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[SlickRick]

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you've ever barbecued Spam on the grill.

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common?

[SlickRick]

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you time your belches to achieve a personal best.

[Jolly Rancher]

A. You always hear about them but never see them.

[SlickRick]

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . your new job promotion means that the company foots the bill to have your name sewn on your shirts.

[amaze]

Damn page 100

[SlickRick]

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . the fountain at your wedding spewed beer instead of champagne. lol

[Rich]

Originally posted by amaze
Damn page 100

bot

[Jolly Rancher]

A. Cause it said concentrate.

[SlickRick]

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . your favorite restaurant has the word 'eats' anywhere in the name.

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and the Titanic?

[SlickRick]

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . there's graffiti on the bathroom wall in your own house.

[Jolly Rancher]

A. They know how many went down on the Titanic.

[cayne]

still winning...

[SlickRick]

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you have grease under your toenails.