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[Smokey The ßear]

There were four 80 year old men playing golf. One complained the hills were to high. The second complained the bunkers were too deep. The third said the holes were too wide. The fourth one said 'Shut up! At least we're still on the right side of the grass!'

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[Smokey The ßear]

A man took his wife to the doctors. After a short examination the doctor said 'Your wife's mind has completely gone!'. To which the man replied 'I'm not surprised. She's been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!'

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The graduate with a science degree asks 'Why does it work?'

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The graduate with an engenieering degree asks 'How does it do that?'

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The graduate with the Arts degree asks 'Do you want fries with that?'

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'Was your wife a virgin when you married?'

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What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito when it hits your windscreen?

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It's ass.

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A face can say many things. Especially the mouth part.

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A stick.

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If a rotwieler starts humping your leg you let it finish.

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I'd cross the hottest desert

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It was so cold

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the town flasher ran up and described himself.

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What do you get if you cross an Irish man with a Gernan?

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A man who's too drunk to follow orders.

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one hardly used.

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How do you tell an old man?

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It isn't hard.

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An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died

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so she took them to the taxodermist

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'So you want them mounted?' asked the taxidermist. To which she replied ; 'No. Holding hands will do just fine.'

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Why does an elephant have four feet?

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Because it would look silly with six inches.

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Anatomy is something everybody's got

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but sure looks better on a woman.

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What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose? :D

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Darling.

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Because they deserve them.

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Why did the punk cross the road?

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Only one. To slam the car boot shut.

[Smokey The ßear]

There were four 80 year old men playing golf. One complained the hills were to high. The second complained the bunkers were too deep. The third said the holes were too wide. The fourth one said 'Shut up! At least we're still on the right side of the grass!'

[Smokey The ßear]

Broken promises don't upset me. I just think 'Why did they believe me?'

[DR_PHIL]

will this ever end

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Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6: Try to remember

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The graduate with a science degree asks 'Why does it work?'

[DR_PHIL]

that golf joke was GAY

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The graduate with an engenieering degree asks 'How does it do that?'

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The graduate with an accounting degree asks 'How much does it cost?'

[ClamSmacker]

Nigritude Ultramarine

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damn

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The graduate with the Arts degree asks 'Do you want fries with that?'

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Originally posted by DR_PHIL
will this ever end

NO

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'Was your wife a virgin when you married?'

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What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito when it hits your windscreen?

[ClamSmacker]

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

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It's ass.

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A face can say many things. Especially the mouth part.