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[SlickRick]

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you've ever paid for a six-pack of beer with pennies.

[amaze]

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?

[SlickRick]

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . there are hubcap wind chimes anywhere on your block.

[amaze]

[SlickRick]

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you have a Bud Light pool-table light hanging over your dining room table.

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. How would a blonde punctuate the following: "Fun fun fun worry worry worry"

[SlickRick]

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . the strongest smell in your house is butane.

[Jolly Rancher]

A. Fun period fun period fun no period worry worry worry....

[SlickRick]

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you think paprika is a Third World country.

[SlickRick]

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you ask the preacher, Hows it hanging?

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. Why is a blonde like an old washing machine?

[SlickRick]

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you go to a stock car race and dont need a program.

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms?

[SlickRick]

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you have a bumper sticker that says, My mothers an honor student at the local junior high.