A. Artificial intelligence. 
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A. Artificial intelligence.
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you've ever caught bugs just so you could throw them in the bug zapper.
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Q. What do you call a blonde standing on her head? 
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Q. What do blondes and cow shit have in common? 
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you've ever hollered, Rock the house, Bubba! during a piano recital.
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A. The older they get 
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . your kids favorite bedtime story is Curious George and the High Voltage Fence. lol
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Q. How does a blond turn on the light after sex? 
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . your watchband is wider than any book you've ever read. funny
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you know who is actually leading the Winston Cup series.
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Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? 
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you've ever had to turn your pickup truck around because of bridge clearance restrictions.
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A. When you smack the mosquito it stops sucking!! 
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . your favorite beer company cannot afford to advertise.Comment
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you've ever barbecued Spam on the grill.Comment
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Q. What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common? 
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you time your belches to achieve a personal best.Comment
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A. You always hear about them but never see them.
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . your new job promotion means that the company foots the bill to have your name sewn on your shirts.
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Damn page 100
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . the fountain at your wedding spewed beer instead of champagne. lol
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botOriginally posted by amaze
Damn page 100
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A. Cause it said concentrate.
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . your favorite restaurant has the word 'eats' anywhere in the name.
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Q. What's the difference between a blonde and the Titanic? 
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . there's graffiti on the bathroom wall in your own house.
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A. They know how many went down on the Titanic.
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still winning...If lesbian anal is wrong, I don't want to be right.Comment
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you have grease under your toenails.
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Q. Why do blondes wear underwear? 
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . your idea of a romantic evening is sharing the same spit cup with your girlfriend at a tractor pull. HAHAComment
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A. To keep their ankles warm. 
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . the most common phrase you hear at your family reunion is 'What the hell are you lookin' at Diphead?Comment
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . your best coon hound gets a birthday present and your wife doesn't. LMAO
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Q. What is a brunette between two blondes? 
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . your mother has more chest hair than your father.
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A. An interpreter. 
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If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you think Campho-Phenique is a miracle drug.
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A. The brick doesn't follow you home after you lay it.
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When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you think a manicure is some kind of French doctor.
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . your mama saves aluminum foil.Comment
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Why is the word abbreviation so long?SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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A. She sold her car for it...
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If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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Q. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? 
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Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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