You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
. . . you have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
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Q: What do you get if you cross a bear with a toilet?
A: Winnie the Pooh!My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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A: Underweight. 
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Q: What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota? 
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You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.
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What would it take to reunite the Beatles?
Two more bullets.My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!Comment
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You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you ever fantasized about Princess Leah wearing Daisy Duke shorts.
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Q: Why did it take so long for Lorena Bobbitt to throw the dick out of the window? 
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An old man was in bed with his wife when suddenly he let out a loud fart. He yelled, "7 points!"
His wife looked at him and said, "What the hell are you doing?"
He simply replied, "Just playing bed football."
Ten minutes later the wife let a loud one and said, "Tie game - 7,7."
The husband's competitive side kicked in and he started starting straining... when suddenly he crapped his pants! His wife looks over and said, "Now what's the score?"
He said, "Still 7,7. End of quarter switch sides!!!"My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!Comment
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You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.
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A: She didn't have the balls. 
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What do you call a lesbian with a big tongue?
Well hung.My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!Comment
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You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
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Q: What's a 79 ? 
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lol still goingComment
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