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**SlickRick** · 05-21-2004, 04:31 PM

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you have a sign on your front door explaining house rules and liability.

**JamesK** · 05-21-2004, 04:31 PM

Got juice very fine

**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 04:32 PM

A. When you smack the mosquito it stops sucking!!

**JamesK** · 05-21-2004, 04:32 PM

Turn me loose on mankind

**SlickRick** · 05-21-2004, 04:32 PM

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . people don't recognize your car without a dead animal on the hood.

**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 04:32 PM

Q. What does a blonde say the last two words of the national anthem are?

**JamesK** · 05-21-2004, 04:32 PM

Detionate the land mine

**SlickRick** · 05-21-2004, 04:33 PM

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . your mailbox holds up one end of your clothesline. lol

**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 04:33 PM

A. Play ball!

**JamesK** · 05-21-2004, 04:33 PM

Funk gets me goin' now

**SlickRick** · 05-21-2004, 04:33 PM

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you participate in a 'Who can spit tobacco the farthest?' contest.

**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 04:34 PM

Q. What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common?

**JamesK** · 05-21-2004, 04:34 PM

Never sell, never sold

**SlickRick** · 05-21-2004, 04:34 PM

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you know of at least six different ways to bend the bill of a baseball cap. LOL

**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 04:34 PM

A. You always hear about them but never see them.

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