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Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6: Try to remember

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The graduate with a science degree asks 'Why does it work?'

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The graduate with an engenieering degree asks 'How does it do that?'

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The graduate with an accounting degree asks 'How much does it cost?'

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The graduate with the Arts degree asks 'Do you want fries with that?'

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'I don't know. Some say yes. Some say no.'

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What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito when it hits your windscreen?

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A face can say many things. Especially the mouth part.

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What's brown and sticky?

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A stick.

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If a rotwieler starts humping your leg you let it finish. :D

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You must have come from the shallow end of the gene pool.

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the town flasher ran up and described himself.

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What do you get if you cross an Irish man with a Gernan?

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A man who's too drunk to follow orders. :D

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For sale : Twin beds

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one hardly used.

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How do you tell an old man?

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It isn't hard.

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An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died

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so she took them to the taxodermist

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'So you want them mounted?' asked the taxidermist. To which she replied ; 'No. Holding hands will do just fine.'

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Anatomy is something everybody's got

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but sure looks better on a woman.

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What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?

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Darling.

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Why do women get periods?

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Why did the punk cross the road?

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Because he was stapled to the chickens back.

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How many men do you need for a mafia funeral?

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There were four 80 year old men playing golf. One complained the hills were to high. The second complained the bunkers were too deep. The third said the holes were too wide. The fourth one said 'Shut up! At least we're still on the right side of the grass!'

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Broken promises don't upset me. I just think 'Why did they believe me?'

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Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6: Try to remember

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A man took his wife to the doctors. After a short examination the doctor said 'Your wife's mind has completely gone!'. To which the man replied 'I'm not surprised. She's been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!'

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The graduate with an engenieering degree asks 'How does it do that?'

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The graduate with an accounting degree asks 'How much does it cost?'

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The graduate with the Arts degree asks 'Do you want fries with that?'

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'Was your wife a virgin when you married?'

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'I don't know. Some say yes. Some say no.'

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It's ass.

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A face can say many things. Especially the mouth part.

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What's brown and sticky?

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This is still going...

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What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?

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If a rotwieler starts humping your leg you let it finish.

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I'd cross the hottest desert

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Are you a bot Smokey The ßear?

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the town flasher ran up and described himself.

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What do you get if you cross an Irish man with a Gernan?