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[Smokey The ßear]

How many men do you need for a mafia funeral?

[Smokey The ßear]

Only one. To slam the car boot shut.

[Smokey The ßear]

There were four 80 year old men playing golf. One complained the hills were to high. The second complained the bunkers were too deep. The third said the holes were too wide. The fourth one said 'Shut up! At least we're still on the right side of the grass!'

[Jolly Rancher]

A: Ric O'Shea!!

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. Did you hear Clinton doesn't use bookmarks?

[Smokey The ßear]

Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6: Try to remember

[Jolly Rancher]

A. He just bends over the pages....

[Smokey The ßear]

The graduate with a science degree asks 'Why does it work?'

[Smokey The ßear]

The graduate with an engenieering degree asks 'How does it do that?'

[Smokey The ßear]

The graduate with an accounting degree asks 'How much does it cost?'

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. Know how to make a Cat sound like a Dog?

[Smokey The ßear]

The graduate with the Arts degree asks 'Do you want fries with that?'

[Smokey The ßear]

'Was your wife a virgin when you married?'

[Jolly Rancher]

A. Pour Gas on a Cat

[Smokey The ßear]

'I don't know. Some say yes. Some say no.'

[Jolly Rancher]

and throw a match at it........ WOOF.

[Smokey The ßear]

What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito when it hits your windscreen?

[h0st]

Did you know that Raikkonen will win tomorrow the Monaco F1 Gp?

[Smokey The ßear]

It's ass.

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. Know how to make a Dog sound like a Cat?

[Smokey The ßear]

A face can say many things. Especially the mouth part.

[Jolly Rancher]

A. Stick a Dog in a freezer for a day :D

[Smokey The ßear]

A stick.

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What did the sea say to the shore?

[Smokey The ßear]

What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What's the similarity between a woman and a guitar?

[Smokey The ßear]

If a rotwieler starts humping your leg you let it finish. :D

[Jolly Rancher]

A. You play at the top and finger the bottom... :D

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What's the similarity between a woman and a bank?

[Smokey The ßear]

You must have come from the shallow end of the gene pool.

[Smokey The ßear]

It was so cold

[johndoebob]

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Jesus fucking christ...

[Smokey The ßear]

the town flasher ran up and described himself.

[Jolly Rancher]

A. After withdrawal

[Smokey The ßear]

What do you get if you cross an Irish man with a Gernan?

[Jolly Rancher]

you lose interest...

[Smokey The ßear]

A man who's too drunk to follow orders.

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. How do you make out if a guy's gay?

[Smokey The ßear]

Two cows in a field. One says to the other 'What do you think about this mad cow desease?' The other one replies 'Blimey! a talking cow!'

[Jolly Rancher]

A. He is always expanding his friend(s) circle...

[Smokey The ßear]

one hardly used.

[Jolly Rancher]

Q: What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

[Smokey The ßear]

It isn't hard.

[Smokey The ßear]

An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died

[Jolly Rancher]

Q: Why do bald men have holes in their pants pockets?

[Smokey The ßear]

so she took them to the taxodermist

[Jolly Rancher]

A: So they can run their fingers through their hair.

[Smokey The ßear]

'So you want them mounted?' asked the taxidermist. To which she replied ; 'No. Holding hands will do just fine.'

[Smokey The ßear]

Why does an elephant have four feet?

[Jolly Rancher]

A: They have to pull their own pants down.