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[David Barnes]

smokey is tearing it up in here

[Smokey The ßear]

'So you want them mounted?' asked the taxidermist. To which she replied ; 'No. Holding hands will do just fine.'

[Approved Cash]

"The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting."

[David Barnes]

I wish I lived closer to mountains

[Approved Cash]

"It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man."

[David Barnes]

130, woo hoo

[Smokey The ßear]

Because it would look silly with six inches.

[Approved Cash]

"Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."

[David Barnes]

This is growing tiresome.. I must quit soon and get back to work

[Smokey The ßear]

but sure looks better on a woman.

[Approved Cash]

Originally posted by Smokey The ßear
Because it would look silly with six inches.

Ive only been here for an hour or two and have read that reply a dozen times already

[David Barnes]

of course it's already past midnight, hmm

[Approved Cash]

"The cynics are right nine times out of ten."

[David Barnes]

Its cold in here, brb

[Smokey The ßear]

What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?