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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 02:08 PM

A. Artificial intelligence.

**SlickRick** · 05-21-2004, 02:09 PM

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you've ever caught bugs just so you could throw them in the bug zapper.

**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 02:09 PM

Q. What do you call a blonde standing on her head?

**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 02:10 PM

Q. What do blondes and cow shit have in common?

**SlickRick** · 05-21-2004, 02:10 PM

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you have a Hefty Bag for a passenger-side window.

**SlickRick** · 05-21-2004, 02:11 PM

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you've ever hollered, Rock the house, Bubba! during a piano recital.

**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 02:11 PM

A. The older they get

**SlickRick** · 05-21-2004, 02:12 PM

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . your kids favorite bedtime story is Curious George and the High Voltage Fence. lol

**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 02:12 PM

Q. How does a blond turn on the light after sex?

**SlickRick** · 05-21-2004, 02:13 PM

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . your watchband is wider than any book you've ever read. funny

**SlickRick** · 05-21-2004, 02:13 PM

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you know who is actually leading the Winston Cup series.

**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 02:14 PM

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

**SlickRick** · 05-21-2004, 02:14 PM

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you've ever had to turn your pickup truck around because of bridge clearance restrictions.

**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 02:14 PM

A. When you smack the mosquito it stops sucking!!

**SlickRick** · 05-21-2004, 02:15 PM

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . your favorite beer company cannot afford to advertise.

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