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  • Jolly Rancher
    So Fucking Banned
    • May 2004
    • 1996

    #4951
    A. Artificial intelligence.

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    • SlickRick
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2003
      • 2849

      #4952
      You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
      . . . you've ever caught bugs just so you could throw them in the bug zapper.

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      • Jolly Rancher
        So Fucking Banned
        • May 2004
        • 1996

        #4953
        Q. What do you call a blonde standing on her head?

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        • Jolly Rancher
          So Fucking Banned
          • May 2004
          • 1996

          #4954
          Q. What do blondes and cow shit have in common?

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          • SlickRick
            Confirmed User
            • Jan 2003
            • 2849

            #4955
            You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
            . . . you have a Hefty Bag for a passenger-side window.

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            • SlickRick
              Confirmed User
              • Jan 2003
              • 2849

              #4956
              You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
              . . . you've ever hollered, Rock the house, Bubba! during a piano recital.

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              • Jolly Rancher
                So Fucking Banned
                • May 2004
                • 1996

                #4957
                A. The older they get

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                • SlickRick
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2003
                  • 2849

                  #4958
                  You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
                  . . . your kids favorite bedtime story is Curious George and the High Voltage Fence. lol

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                  • Jolly Rancher
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • May 2004
                    • 1996

                    #4959
                    Q. How does a blond turn on the light after sex?

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                    • SlickRick
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2003
                      • 2849

                      #4960
                      You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
                      . . . your watchband is wider than any book you've ever read. funny

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                      • SlickRick
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jan 2003
                        • 2849

                        #4961
                        You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
                        . . . you know who is actually leading the Winston Cup series.

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                        • Jolly Rancher
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • May 2004
                          • 1996

                          #4962
                          Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

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                          • SlickRick
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jan 2003
                            • 2849

                            #4963
                            You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
                            . . . you've ever had to turn your pickup truck around because of bridge clearance restrictions.

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                            • Jolly Rancher
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • May 2004
                              • 1996

                              #4964
                              A. When you smack the mosquito it stops sucking!!

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                              • SlickRick
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jan 2003
                                • 2849

                                #4965
                                You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
                                . . . your favorite beer company cannot afford to advertise.

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                                • SlickRick
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jan 2003
                                  • 2849

                                  #4966
                                  You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
                                  . . . you've ever barbecued Spam on the grill.

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                                  • Jolly Rancher
                                    So Fucking Banned
                                    • May 2004
                                    • 1996

                                    #4967
                                    Q. What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common?

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                                    • SlickRick
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jan 2003
                                      • 2849

                                      #4968
                                      You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
                                      . . . you time your belches to achieve a personal best.

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                                      • Jolly Rancher
                                        So Fucking Banned
                                        • May 2004
                                        • 1996

                                        #4969
                                        A. You always hear about them but never see them.

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                                        • SlickRick
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jan 2003
                                          • 2849

                                          #4970
                                          You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
                                          . . . your new job promotion means that the company foots the bill to have your name sewn on your shirts.

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                                          • amaze
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Feb 2004
                                            • 816

                                            #4971
                                            Damn page 100

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                                            • SlickRick
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jan 2003
                                              • 2849

                                              #4972
                                              You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
                                              . . . the fountain at your wedding spewed beer instead of champagne. lol

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                                              • Rich
                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                • Jan 2003
                                                • 11486

                                                #4973
                                                Originally posted by amaze
                                                Damn page 100
                                                bot

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                                                • Jolly Rancher
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • May 2004
                                                  • 1996

                                                  #4974
                                                  A. Cause it said concentrate.

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                                                  • SlickRick
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Jan 2003
                                                    • 2849

                                                    #4975
                                                    You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
                                                    . . . your favorite restaurant has the word 'eats' anywhere in the name.

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                                                    • Jolly Rancher
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • May 2004
                                                      • 1996

                                                      #4976
                                                      Q. What's the difference between a blonde and the Titanic?

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                                                      • SlickRick
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Jan 2003
                                                        • 2849

                                                        #4977
                                                        You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
                                                        . . . there's graffiti on the bathroom wall in your own house.

