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What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?

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Darling.

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Why do women get periods?

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Why did the punk cross the road?

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How many men do you need for a mafia funeral?

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Only one. To slam the car boot shut.

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There were four 80 year old men playing golf. One complained the hills were to high. The second complained the bunkers were too deep. The third said the holes were too wide. The fourth one said 'Shut up! At least we're still on the right side of the grass!'

[DR_PHIL]

spank

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Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6: Try to remember

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The graduate with a science degree asks 'Why does it work?'

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The graduate with an engenieering degree asks 'How does it do that?'

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The graduate with an accounting degree asks 'How much does it cost?'

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The graduate with the Arts degree asks 'Do you want fries with that?'

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What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito when it hits your windscreen?

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It's ass.