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[SlickRick]

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . your checks feature pictures of dogs fighting.

[Jolly Rancher]

A. The joystick is wet.

[SlickRick]

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . any of your honeymoon plans involve a deer camp.

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. Why do blondes wear underwear?

[JamesK]

Clut shots an what not

[Jolly Rancher]

A. To keep their ankles warm.

[JamesK]

This is where the buck stops

[Saint Nick]

Originally posted by Jolly Rancher
A. To keep their ankles warm.

haha.. haven't heard that one before.

[Jolly Rancher]

A. An interpreter.

[SlickRick]

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . all of your favorite shirts came with a two-pack purchase of cigarettes.

[JamesK]

Still can't eat and y'all still cant sleep

[JamesK]

I eat up my ?self? as presidential emcee

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

[JamesK]

Wu-Tang killa bee

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. Did you hear about the blonde that needed gas money?

[SlickRick]

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you have a hook in your shower to hang your hat on. lol

[JamesK]

The bee high facility

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?

[Jolly Rancher]

A. "Are you sure it's mine?"

[JamesK]

In love with the blunt smoke

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. Why do blondes have bruised belly buttons?

[JamesK]

Even though its killin me

[Jolly Rancher]

A. Because they have blond boyfriends

[JamesK]

Bad vibes fillin me

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

[JamesK]

With thoughts of conspiricy

[Saint Nick]

well... this is a fun way to spend a few hours

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What does a blonde and a turtle have in common?

[SlickRick]

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you have ever tried to use food stamps to mail a watermelon.

[JamesK]

White Water scandals with Bill Clinton Hilary

[Jolly Rancher]

A. Get'em on their back and their both fucked.

[JamesK]

Too hot to handle

[SlickRick]

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you own more than three shirts with the sleeves cut off.

[Corleone]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[JamesK]

Well put together to dismantle

[Jolly Rancher]

A. A blow job with handlebars

[JamesK]

Fucka, you heard me?

[SlickRick]

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you refer to your beer gut as 'the old tool shed.'

[JamesK]

Excuse me as I kiss the sky

[Corleone]

i win

[Jolly Rancher]

A. A golden retriever.

[SlickRick]

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you've ever stolen a Neighborhood Watch sign to put in your yard.

[JamesK]

Catch me when I fall son I'm too young to die

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What do you call a blonde in the closet?

[SlickRick]

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . your boots cost more than your wedding ring.

[JamesK]

If you don't know, you never know me

[Jolly Rancher]

A. The 1984 hide and go seek champion.

[SlickRick]

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you've ever vacationed in a rest area.

[JamesK]

Boost the birdie

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. How can you tell that a blonde sent you a fax?