A. "Are you sure it's mine?" 
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You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you have ever beaten up Han Solo for lookin' at your sister.Comment
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Q. Why do blondes have bruised belly buttons? 
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You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
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A. Because they have blond boyfriends 
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You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you count B.O. as a Jedi power.
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Q. What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
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You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you have ever used a lightsaber to skin a deer.Comment
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Q. What does a blonde and a turtle have in common? 
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You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you have ever used your Light Saber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill.Comment
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Q. What do you call a blonde with pig tails? 
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You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . at least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored.Comment
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A. A blow job with handlebars 
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Q. What do you call a blond with a brain?
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You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . there is a blaster rack in the back of your landspeeder.Comment
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A. A golden retriever. 
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You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you have bantha horns on the front of your landspeeder.
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Q. What do you call a blonde in the closet?
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You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . a peaceful meditation session is one without gas.
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A. The 1984 hide and go seek champion.
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You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you can levitate yourself using a force from within, but not THE FORCE.
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Q. How can you tell that a blonde sent you a fax? 
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You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . your master ever said "My finger you will pull..hmmm?"
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A. It has a stamp on it. 
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what if i don't have a paypal account?SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.Comment
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Q. What do you call a room full of blondes with PMS and yeast infections? 
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A. A wine and cheese party!
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You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you have ever had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.
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Q. How do you drown a blonde?
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A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can.
The bartender says, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?"
The guy says, "You would be drinking fast if you had what I had."
The bartender says, "What do you have?"
The guy says, "75 cents."My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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A. Put a scratch 'n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
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You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . the worst part of spending time on Dagoba is the dadgum skeeters.
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Q. Hear about the blonde that bought an AM radio?
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You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . wookies are offended by your B.O.
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A. It took her a month to figure out she could play it at night too. 
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Q. What did the blonde say when she saw the banana peel on the floor? 
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You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
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A. Oh no 
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A man walks into a bar and says, "Excuse me, I'd like a pint of beer."
The bartender serves the drink and says, "That'll be four dollars."
The customer pulls out a twenty-dollar bill and hands it to the bartender.
"Sorry, sir," the bartender says, "but I can't accept that."
The man pulls out a ten-dollar bill and the bartender rejects his money again. "What's going on here?" the man asks.
Pointing to a neon sign, the bartender explains, "This is a Singles Bar."My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!Comment
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You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you have ever used the force in conjunction with bowling or a spitting contest.
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I'm going to fall again!
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You know you're a redneck when your stair master has an ashtray!My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!Comment
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Q. How can you tell a blonde has used your computer? 
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A. There is white out on the screen. 
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Q: What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonalds on Friday night in Iowa?
A: Prom.My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!Comment
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Q. Why are blondes like 7-Eleven stores?
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Two women, one from the north and one from the south, are seated next to one another on a plane.
"Where you flyin' to?" says the southern woman. The northern woman turns up her nose.
"Don't you know you should NEVER end a sentence with a preposition?" The southern woman thinks about this for a second.
"Where you flyin' to, bitch?"My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!Comment
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