A. "Are you sure it's mine?" 
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A. "Are you sure it's mine?"
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you have more than two brothers named Bubba or Junior.Comment
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Q. Why do blondes have bruised belly buttons? 
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
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When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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A. Because they have blond boyfriends 
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . during the wedding ceremony the minister said, Do you, DeWayne, take Connie to be your old lady? lol
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If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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Q. What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . the game warden knows the serial numbers to your guns by heart. LMAO
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If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you pawned your grandfather's pocket watch because you needed beer money for the weekend.
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A. Their both empty from the neck up 
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Originally posted by SlickRick
You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . the game warden knows the serial numbers to your guns by heart. LMAO
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you took your coon dogs on your honeymoon.Comment
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Q. What does a blonde and a turtle have in common?
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If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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Q. What do you call a blonde with pig tails? 
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Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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blowjob with handlebarsOriginally posted by Jolly Rancher
Q. What do you call a blonde with pig tails?
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A. A blow job with handlebars 
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Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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A. A golden retriever. 
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Q. What do you call a blonde in the closet? 
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Can you be a closet claustrophobic?SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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A. The 1984 hide and go seek champion.
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Why do steam irons have a permanent press setting?SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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Would a fly without wings be called a walk?SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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Q. How can you tell that a blonde sent you a fax?
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If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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A. It has a stamp on it. 
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Q. How do you drown a blonde? 
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A. Put a scratch 'n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
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Q. Hear about the blonde that bought an AM radio? 
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What's another word for thesaurus?SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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A. It took her a month to figure out she could play it at night too.
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Is it possible to be totally partial?SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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Q. What did the blonde say when she saw the banana peel on the floor? 
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Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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A. Oh no 
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guess its me ;)Comment
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What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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Q. How can you tell a blonde has used your computer? 
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Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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Q. Why are blondes like 7-Eleven stores?
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Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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What was the best thing before sliced bread?SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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Q. Why did the blonde throw bread crumbs down the toilet? 
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Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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