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[JamesK]

Ayyo, I got 360 degrees of self, that's mind body and spirit

[Jolly Rancher]

A. It has a stamp on it.

[JamesK]

120 degrees a piece

[JamesK]

We gon' break it down into simple terms

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What do you call a room full of blondes with PMS and yeast infections?

[Hustlin Entertainment]

sddsdssds

[JamesK]

K I'm done here.

[SlickRick]

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you always thought 'Guns and Roses' was something you get for your anniversary.

[Hustlin Entertainment]

dsfsddsdssd

[Jolly Rancher]

A. A wine and cheese party!

[Saint Nick]

hehe.. one less competitor

[Jolly Rancher]

A. Put a scratch 'n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

[SlickRick]

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you proposed in a Denny's.

[Hustlin Entertainment]

sdsdsdsdds

[SlickRick]

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . the passengers enter your vehicle through the driver's-side door

[Hustlin Entertainment]

sddssdsd

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. Hear about the blonde that bought an AM radio?

[SlickRick]

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you had to hitchhike on your honeymoon.

[Jolly Rancher]

A. It took her a month to figure out she could play it at night too.

[Hustlin Entertainment]

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[SlickRick]

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you think 'Chablis' is the name of last month's Playboy centerfold.

[Hustlin Entertainment]

4

[SlickRick]

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you save cooking grease in a coffee can.

[Smokey The ßear]

unix

[Jolly Rancher]

A. Oh no

[SlickRick]

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you inherited a Styrofoam cooler.

[Hustlin Entertainment]

5

[Jolly Rancher]

I'm going to fall again!

[Smokey The ßear]

linux

[Hustlin Entertainment]

6

[SlickRick]

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . there's no cutoff age for sleeping with your parents.

[Jolly Rancher]

A. There is white out on the screen.

[Hustlin Entertainment]

windows xp sp 1

[Hustlin Entertainment]

windows 2000 sp4

[Smokey The ßear]

atari

[SlickRick]

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . your doghouse and your living room both have the same shag carpet.

[Jolly Rancher]

A. Open 24 hours a day.

[Smokey The ßear]

vic-20 :D

[SlickRick]

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph.

[Hustlin Entertainment]

abc321

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. Why did the blonde throw bread crumbs down the toilet?

[SlickRick]

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you've ever had to move a car seat to make love.

[Hustlin Entertainment]

dennys

[Smokey The ßear]

commodore64

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a pair of sun glasses?

[SlickRick]

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you're familiar with Copenhagen but have never heard of Denmark.

[Hustlin Entertainment]

flapper jack

[Jolly Rancher]

A. The sun glasses sit higher on your face.

[SlickRick]

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . your favorite restaurant has a gas pump in front of it.

[Smokey The ßear]

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