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"If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?"

[David Barnes]

nothing but a small thing, in this universe

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"Few things are harder to put up with than a good example."

[David Barnes]

where did smokey go?

[Smokey The ßear]

the town flasher ran up and described himself.

[Smokey The ßear]

What do you get if you cross an Irish man with a Gernan?

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"Hell is other people."

[Smokey The ßear]

A man who's too drunk to follow orders.

[David Barnes]

oh there he is

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"I am become death, shatterer of worlds."

[David Barnes]

whew, getting tired

[steve90]

Originally posted by sickkittens
gay

[Smokey The ßear]

For sale : Twin beds

[Approved Cash]

"Happiness is good health and a bad memory."

[David Barnes]

galleries galleries galleries

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"Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate."

[David Barnes]

10 a day for 2 years, damn

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"You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone."

[Smokey The ßear]

It isn't hard.

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"The gods too are fond of a joke."

[Smokey The ßear]

An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died

[David Barnes]

Im gettin tired

[Illicit]

damn smokey...

[Smokey The ßear]

so she took them to the taxodermist

[Approved Cash]

"Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes."

[David Barnes]

smokey is tearing it up in here

[Smokey The ßear]

'So you want them mounted?' asked the taxidermist. To which she replied ; 'No. Holding hands will do just fine.'

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"The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting."

[David Barnes]

I wish I lived closer to mountains

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"It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man."

[David Barnes]

130, woo hoo

[Smokey The ßear]

Because it would look silly with six inches.

[Approved Cash]

"Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."

[David Barnes]

This is growing tiresome.. I must quit soon and get back to work

[Smokey The ßear]

but sure looks better on a woman.

[Approved Cash]

Originally posted by Smokey The ßear
Because it would look silly with six inches.

Ive only been here for an hour or two and have read that reply a dozen times already

[David Barnes]

of course it's already past midnight, hmm

[Approved Cash]

"The cynics are right nine times out of ten."

[David Barnes]

Its cold in here, brb

[Smokey The ßear]

What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?

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"There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem."

[David Barnes]

love that guy

[Smokey The ßear]

Why do women get periods?

[Approved Cash]

"And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him."

[David Barnes]

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"Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance."

[Smokey The ßear]

Why did the punk cross the road?

[David Barnes]

Whats with all the insighful quotes? Some are just bizarre

[Smokey The ßear]

Because he was stapled to the chickens back.

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"Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things."