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                                                        • Jolly Rancher
                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                          • May 2004
                                                          • 1996

                                                          #4978
                                                          A. They know how many went down on the Titanic.

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                                                          • cayne
                                                            My time is coming...
                                                            • Jan 2004
                                                            • 7476

                                                            #4979
                                                            still winning...
                                                            If lesbian anal is wrong, I don't want to be right.

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                                                            • SlickRick
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jan 2003
                                                              • 2849

                                                              #4980
                                                              You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
                                                              . . . you have grease under your toenails.

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                                                              • Jolly Rancher
                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                • May 2004
                                                                • 1996

                                                                #4981
                                                                Q. Why do blondes wear underwear?

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                                                                • SlickRick
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Jan 2003
                                                                  • 2849

                                                                  #4982
                                                                  You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
                                                                  . . . your idea of a romantic evening is sharing the same spit cup with your girlfriend at a tractor pull. HAHA

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                                                                  • Jolly Rancher
                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                    • May 2004
                                                                    • 1996

                                                                    #4983
                                                                    A. To keep their ankles warm.

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                                                                    • SlickRick
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Jan 2003
                                                                      • 2849

                                                                      #4984
                                                                      You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
                                                                      . . . the most common phrase you hear at your family reunion is 'What the hell are you lookin' at Diphead?

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                                                                      • SlickRick
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Jan 2003
                                                                        • 2849

                                                                        #4985
                                                                        You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
                                                                        . . . your best coon hound gets a birthday present and your wife doesn't. LMAO

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                                                                        • Jolly Rancher
                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                          • May 2004
                                                                          • 1996

                                                                          #4986
                                                                          Q. What is a brunette between two blondes?

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                                                                          • SlickRick
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Jan 2003
                                                                            • 2849

                                                                            #4987
                                                                            You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
                                                                            . . . your mother has more chest hair than your father.

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                                                                            • Jolly Rancher
                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                              • May 2004
                                                                              • 1996

                                                                              #4988
                                                                              A. An interpreter.

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                                                                              • Oh Sheila
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Apr 2004
                                                                                • 1404

                                                                                #4989
                                                                                If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
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                                                                                • SlickRick
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Jan 2003
                                                                                  • 2849

                                                                                  #4990
                                                                                  You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
                                                                                  . . . you think Campho-Phenique is a miracle drug.

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                                                                                  • Jolly Rancher
                                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                                    • May 2004
                                                                                    • 1996

                                                                                    #4991
                                                                                    A. The brick doesn't follow you home after you lay it.

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                                                                                    • Oh Sheila
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Apr 2004
                                                                                      • 1404

                                                                                      #4992
                                                                                      When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
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                                                                                      • SlickRick
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • Jan 2003
                                                                                        • 2849

                                                                                        #4993
                                                                                        You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
                                                                                        . . . you think a manicure is some kind of French doctor.

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                                                                                        • beemk
                                                                                          CLICK HERE
                                                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                                                          • 20829

                                                                                          #4994
                                                                                          I host with Vacares

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                                                                                          • SlickRick
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • Jan 2003
                                                                                            • 2849

                                                                                            #4995
                                                                                            You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
                                                                                            . . . your mama saves aluminum foil.

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                                                                                            • Oh Sheila
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Apr 2004
                                                                                              • 1404

                                                                                              #4996
                                                                                              Why is the word abbreviation so long?
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                                                                                              • Jolly Rancher
                                                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                • May 2004
                                                                                                • 1996

                                                                                                #4997
                                                                                                A. She sold her car for it...

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                                                                                                • Oh Sheila
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Apr 2004
                                                                                                  • 1404

                                                                                                  #4998
                                                                                                  If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
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                                                                                                  • Jolly Rancher
                                                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                    • May 2004
                                                                                                    • 1996

                                                                                                    #4999
                                                                                                    Q. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?

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                                                                                                    • Oh Sheila
                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                      • Apr 2004
                                                                                                      • 1404

                                                                                                      #5000
                                                                                                      Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
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