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[Smokey The ßear]

Because he was stapled to the chickens back.

[David Barnes]

punch drunk love

[Smokey The ßear]

How many men do you need for a mafia funeral?

[Approved Cash]

"The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense."

[amaze]

still here

[Smokey The ßear]

Only one. To slam the car boot shut.

[David Barnes]

the karate kid

[Smokey The ßear]

There were four 80 year old men playing golf. One complained the hills were to high. The second complained the bunkers were too deep. The third said the holes were too wide. The fourth one said 'Shut up! At least we're still on the right side of the grass!'

[Approved Cash]

"C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg."

[LadyD]

[Smokey The ßear]

Broken promises don't upset me. I just think 'Why did they believe me?'

[David Barnes]

bad boys

[Smokey The ßear]

A man took his wife to the doctors. After a short examination the doctor said 'Your wife's mind has completely gone!'. To which the man replied 'I'm not surprised. She's been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!'

[Approved Cash]

"A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems."

[check]

how long will stop?