Q. What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? 
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Q. What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
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A. Pull the pin and throw it back. 
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53. If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With Bullets.SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you take out a home improvement loan to buy a new camper shell.Comment
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54. Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch.SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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A. Artificial intelligence. 
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sweet.. everyone's gone.Good ol Saint Nick
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you and six of your neighbors split a cable bill.Comment
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55. Saw It... Wanted It... Had A Fit... Got It!SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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A. A brunette with bad breath.
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Far fromOriginally posted by Saint Nick
sweet.. everyone's gone.
SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . Jack Daniels makes your list of most admired people.Comment
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Q. What do blondes and cow shit have in common? 
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.........and I'm spent.SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you prefer car keys to Q-tips. LOL
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the easier they are to pick up. 
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Q. How does a blond turn on the light after sex? 
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A. She opens the car door. 
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you have a sign on your front door explaining house rules and liability.Comment
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A. When you smack the mosquito it stops sucking!! 
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . people don't recognize your car without a dead animal on the hood.Comment
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Q. What does a blonde say the last two words of the national anthem are? 
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . your mailbox holds up one end of your clothesline. lolComment
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A. Play ball! 
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you participate in a 'Who can spit tobacco the farthest?' contest.
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Q. What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common?
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you know of at least six different ways to bend the bill of a baseball cap. LOL
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A. You always hear about them but never see them. 
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you're not actually able to read The Richard Petty Story, but you do like to look at the pictures.
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you've ever had to appear in court because of your dogs. lol
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A. Cause it said concentrate.
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Q. What's the difference between a blonde and the Titanic? 
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . the front license plate of your car has the words 'Foxy Lady' written in airbrush.Comment
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Q. How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? 
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