer through another long answering machine message when you call me...