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[Smokey The ßear]

The graduate with an engenieering degree asks 'How does it do that?'

[David Barnes]

rebel without a cause

[Smokey The ßear]

The graduate with an accounting degree asks 'How much does it cost?'

[Approved Cash]

"Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back."

[Smokey The ßear]

'Was your wife a virgin when you married?'

[David Barnes]

the whole nine yards

[Smokey The ßear]

What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito when it hits your windscreen?

[Approved Cash]

"The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad."

[Smokey The ßear]

It's ass.

[Smokey The ßear]

A face can say many things. Especially the mouth part.

[David Barnes]

50 first dates

[Approved Cash]

"If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance."

[Smokey The ßear]

What's brown and sticky?

[Smokey The ßear]

What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?

[David Barnes]

meet the parents