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[Jolly Rancher]

A: Sexual harassment.

[Smokey The ßear]

What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?

[Jolly Rancher]

Q: What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man?

[Smokey The ßear]

Darling.

[Smokey The ßear]

Why do women get periods?

[Jolly Rancher]

Q: How can you tell if your wife is dead?

[Smokey The ßear]

Because they deserve them.

[Jolly Rancher]

A: The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

[Smokey The ßear]

Because he was stapled to the chickens back.

[Smokey The ßear]

How many men do you need for a mafia funeral? :D

[Smokey The ßear]

Only one. To slam the car boot shut.

[Smokey The ßear]

Broken promises don't upset me. I just think 'Why did they believe me?'

[Smokey The ßear]

:D Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6: Try to remember

[Smokey The ßear]

A man took his wife to the doctors. After a short examination the doctor said 'Your wife's mind has completely gone!'. To which the man replied 'I'm not surprised. She's been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!'

[Smokey The ßear]

The graduate with a science degree asks 'Why does it work?'