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  • Jolly Rancher
    So Fucking Banned
    • May 2004
    • 1996

    #5101
    A. Nothing...it just waved.

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    • Jolly Rancher
      So Fucking Banned
      • May 2004
      • 1996

      #5102
      Q. What's the similarity between a woman and a guitar?

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      • Oh Sheila
        Confirmed User
        • Apr 2004
        • 1404

        #5103
        If a 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
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        • Jolly Rancher
          So Fucking Banned
          • May 2004
          • 1996

          #5104
          A. You play at the top and finger the bottom...

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          • Jolly Rancher
            So Fucking Banned
            • May 2004
            • 1996

            #5105
            Q. What's the similarity between a woman and a bank?

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            • Jolly Rancher
              So Fucking Banned
              • May 2004
              • 1996

              #5106
              A. After withdrawal

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              • Jolly Rancher
                So Fucking Banned
                • May 2004
                • 1996

                #5107
                you lose interest...

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                • Oh Sheila
                  Confirmed User
                  • Apr 2004
                  • 1404

                  #5108
                  How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
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                  • Jolly Rancher
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • May 2004
                    • 1996

                    #5109
                    Q. How do you make out if a guy's gay?

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                    • Oh Sheila
                      Confirmed User
                      • Apr 2004
                      • 1404

                      #5110
                      Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
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                      • Jolly Rancher
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • May 2004
                        • 1996

                        #5111
                        A. He is always expanding his friend(s) circle...

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                        • Oh Sheila
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                          • Apr 2004
                          • 1404

                          #5112
                          Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
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                          • Jolly Rancher
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • May 2004
                            • 1996

                            #5113
                            Q: What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

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                            • CAHEK
                              C.C.C.P.
                              • Aug 2003
                              • 7413

                              #5114
                              who win ?
                              Pharma from True-Meds. High converting shop in Europe and USA, fast payouts via BTC !!!

                              Make Europe Poor Again (MEPA)

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                              • Jolly Rancher
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • May 2004
                                • 1996

                                #5115
                                A: "*Mgplth*(choke)*gkltmpfff*!!!"

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                                • Oh Sheila
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Apr 2004
                                  • 1404

                                  #5116
                                  Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
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                                  • Jolly Rancher
                                    So Fucking Banned
                                    • May 2004
                                    • 1996

                                    #5117
                                    Q: Why do bald men have holes in their pants pockets?

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                                    • Jolly Rancher
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • May 2004
                                      • 1996

                                      #5118
                                      A: So they can run their fingers through their hair.

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                                      • Oh Sheila
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Apr 2004
                                        • 1404

                                        #5119
                                        Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
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                                        • Jolly Rancher
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • May 2004
                                          • 1996

                                          #5120
                                          Q: Why do blondes get confused in the bathroom?

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                                          • Oh Sheila
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Apr 2004
                                            • 1404

                                            #5121
                                            Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
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                                            • Jolly Rancher
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • May 2004
                                              • 1996

                                              #5122
                                              A: They have to pull their own pants down.

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                                              • Jolly Rancher
                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                • May 2004
                                                • 1996

                                                #5123
                                                Q: What's a wife?

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                                                • Jolly Rancher
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • May 2004
                                                  • 1996

                                                  #5124
                                                  A: An attachment you screw on the bed

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                                                  • Oh Sheila
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Apr 2004
                                                    • 1404

                                                    #5125
                                                    Take my advice; I don't use it anyway.
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                                                    • Jolly Rancher
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • May 2004
                                                      • 1996

                                                      #5126
                                                      to get the housework done.

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                                                      • Jolly Rancher
                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                        • May 2004
                                                        • 1996

                                                        #5127
                                                        Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?

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                                                        • Oh Sheila
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Apr 2004
                                                          • 1404

                                                          #5128
                                                          A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
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                                                          • Jolly Rancher
                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                            • May 2004
                                                            • 1996

                                                            #5129
                                                            A: The Panama Canal is a busy ditch....

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                                                            • Oh Sheila
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Apr 2004
                                                              • 1404

                                                              #5130
                                                              If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!
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                                                              • Jolly Rancher
                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                • May 2004
                                                                • 1996

                                                                #5131
                                                                Q: What do Michael Jackson and Chris Farley have in common?

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                                                                • Jolly Rancher
                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                  • May 2004
                                                                  • 1996

                                                                  #5132
                                                                  A: 10-year old crack habit.

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                                                                  • Oh Sheila
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Apr 2004
                                                                    • 1404

                                                                    #5133
                                                                    He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
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                                                                    • Jolly Rancher
                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                      • May 2004
                                                                      • 1996

                                                                      #5134
                                                                      Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?

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                                                                      • Jolly Rancher
                                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                                        • May 2004
                                                                        • 1996

                                                                        #5135
                                                                        A: So when you pull on their tits they don't shit on you.

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                                                                        • Oh Sheila
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Apr 2004
                                                                          • 1404

                                                                          #5136
                                                                          Anything not nailed down is a cat toy.
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                                                                          • Jolly Rancher
                                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                                            • May 2004
                                                                            • 1996

                                                                            #5137
                                                                            Q: How much hair is in a girl's lap?

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                                                                            • Oh Sheila
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Apr 2004
                                                                              • 1404

                                                                              #5138
                                                                              I saw Elvis. He sat between me and Bigfoot on the UFO.
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                                                                              • Oh Sheila
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Apr 2004
                                                                                • 1404

                                                                                #5139
                                                                                Next time you wave, use all your fingers.
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                                                                                • Jolly Rancher
                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                  • May 2004
                                                                                  • 1996

                                                                                  #5140
                                                                                  Q: Why were shopping carts invented? :D

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                                                                                  • Oh Sheila
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Apr 2004
                                                                                    • 1404

                                                                                    #5141
                                                                                    The only perfect science is hindsight.
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                                                                                    • Jolly Rancher
                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                      • May 2004
                                                                                      • 1996

                                                                                      #5142
                                                                                      A: To teach women to walk on their hind legs.

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                                                                                      • Oh Sheila
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • Apr 2004
                                                                                        • 1404

                                                                                        #5143
                                                                                        He does the work of three men: Larry, Moe and Curly.
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                                                                                        • Jolly Rancher
                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                          • May 2004
                                                                                          • 1996

                                                                                          #5144
                                                                                          Q: What do you call a 300 pound Italian girl?

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                                                                                          • Jolly Rancher
                                                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                                                            • May 2004
                                                                                            • 1996

                                                                                            #5145
                                                                                            A: Underweight.

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                                                                                            • Oh Sheila
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Apr 2004
                                                                                              • 1404

                                                                                              #5146
                                                                                              A procrastinator's work is never done.
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                                                                                              • Jolly Rancher
                                                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                • May 2004
                                                                                                • 1996

                                                                                                #5147
                                                                                                Q: What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?

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                                                                                                • Oh Sheila
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Apr 2004
                                                                                                  • 1404

                                                                                                  #5148
                                                                                                  My favorite mythical creature? The honest politician.
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                                                                                                  • Jolly Rancher
                                                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                    • May 2004
                                                                                                    • 1996

                                                                                                    #5149
                                                                                                    A: Anorexic

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                                                                                                    • Oh Sheila
                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                      • Apr 2004
                                                                                                      • 1404

                                                                                                      #5150
                                                                                                      Leftists are among the first to speak of their rights.
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