so she took them to the taxodermist 
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so she took them to the taxodermist
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A: 45 minutes. 
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Why does an elephant have four feet? 
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Q: What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman? 
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Because it would look silly with six inches. 
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A: Sexual harassment. 
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What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose? 
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Q: What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man?
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Darling.
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Why do women get periods?
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Q: How can you tell if your wife is dead? 
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Because they deserve them. 
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A: The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.
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Because he was stapled to the chickens back. 
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How many men do you need for a mafia funeral? :D
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Only one. To slam the car boot shut. 
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Broken promises don't upset me. I just think 'Why did they believe me?' 
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:D Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6: Try to remember
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A man took his wife to the doctors. After a short examination the doctor said 'Your wife's mind has completely gone!'. To which the man replied 'I'm not surprised. She's been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!' 
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The graduate with a science degree asks 'Why does it work?'
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The graduate with an engenieering degree asks 'How does it do that?' 
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The graduate with the Arts degree asks 'Do you want fries with that?' 
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'I don't know. Some say yes. Some say no.'
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What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito when it hits your windscreen?
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A face can say many things. Especially the mouth part.
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A stick. 
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What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
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If a rotwieler starts humping your leg you let it finish. 
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I'd cross the hottest desert
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It was so cold 
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What do you get if you cross an Irish man with a Gernan?
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A man who's too drunk to follow orders.
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Two cows in a field. One says to the other 'What do you think about this mad cow desease?' The other one replies 'Blimey! a talking cow!'
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one hardly used.
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How do you tell an old man? 
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It isn't hard. 
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so she took them to the taxodermist
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Why does an elephant have four feet?
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Because it would look silly with six inches.
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Anatomy is something everybody's got
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but sure looks better on a woman. 
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What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
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Darling.
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Why do women get periods?
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Because they deserve them. :D
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Why did the punk cross the road?
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How many men do you need for a mafia funeral?
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Only one. To slam the car boot shut.
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Broken promises don't upset me. I just think 'Why did they believe me?'
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